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Caught in a ham

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i had a dream about a meme that said “your third eye is open but your chakras ain’t ready for these titties 👅” and a completely incomprehensible picture

what does that mean

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no one:

charmin bears: i fucking love???????????????????????shitting ??????????????

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me, charging any random cat i see: cat!!!!

cat: *fucking books it*

me, hulk voice: FRIEND STAY

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finally a petition I can get behind  

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NEW Isetan 2019 Collaboration: Maison de SAILOR MOON ~ Bienvenue à la chambre de la lune! more info: https://www.sailormooncollectibles.com/2019/01/31/isetan-2019-collaboration-maison-de-sailor-moon-bienvenue-a-la-chambre-de-la-lune/

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our brains are… the ultimate computer. 5 billion or so cores. but unfortunately most of them are permanently dedicated to subroutines like “thinking about slurp”

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when people ask how long you’ve been online

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The fact that the Midwest just got cold enough to kill you in minutes of being outside because of an unprecedented polar vortex means that our planet is now starting to become uninhabitable due to climate change. We’re going to look back on this moment for a long time to come.

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a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her

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Some days I’d like to be murdered some days I’d like to bed god

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this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

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In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.