god i wish elon gets unalived
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grandma got run over by a reindeer so the cops came and shot our neighbor terrell
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autoerotic lobotomization
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if i could travel back in time it would be to carpet bomb the nina pinta and santa maria
and to curb stomp chr*stopher c*lumbus
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And on the fifth day God made ASS
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i need to get hit by a car i hate this job
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Someone: Sheesh that鈥檚 a lot of cigarettes
Me: Well *smiles warmly and rests my hand on my tummy* I am smoking for two right now 鈽猴笍
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SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK
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chardonnay and intrusive thoughts 10/10
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