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“I’ll tell you what’s changed, I’m not alone anymore." 

JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX (2024) dir. Todd Phillips

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reblog and put in the tags a ship you hate 

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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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by plasticlamb

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I love the idea of when Eddie turns 18, Uncle Wayne just hands him a box of condoms and says "Don't be stupid."

Unprompted, not even as a birthday gift. Maybe a few weeks after Wayne just hands him the box on his way out the door to go to work.

Eddie doesn't even have the time to be mortified. It's never brought up again.

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I have so much stuff to do 🥲

made by my breastie @infradp

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Put that man in the pound like the dog he is🏠🐶

woof

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Y/N: Bro, dude, homie, man, calm down.

Bucky: *eye twitching* I’m your boyfriend.

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“Corro—You do remember!” “Oh my god! Yes, of course. With a name like that, how could I forget?” “I dunno. You’re a freak”

Yes. We haven’t talked enough about them. And yes, they deserved a better ending. A happy ending.

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TRIXIE (GAGGED) MATTEL

The Pit Stop for Rupaul's Drag Race - Season 16

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🍺🍺

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baby boy

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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this