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jasminesfury · 3 months
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suck her silly? no. suck her solemn. & thoughtful
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jasminesfury · 4 months
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hello hellooo i LOVE your work, can you do prompts for two bandmates pining for each other with A LOOOOOT of tension? like it's absolutely *infuriating* and driving them craaazy and more people start noticing it too like their fellow bandmates and fans, you knoooow that kind of stuff
(also i was scrolling through your blog and saw u watch sitcoms a lot and that MAKES SOO MUCH SENSE like i love sitcoms too and thats what ur writing reminds me of as well and it's awesome!!!)
bandmates in a secret relationship (or. w a lot of pining) prompts
Great ask!! Tysm <3 I don’t like this v much but we shall persist!
them writing songs about each other, and i mean songs that are very very clear who they’re about, and keeping a straight face while playing them
^ OR EVEN BETTER songs that only the other person would know what it’s actually about and later they just. straight up ignore. that it ever happened. “oh great performance” I wonder what it’s about hmmmm
yk how fan culture kind of ships people irl sometimes?? yes I absolutely do not support at ALL but if we’re talking about fictional plot purposes….fans shipping two members who r like platonic bffs 100% and the other one who ACTUALLY has tension with one of the members being like “why isn’t it me”
when they eventually get together and management is like “oh but you can’t tell the public” and they’re just like. Okay fuck off we’ll do whatever we want.
a diff bandmate, after finding out A has a crush on B, “wait so, this song was about them?” “yes” “and the one about-“ “yup” “and the one-“ “let me save you some time. every song I’ve written for the last two years.”
ooh if they’re like fwb but do not want to admit they r actually in love bc idiots ™️ and have like,, um,, pre-show rituals…as to speak..
^ and before a show right. so they get onto stage right on time like literally seconds. messy messy hair. lipstick stains whatever you want just basically it’s v clear what they were up to. and their band mates are like “CAN WE GO ONE SHOW WITH YOU TWO NOT JUMPING EACH OTHERS BONES FIVE MINUTES BEFORE WE’RE ON” “it’s a good luck ritual!”
maybe one bandmate was flirting with someone before the stage and the other is suddenly playing their instrument..very aggressively during while staring at them
making eyes at each other on stage
^ going viral for making eyes at each other on stage
“A and B flirting for 20 minutes straight on tour” compilation videos
^ bonus but a little silly, turns out another bandmates has made one of those videos/shares it on social media and everyone goes wilddd
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jasminesfury · 4 months
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“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
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jasminesfury · 6 months
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I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid
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jasminesfury · 6 months
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i lit his cigarette so i think that means he's my girlfriend now
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jasminesfury · 6 months
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messy chaotic ‘we’re terrible for each other but can’t keep our hands off each other’ prompts
oh hello i am in fact alive
“do you ever actually think before speaking? like is your brain capable of processing a thought??” “yeah, it’s just immune to idiotic ones”
“take that back” “prove me wrong” (or; a cliché ‘make me’)
being in some sort of intense slightly pointless staring match (after an argument, preferably) and just saying “oh fuck it who cares” and pulling their neck down to kiss them
“do you the sex would be boring if we didn’t argue before it every time?” “i mean, we could always argue during”
^or, alt: doing it once when you’re not arguing instead kinda tipsy but not drunk, and it’s all giggles and laughter and sweet nothings and the next morning being like “oh fuck i actually like them”
“why does everything with you have to be so difficult!?” “it’s fun getting you all riled up”
“oh, if i had known that’s all it would take for you to shut up i would’ve done this ages ag-“ “only finish that sentence if you have a death wish”
“you’re doing it wrong” “jesus, would you just relax” “no because i’m wasting my tim- oh, oh my god-” the other character smirking, “don’t look so smug” “i think i’ve earned the right, now just trust me, okay? believe it or not, i want to make you feel good”
“so you’ll finally stop being an asshole and just sign the document?” “keep doing this and i’ll sell you my house”
