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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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looked into her eyes and found my favourite colour

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I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

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REBLOG IF YOURE VERY GAY AND IN NEED OF VERY GAY FRIENDS

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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Wanted: a sugar daddy who transfers money into my account for nothing in return other than a selfie with a smile on my face

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wow what a challenge this one turned out to be

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“There’s a second interesting tidbit in all that “lesbians are more likely to be fat” business. As it turns out, queer girls (lesbians AND bisexuals) are ALSO more likely to NOT THINK they’re fat, even when their BMI puts them in one of the “overweight” categories. On the flip side, straight girls are more likely to think of themselves as fat even when they’re not. That’s right, “overweight” queer ladies tend to be less critical of their bodies than straight women. Researchers want to call this a problem of self-perception, but I have a different theory. It could be, perhaps, that queer girl culture doesn’t suffer the incessant, unreasonable pressure of the male gaze in the same way that straight girl culture does. After all, if you don’t have to concern yourself with attracting men as romantic partners, it’s considerable more reasonable to not give a fuck about their photoshopped-magazine-and-mainstream-pornography-fueled beauty standards, and you might be less likely to internalize that garbage. A dig through some psychology journals show that I’m not making this up. One study showed that lesbians tended to rate the attractiveness of bigger women higher than straight women did. A later study showed that women who felt a strong connection to the lesbian community scored better in personal body image and had fewer indications of depression.”

— Lesbian Obesity Study Misses the Point: We Don’t Care If We’re Fat | Mari Brighe for Autostraddle  (via gaywrites)

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Girls are so fucking pretty. You think after being gay my whole life I wouldn’t be shook anymore, but here I am, still shook

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Reblog if you think thick thighs are great

They always are

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There’s no shit hotter than hearing a girl whisper “fuck” as you’re going down on her.

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Do me a favor okay? Stop trying to go back to who you were before. Before you were raped, before you got sick before an eating disorder took over your life. stop trying to be who you were five, ten, twenty years ago. Before the mental illness took over, before he died, back before your parents split or you lost your best friend.

You are NOT the same person as before. You never will be again. Give up the idolization of “before” and be who you are now. Be the you AFTER.

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as a gay, I have two moods

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I like them couples that are rough and kinky in bed but outside of it they make muffins with each other and share memes.

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isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

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I want a girlfriend who is down for staying up until weird hours of the night and sit in the kitchen with me at 3 AM with soft music playing in the background and we drink some tea. We’ll be sitting on the floor, looking out the window because if you pay close attention, the world is so damn beautiful in the middle of the night. It’ll be even prettier with a girl that I love by my side. And hopefully it’ll be prettier for her with me next to her. Hopefully she’ll love me just as much as I love her.