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why cant i read a book and watch a movie and play a game and clean all at the same time

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how it feels to wait for pjo season 2 so that the luke castellan x reader tag will finally be flooded with posts again

(literally me rn)

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heyy , i was curious would twitch streamer!luke castellan x reader eve play minecraft or something together like not even to stream just to have their own cute world ??

YUP!!! YUP THEY MUST!!! i will definitely write a drabble about this but i currently have zero energy but IT WILL HAPPEN but for now: images i found on pinterest.

i. your builds in the server💕

ii. luke’s weird ahh builds

iii. the stupid shit he texts you

iv. irl vibes <3

v. matchy skins!!

vi. server shenanigans

vii. where the magic happens

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the (after) life of the party (smau, 18+)

twitchstreamer!luke x reader

part one | two | three

author’s note: this isn’t a full chapter. there’s no actual writing, its just social media posts. therefore this ISNT part four, but rather, part three point five. enjoy :3

chapter title today is brought to you by: fall out boy! idk what the helly the lyrics mean but it’s a banger fr fr

tags/warnings: party (alcohol/drugs mention), sexting, probably has errors bc if i saved the image and saw any mistakes i was too lazy to go back and correct it and resave lmfao. PLEASE CLICK THE PHOTOS TO OPEN THEM TO FULL SIZE!

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taglist: @salmadoesshitsometimes @nothingbro123 @girlyglues @nana-luvy @hayacinthandlilies @lovelaurakinney @cloudtato @thatbird-fromrio (pls reply to be on taglist for part4!)

author’s note: i’m so drunk idek if this is funny or entertaining. but anyways: actual written part 4 is in the works! stay tuned!!

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STREAMER LUKE PART THREE POINT FIVE TOMOROWWWWWWWWW

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

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can’t believe im like 25 yrs old. Something positive should’ve happened by now … surely

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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp

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it will pass

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tarot lady said i need to kill myself

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Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

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You are DEAD longer than you are ALIVE And you aree WASTING IT by GIVING IN TO FEAR FEAR FEAR IS THE ENEMY

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As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:

I don’t care if your comment is coherent. I know what you mean and i love you

I don’t care if you ramble. I read every word and i love you

I don’t care if you leave a comment on a fic from four years ago or leave comments/kudos on like ten of my fics in one go. This isn’t IG, pls stalk my AO3. I love you

I don’t care if you mention the same thing in your comment that four other people have already mentioned. It’s actually really useful to know what resonated with people and I love everyone who takes the time to tell me they liked a particular turn of phrase

I don’t mind if your comment is super long or just a couple of sentences, i love them all

I love you