getting jealous and the other character pretending that it’s unreasonable, but secretly character A is the only one they feel a spark with. the only one they feel excited to be around
“we should probably stop this” “yeah” … “we’re not going to though, right?” “oh absolutely not”
“nope no nada, no using sex to get me to do things you want, it’s not going to work anymore”
“you really are a fucking asshole aren’t you?” “yes, i believe that’s what’s on my resume”
“i hate you” “i know” “and that won’t change” “i know” “and you’re still okay with this?” no “yes”
“imagine a universe where we didn’t hate each other, that would be so-“ “boring?” “yeah! like imagine not bickering over tiny things, that’s no fun”
“she says we bicker like an old married couple”
talking with a friend; “you shouldn’t go there” “i know” “and you shouldn’t sleep with them” “i know” “it’s a bad idea” “i know” “well. will you?” “..yeah”
“i know we’re terrible for each other but every time i look at them it’s just like my brain flies out the window and my hormones take over”
“we’re broken up, it’s just two friends going out for drinks, okay?” ending up in one’s bed, but alright
“did you sleep together?” “noooo, i just-“ “tripped on a stone and accidentally dailed his number which magically led to you two meeting at a pub and you just magically teleported to your bedroom without your clothes on? yeah, thought so”
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jasminesfury · 6 months
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rich guy who looks like he has standards x worst loser guyfailure man on earth (kinda a dick but also not really and hes like bottom of the barrel like how did he even get rich guy at all)
this entire anon is just so funny to me
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jasminesfury · 6 months
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ain’t no way i saw someone on here write an obituary for u are u good
LMFAOO WHERE IS THIS
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jasminesfury · 7 months
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we miss you :(
wait this is so sweet 🙁
are y’all still alive i’ll try to post something soon
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jasminesfury · 7 months
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List of “things they say that makes my heart melt and my knees weak” prompts 
“I can kiss you forever,” Character B murmurs. “Yeah?” Character A says, laughing a little, only to stop when Character B leans in and presses a kiss against their cheek. “Yeah,” Character B says, “Yeah, I can. You think I’m lying?” (As I said, forever ingrained in my brain. I cannot fucking believe this isn’t just fictional shit characters in books/fics say-) 
“You make me so happy.”
“I’m just… Happy for your existence, y’know?”
“You’re going to have to teach me so many things because I’m not familiar with any of this.” “Okay. So… What do you want me to teach you? Where should we start?”
“Here, put your hand under my shirt. It’s more comfortable that way,” Character B says as they lift their shirt slightly, encouraging Character A to slip their hand underneath and letting their warm palm rest against their bare skin. 
“You’re so cute.”
“You’re so adorable.”
“You’re so comfy and cozy.”
“You’re so warm and cuddly.”
“You smell so good,” Character B whispers as they continue to litter kisses down Character A’s jaw and neck, revelling in the noises Character A lets involuntarily slip out of their mouth. 
“Mm, I think you’re the one who wants more cuddles,” Character B murmurs, pulling Character A back into their arms. “Nah, I think you’re the one who wants that. I mean, look at you,” Character A teases, settling comfortably in their arms. 
“Why don’t you try kissing my neck? If you don’t then I’m gonna kiss yours.” “You’re acting like you weren’t just kissing my neck for the thousandth time already just then.”
Character B saying “Stay for tonight?” throughout the whole thing and asking “Are you sure you don’t want to stay?” as Character A gets out of bed still in a daze, ready to leave (but not really wanting to leave but they’ve already told their parents they will be home by the end of the night), while Character B looks up at them imploringly while they’re tying their shoelaces.
“Sorry, I’m just really new to this,” Character A mumbles, burying their face in Character B’s chest out of embarrassment. “Mm, that’s fine. We can take things slow. There’s no rush,” Character B reassures in a hushed murmur, carding their fingers through Character A’s hair.
“I’m not familiar with this,” Character A whines as Character B continues to hug them to their chest. “Yeah? Well, you’re going to have to get familiar because I’m going to be doing this a lot,” Character B teases.
“So… What’s the next date going to be?” Character B murmurs, nuzzling their face on Character A’s neck.
“Tell me if this is too much, okay?”
