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This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:

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A while back, I wrote a paper on Homosexuality in Ancient Egypt. A segment of that paper containing the phrase “How Beautiful are Thy Buttocks!” got tumblr-famous, and someone made a shirt. This is that shirt. Thank you, Internet.

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Lugia•°.○

Now that I have really few time to draw...I admit that this kind of quick drawings really help me relax a bit

And also....FINALLY I SHOWED SOME LUGIA APPRECIATION

I love it so much....

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One difference between the Lord of the Rings books and the Peter Jackson films that I find really interesting is what the hobbits find when they return to the Shire.

In the books, they return from the War, only to see that the war has not left their home untouched. Not only has it not left their home unscathed, battle and conflict is still actively ravaging the Shire. They return, weary and battle-scarred, to find a home actively wounded and in need of rescue and healing. All four launch themselves into defending their home and rousting those harming it, and eventually succeed. But their idyllic home has been damaged, and even once healed, is never quite again the Shire they set out to save.

In contrast, in the Jackson films, they return to a Shire shockingly untouched by the horrors of war. The hobbits of the Shire talk, in the Green Dragon in Fellowship of the Ring, about not getting involved with issues "beyond our borders," and it seems those issues have not invaded their sanctuary. After having been bowed to by kings, dwarves, elves, and men alike at the coronation in Gondor, their only acknowledgment upon returning home is a skeptical head shake from an older hobbit.

One of the most poignant scenes to me in Return of the King (and there are a considerable amount) is the scene where Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin are sitting in the Green Dragon. The pub patrons bustle around them, talking loudly, clapping excitedly, drinking cheerfully, just as they had in the beginning of the story. But the four hobbits sit silently, watching almost curiously at what was once familiar but is now foreign to them. Their home has not changed. But they have.

Which is the deeper hurt? To come to your home to find it irrevocably changed, despite all you did to keep it untouched and the same? Or to return home but no longer feeling at home, because it is only you that is irrevocably changed?

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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

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4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack

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Like a penguin with his ass on fire (3 of 3): series 10

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Happy International Asexuality Day!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

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happy international asexual day motherfuckers

@multifandomer537 @chaoscoordinator-13 @hydra-failure @hufflepuffavenger @lucegoose-the-second

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Happy International Asexuality Day everyone!!! May this day be full of celebrations and pride ☺️🖤🩶🤍💜✨

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Jolteon whose name is Toaster! ✨💛

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What are Tumblr’s thoughts on AZ?

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Penny and her eeveelutions

credit: mikripkm on X

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moon light and under water

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion