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Modern AU where Levi is a single dad and due to work, has to sign his kid up for afterschool daycare.

Turns out he can’t afford it for the amount of days he needs it and the struggling college student Eren (who worked at the daycare) offers to come by Levi’s apartment and babysit for cheaper-So long as he can have dinners before he leaves.

Turns out Eren stays for dinners and far too many breakfasts too, after all, Levi’s bed is a comfy thing.

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yu_gyeom: #bambam1a #생일축하해 #내친구 진심으로 생일축하한다아 넌 최고👍ㅋㅋㅋ

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do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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fuck me to this.

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Hi Li! Do you happen to have any fic recs for kinky Spideypool??? That daddy fanart ruined me T_T Thank yooouuu <3

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Kinky Spideypool Recs ahoy!

 (I’ve put down warnings for a few of them which honestly will probably translate to “these are the kinkier ones,” but there are warnings nonetheless since I know some people are triggered by what’s mentioned).

Fuckin’ Hell! by SkybloodfoxPeter is an Omega and Deadpool is an Alpha. Do I need to say anymore?

St-St-Stutter Something Profound. by Katastrophi, &bSneezeRogersAfter watching Deadpool take down a drug cartel for cash and accidentally kill undercover SHIELD agents, Nick Fury and the Avengers decide Deadpool needs to be put on some kind of surveillance. With Spider-Man, or Peter Parker, as the only one Deadpool hasn’t felt wronged him, he’s assigned to the mission of watching over him. (Warning Daddy Kink)

baby, i’d victoria your secret anytime by ghostsoldierPeter’s known Wade for a while now, so he can maybe see how this makes sense – like, maybe Wade has a thing about going commando and just happened to have an old girlfriend’s panties lying around, one thing led to another…but…“And the bra?” Peter croaks. (Warning crossdressing)

Say Anything…Except That by cortexikidThe summary is just the writer and Deadpool talking. But there’s sex and it’s rated E (Warning Deadpool breaks the 4th wall a lot)

you are the space in my bed by sleeponrooftopsThere are rules, damn it. Number one: never sneak up on Peter while he’s napping or he will end up on the ceiling. Number two: stop trying to get in Peter’s pants. Wade stops listening after that one because he doesn’t like rules. (Warning Deadpool breaks the 4th wall)

Because of Unlocked Windows by MarbleAide In all truth, it’s Peter’s fault for leaving the window open and sleeping on his stomach. I mean, really, what did he expect Wade to do? He wasn’t a saint.

Give It To Me by DictionaryWritesSo, Peter initially intended to just give Wade a thrill, but he ended up liking it more than he thought he would. (Warning Daddy Kink)

Beg by li_izumiDeadpool is held in Spider-Man’s webs and has a bit of a problem. Spider-Man tells him to beg for help. Deadpool does. Just not quite the way Spider-Man was expecting. (Warning BDSM, mild dubcon) 

Fuck List Mack Daddy by SkybloodfoxPeter Parker brings ‘Yes, No, Maybe’ BDSM list to Wade and wants to try some of the things listed in it. (Warning BDSM)

Holla Atcha, Baby Boy by Clints13ArrowPeter and Wade have sex. No you don’t get it, not just for one day, but for 30 days. They have sex everywhere, literally. If they could have sex on the moon, you would see a shadow of them getting it on, on the moon (which may give Wade more ideas than it is worth). There is just sex, but what makes it totally unlike any other sex its that its with Wade and Peter, you know, awesome me, Deadpool. What do you mean I can’t hijack an authors account and just write about me having sex with Spider-man?! Well guess what, I JUST HAD SEX, AND IT FELT SO GOOD. (Warning BDSM, Daddy Kink)

That Pesky V-Card byTimmyJaybirdPeter shows up at his sort-of-but-not-quite-boyfriend’s house unannounced, with his mind set on one single goal. (Warning Underage)

Too Hot byAtsvie“A game where the two players kiss without stopping and without touching each other. If one player touches the other, he loses. The winner gets to do whatever they want to the loser.” Or the one where Peter doesn’t know if he can keep his hands to himself with Wade’s new look. (Warning Healed!Wade)

Tale As Old As Time, Song As Old As Rhyme byAjaydPeter Parker gradually falls for Wade’s dubious charms. They have a lot of hang ups and kinks to negotiate, but with sex this hot, Peter can’t help wanting more. Erotica with significant plot and relationship development. (Warning BDSM, suicide (Deadpool so…he doesn’t really die))

If anyone wants anymore, please hit me up. 

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Someone needs to rec me to all of their favorite spideypool fics/authors bc I am desperate and would appreciate it

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is this a threat. i feel threatened

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The story of Patrick

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My Grandfather speaks rapid Cantonese to me. He’s telling me what he wants from McDonalds. The kid behind the counter rolls his eyes at this. The woman behind us in line says “Speak English” under her breathe. The grip my Grandfather has on my arm tightens. My Grandfather can speak English. He can understand English. He can write English. But he came when he was in his twenties, and he has an accent that will never leave. And when he speaks English he hears- “How long have you been here?” “Can you repeat that again?” “I don’t understand you.” And it humiliates him. This man who left his family, who left his life to make a better one. The bravest man I know is embarrassed of his accent. And in McDonalds, the man who crossed the pacific in a freight boat with no papers and no one he knew in this country, bows his head in shame.

Gwai Lo (via seevikifangirl)

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walk into the club like

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the body types,

the body types

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i love women. in the feminist way and in the gay way. happy international women’s day

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