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hi

[jewishbjork]

*walks into the bathroom while you're dumping it up and slaps you REAL hard on the back, one of my many extravagant and heavy rings hitting one of your vertebrae causing so much pain it gives you fibromyalgia* haha shittinjg hard or harfdly shitting

[jewishbjork]

italian american archeologist about to find out the mummies curse is real:

bada bing bada boom the mummy is missing from his tomb

the mummy looming behind him: muhhhhhhhhhhHHhh

[jewishbjork]

you don't see a lot of violent xenomorph gay rape porn anymore, we move further and further away from god's light every day

[jewishbjork]

italian american archeologist about to find out the mummies curse is real:

bada bing bada boom the mummy is missing from his tomb

the mummy looming behind him: muhhhhhhhhhhHHhh

[jewishbjork]

penice

[jewishbjork]

sorry to be back with yet another donations request but i am in a crazy amount of debt with the irs so i'm asking for help. i gotta make a payment to them of 450 on the 25th of each month and i deeply appreciate any help you can provide. we're currently at 665/30000

[jewishbjork]

sorry to be back with yet another donations request but i am in a crazy amount of debt with the irs so i'm asking for help. i gotta make a payment to them of 450 on the 25th of each month and i deeply appreciate any help you can provide. we're currently at 665/30000

[jewishbjork]

hey

[jewishbjork]

no mans sky good now

[jewishbjork]

sorry to be back with yet another donations request but i am in a crazy amount of debt with the irs so i'm asking for help. i gotta make a payment to them of 450 on the 25th of each month and i deeply appreciate any help you can provide. we're currently at 665/30000

[jewishbjork]

sorry to be back with yet another donations request but i am in a crazy amount of debt with the irs so i'm asking for help. i gotta make a payment to them of 450 on the 25th of each month and i deeply appreciate any help you can provide. we're currently at 665/30000

[jewishbjork]

[jewishbjork]

🐸 sex-pharaoh follow

beat a girl to death with a tire iron

[jewishbjork]

seeing fan art that depicts a hot fucked up looking character as a regular anime woman and getting so. mad i punch a whole in the wall

[jewishbjork]

jojo siwa got that ohio state university white girl who ends up in a brief news article for yelling the n word and getting herself arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct physiognomy

[jewishbjork]

me seeing matt smith in doctor who: repulsive. i would take shelter from a monsoon underneath his brow bone

me seeing matt smith in drag: YOO HOO CLOCKY QUEEN 💃💃💃 OVER HEREEE 💃💃💃 NEED THAT TIGHT LITTLE ASS ATE??