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Thank you, take a cat picture for your kindness

I’m alive btw, it’s just exam season.

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I’m alive btw, it’s just exam season.

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Hey, I need help for an English paper. What are some common terminology’s in comic book fandom? (Ex. Fridge-ing from green lantern)

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Bruce has never done taxes in his life, he’s the type of rich where you hand your taxes off to a team of professionals. I doubt he’d know what a 1040 is.

I wish I was Batman. Then I wouldn’t have to do my taxes.

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I wish I was Batman. Then I wouldn’t have to do my taxes.

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Good morning - can be used in any setting, always appreciated

Good Day - I am a carriage driver in the 1800’s, I am secretly in love with the mistress of the house- I await for the day she’ll notice me.

Good Morrow - I am the fae who is about to offer a deal to the Carriage driver, after noticing his longing glances.

Good afternoon - I am the master of the house, greeting my loyal carriage driver. Something feels off.

Good night - personal, used mostly with family and friends. I tell this to my wife as I lay down- not noticing the knife.

Good God! - agwkfhhfugh why? Ahufk…

Good evening - I am the mistress of the house, who suddenly realized I am madly in love with my Carriage Driver. I approach his chambers and whisper this in his ear, covered in the blood of my old husband.

Good riddance - I am the new master of the house, burying my new wife’s ex husband.

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It’s crazy how much our bodies are unconsciously aware to the environment around us. Like due to the eclipse, it’s only slightly darker than normal at 3pm- yet it feels like I’ve entered the twilight zone.

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This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it

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Shazam, looking at an injured civilian: his humors are out of equilibrium, we need to do bloodletting,

Batman: Captain, this man has a concussion.

Shazam: You’re right- it’s the Phlegm that’s damaged the most. (Pulls out dried herbs)

Wisdom of Solomon in a Nutshell

Flash: "I found this civilian child lost in the middle of the battle and I can't find her parents."

Shazam: "Split her in half."

I’d like to imagine that sometimes the Wisdom of Solomon ends up being ridiculously outdated; and when it’s pointed out, Cap has to take a minute to recalibrate and install a software update.

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Bone spaghetti.

An Italian Giant’s meal

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Wisdom of Solomon in a Nutshell

Flash: "I found this civilian child lost in the middle of the battle and I can't find her parents."

Shazam: "Split her in half."

I’d like to imagine that sometimes the Wisdom of Solomon ends up being ridiculously outdated; and when it’s pointed out, Cap has to take a minute to recalibrate and install a software update.

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I see that the Danny Phantom fans are still going strong.

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It’s always the shitpost mutuals that spit the hardest bars.

Despite how much I loved it, looking back- Supernatural handled religion horribly.

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You are a fountain of delightful information, my dear mutual. Also I have a theory that most of Hollywood genuinely hates religions seeing how they repeatedly portray them- which I’ve always found funny considering how much they try to be inclusive.

Despite how much I loved it, looking back- Supernatural handled religion horribly.

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Ah, they took most angels, god, and apparently even Jesus (As I have now been informed by a lovely mutual) and made them either evil, moronic, or generally incompetent. I can forgive the angel thing since some angels did fall according to the Bible, but then again they did take Micheal- one of the most holy and most prayed to angels and made him psychopathic. (Also apparently Micheal was Jesus which is just insane)

Despite how much I loved it, looking back- Supernatural handled religion horribly.

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Oh they made the murderous psychopath Jesus. That’s totally acceptable and good. I really can feel their respect for religion- the only thing that would make this better is if they spat on me!

Despite how much I loved it, looking back- Supernatural handled religion horribly.