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Pennines:

“england isn’t beautiful” wrong!!! look at our gorgeous country:

Dover:

Manchester:

London:

Newcastle:

Nottingham:

Portsmouth:

Leeds:

Liverpool:

Sheffield:

Bristol:

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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I would survive the hydraulic press

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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

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I was so jumpscared seeing u on my friend's instagram story 😭 (they're not on tumblr)

⚠️ containment breached ⚠️

This image is funny as fuck out of context so I accept my fate

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A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

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a noble sacrifice

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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Every time I hear people talk about satanic imagery or satanic propaganda I think about that tweet that was like, some people view Satan as a video game villain where he gets stronger the more people worship him

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Fuck Marry Kill - Strawberry, Raspberr- fuck they already molded, we can't do this anymore

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Let’s goooooooo

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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