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arthur lester what a regret-filled and sorrowful man you are
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i’m gonna- *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health*
… buy an axe in central london
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they just don't make characters like jon archivist sims. he spends an entire season having a forty episode long delusional breakdown and that's only maybe the third or fourth worst period of time in his life. he gets intervened on twice. he gets kidnapped thrice. during one of those kidnappings he spends a month tied to a chair getting forcibly moisturized by a plastic ringmistress mannequin and no one notices. he fully dies for six months but gets up again when a friendly grim reaper gives his unbreathing body a pep talk. he spends several episodes at the start of the final season so depressed that it's unclear if he even moves for multiple days in a row. the basis for his magic powers is that he is so traumatized that he begins to need continuous further trauma in order to live, which gives him the ability to explode people with his mind. he spends about fifty seconds at the top of an episode self-harming directly into a tape recorder, which is not even the most fucked up thing to happen to him that episode. he finally cried on audio for the first time in the penultimate ep and the only reaction I saw for several days after was wildly enthusiastic cheering. he's missing two ribs and he's at least 80% scar tissue by volume and the only canon information we have about his appearance is that he looks terrible at all times.
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EDIT: PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOU DONT NEED IT IM DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET IT TO PPL WHO WANT IT 😭
NEXT TO NORMAL PROSHOT if you dont want to get a vpn with american servers or dont want to wait until cinema release or are worried pbs will take the it down once there is a cinema release heres the whole thing!!! i screen recording the whole thing in chunks and edited them together as seemlessly as possible so there shouldnt be any noticable interruptions. if i try to post this one more time on youtube they will hunt me down so spreading the file itself will have to suffice
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had to take a break from listening to malevolent to scroll jmart fanart. it’s like drinking poison, saying “man i could use something to wash this down with” and reaching for expired vinegar.
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"I asked ChatGPT-"
I asked the voice in my head, he called your mother a whore.
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Uhuhhh this was going to be a painting but this sketch has gripped me so I don’t think I’m going to touch it
I’m in shambles
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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
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My gender is man, woman, both or neither, the records are long since lost
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NO OEDIPUS WATCH OUT !! YOURE NOT AN ORPHAN AND YOU SHOULDNT MARRY THAT WOMAN OHHH MY GOD HE HAS AIRPODS IN HE CANT HEAR ME OHH MY GOD WATCH OUT OEDIPUS !!!!
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