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Had Padmé been 20-30 years older than anakin instead of 2-3 it wouldve fixed a significant portion of the franchise, including padmé's own chracterization

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starting my wrath of the triple goddess read!! obsessed so far. i love percy so so so much. lots of hazel mentioned <333 my copy does have a typo but it’s nothing huge lol

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I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

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finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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YALL REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO WRITE AND POST FANFIC AHHAHA WHAT AN ERA

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I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

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at the club googling symptoms of organ failure

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daughter of poseidon who has h2o just add water mermaid abilities … who also falls in love with luke and joins his army

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the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky

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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

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charlie bushnell is SO pinterest boyfriend coded.

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money beyond ypur wildist dreams