“You seem a little warm in that, you sure you don’t want to take that off?” and then after Character A says no a few times because they’re wearing only a singlet under that shirt, they say, “You can always wear my shirt instead if that’s the case.” 
“You know, you can hold my hand in public if you wanted to,” Character A murmurs into Character B’s chest. “Well… I did want to hold your hand but I wasn’t sure if you were comfortable with it,” Character B answers, holding Character A a little tighter to them. “Next time, though,” Character B tacks on affectionately. 
Saying “Let’s go back home” rather than “Let’s go back to my place” (to me it feels like they’re implying “This is your home too and you can come back any time you’d like”, even though that’s probably not what they’re saying but I’m gonna interpret it that way because I am: Delusional as fuck!) 
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jasminesfury · 7 months
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are u dead or abandoned
i genuinely have no idea….
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jasminesfury · 8 months
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summer flings <3
my beloved fr | feel free to use! (tag meee)
warnings: some cursing
so i was going for a ‘ok. we have two weeks together. so we have to make the absolute most of it before we part ways because we live extremely far away and it’s going to be crazy it’s going to be wild and we’re going to have the time of our lives’ vibe mostly because. FUN
daring each other to do the most ridiculous things and actually doing it (ie. using a really really bad pick up line on a stranger)
^ “I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ACTUALLY DO IT” “excuse me i will ALWAYS do it i am very serious when it comes to stupid shit” “oh you are so going to regret saying that”
“why didn’t we meet earlier?” “because if we had we would have probably burnt down the country by now”
“YOU NEED TO LEAVE LIKE. RIGHT NOW” B, who is very tired and just wants to stay in bed “no. shut up. let me sleep” “i am being very serious you need to leave they’re coming in like five minutes” “five minutes? why didn’t you give them the wrong address. idiot”
“isn’t that A’s shirt?” “oh? no it’s mine” “i’m pretty sure it’s-“ “it’s definitely mine” *and then A comes down, hair a mess, wearing a shirt that is obviously not their size*
drinking games where they admit to some wild shit and everyone is like ??? excuse me wdym you were arrested
“oh my god what is that shirt” “it’s a wednesday night we aren’t going to the royal palace”
^ “just take it off please wear something else” and that little shit just is like “ok” and takes their shirt off “you asked for it” “you know that’s not what i meant”
throwing the other into a pool (bonus points for “you’ll pay for that” and getting dragged in)
“did you bring the entire beach back with you or is there still some outdoors”
ordering a sex on the beach and the other character, who is a cocky little shit, being like “oh really?” (“i will throw the drink on you”)
“wanna go into the ocean?” “with the fishes?? no thank you” “…are you scared…of…fish” “they’re just so..slimy” “slimy?” “slimy”
wolf whistling. so much wolf whistling
“why aren’t you checking me out?” “do you want me to check you out?” “yes. obviously”
^ “i was checking you out but yk, subtly” “oh yes subtlety from the person who fell into the kid’s sandpit five minutes ago”
twenty questions to get to know each other!! (or alternatively, twenty facts about me)
^ “no tattoos” “one tattoo” “oh really? where though” “someone’s in a hurry”
“not yelling at me suits you”
“if you get me ice i will love you forever” “how is that supposed to be a persuasion”
“we knew this was just for two weeks right? there’s nothing we can do now except cherish the memories” “that’s so cheesy” “heard it the moment i said it”
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jasminesfury · 8 months
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is your profile picture you
it’s sabrina carpenter lmao 😭
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jasminesfury · 8 months
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what about like… angsty friends to lovers. they like each other but are so scared about it and don’t want to admit it. very nervous first kisses. still acting like friends despite making out. “what are we?” type questions. ougshsgahahhshs
angsty friends to lovers prompts
i just had high school flashbacks
talking all night but barely interacting in real life/in front of other people
“i think it would just be better if we stayed friends, more logical you know?” “oh. uh. yeah. you’re right. that makes sense”
^ making out like five minutes after that “so. friends?”
