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Raven for @jastard ⚡️

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

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so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

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the two headed calf smoking twice as many marlboro red core packs as usual

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I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

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RHYS VON LOUET from CITRUSGROVES' D&D CAMPAIGN

JUSTIFICATION:

"The most maternal cringefail paladin in dnd history, Rhys is stuck is a toxic marriage (Literally. She gets poisoned. More than once), and has seven children she is SO proud of. Rhys is stuck in this marriage as she's severely closeted and in denial, she stays because she feels like she should, since she's been in this marriage for about 20 years at this point.

Rhys has always enjoyed feminine things, and arguably has more maternal instincts than anything (she adopts every sentient creature in a 20-mile radius). She also loves to deny herself things that make her happy (IE. Femininity and stability), and she's also incredibly detached from her sense of identity and clinging on to what little she has left that was given to her by other people.

Rhys's case entirely stems from her codependency on others to define herself and her role in society/life, even when those opinions harm her view of herself. She's scared of looking within herself for validation and to find her sense of self, and she struggles to love herself and find the happiness that she's lacking." - @citrusgroves

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