having the most heartwarming vulnerable conversations with them and then seeing them flirting with someone else the next day
“nothing would really change if we started dating anyway”
“what are we?” “what do you mean? we’re friends” “yeah but..really, are we? you call me at 2am and we talk for hours and then you just ignore my existence for two weeks straight. you make me feel like the most important person in the world and then pretend you don’t even know me. you kiss me and then go on dates with other people. is this really friends?”
going on dates and pretending they aren’t dates
“are you sure you want to do this?” “i’ve never been this sure of anything”
“don’t you get it? i want to date you. i want to be with you. i want to be with you all the time and i want to kiss you and i want to introduce you as my partner to people and i want to be there when you wake up and when you fall asleep. i want to make you laugh all the time, and i want to share everything with you. i want to be with you.”
“we really shouldn’t talk so much. some distance would be healthy..for the both of us” proceeds to talk for hours on end
“i always say i’m done but there’s just something about you”
“same time next week?” “we really shouldn’t do this again” “that’s what you said last time”
kissing after conversations about how they’d be better as friends
“i can’t do this anymore, i need to know if you feel the same”
“i’m fine spending just an hour with you rather than pretending that you don’t exist for an entire week”
“it’s not the last time, we both know this”
trying to date someone else but you just can’t stop thinking about them
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jasminesfury · 8 months
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List of “we’ve just kissed and now I’m hooked” prompts
“Okay, but I want to do that again. And again, and again, and again. With you; only you.”
“Round two?” “…I’d love that.” 
Pulling them into another kiss before either of them could catch their breaths.
A whispered, “Fuck, can we do that again?” against the other’s lips.
“Okay, but I think we should do that again. For research purposes. For humanity.”
“That shouldn’t have been as hot as it was.” 
“They say the second time’s the charm.” “Was the first time not charming enough for you?” “No, but the second time’s going to be even better, I promise.” 
Finger tracing their bottom lip, eyes never leaving their parted lips, before meeting them in the middle again, because one time isn’t enough. 
“Wait, that wasn’t good enough. Let’s do another take.” “…It’s been the fourth take already. Just admit you like kissing me, it’s fine.”
“I’d let you take my breath away like this everyday if I could.”
Laughing against each other’s lips after kissing for the umpteenth time because they just can’t get enough of each other.
“I have a new addiction and you’re to blame for it.” 
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jasminesfury · 8 months
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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)
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jasminesfury · 8 months
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perhaps …. some soft/domestic couple prompts ? 🤭
fluffy domestic prompts that make me want to cry
found this in my drafts 😭 @jasminesfury
being slightly tipsy, and just dancing with each other with soft music playing in the background, your head on their shoulder, soft movements
fooling around on the couch and one says “wait did you remember to pick up the dry cleaning?” “that..is a very good question”
one trying to cook for the other and ending up destroying the kitchen “..it’s the effort that counts/you’re lucky you’re cute”
make out sessions where it’s less making out and more giggling and bumping their noses accidentally while smiling ear to ear
“oh i forgot that you’re an idiot” “i’m your idiot”
A casually saying something absolutely scandalous while B is eating and B almost chokes on their food
^ “that..” “sounds like a plan, no?” “why are you like this” (while being a blush-y mess)
“i am in love with an absolute idiot.”
“i love you” “i love you too..but i love your cat more”
A cooking for B ,“you know that i’m only dating you because of your cooking right? how do you do this do you have some magical power in your hands?” (“WELL..i recall you moaning telling me that i do- HEY OUCH”)
“i was thinking..do you wanna move in together?” “..aren’t we living together already-“ “what” “name, when’s the last time you slept in your own flat?” “…”
dating their sibling’s best friend, and the sibling finding out and telling their friend “oh you’re so dead” and chasing their friend/sibling’s partner around the room, while the sibling is frantically trying to stop it and their other friends are just laughing hysterically
“you’re kinda cute” “you’re hot” “i know”
“i love your lips. they’re so soft”
just both of them being in absolute awe of each other. how did i get so lucky
“you’re doing that thing” “what thing” “the cute puppy eyes thing you do when you want something”
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