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[Gakuen K] Blue Club MAP Choices ②  (Courtyard- Akiyama Himori) Translation

*Translator’s note : MC’s name shall remain as my normal (水嶋ラン) *Gakuen K Masterlist / Gakuen K Mobile Masterlist *Spoiler FREE : Translations under cut! *T/N: If no one has your back in Scepter 4 you know your homie Akiyama does!!! S4's emotional crutch is Akiyama and HOMRA's emotional crutch is Tatara. I will die by this hill (ｏ ‵-′)ノ

Akiyama: Hello. We seem to bump into each other a lot.

Ran: Akiyama-senpai.

Akiyama: How was things with Fushimi-san?

Ran: !

Akiyama: You were together yesterday, no? How did the tour go?

Ran: Erm… It was easy enough to understand.

Ran: But Fushimi-kun’s really amazing. You wouldn’t know he was in the same year as me with how calm and collected he is.

Ran: And he definitely has the smarts to match too…

Akiyama: I do think he’s quick-witted.

Ran: Of course he is.

Ran: (He’s brilliant, so that’s why he’s able to see through all of my weaknesses. And that explains why he could say something like that so off-handedly…)

Akiyama: …Should have something…

Ran: ?

Akiyama: Nothing, I’m just talking to myself. Oh, yes. I had it in my pocket…

Akiyama: It’s not much, but here, take this.

Ran: …Candy?

Akiyama: I have one grape-flavored one and an orange-flavored one. Which one would you prefer?

Ran: The grape one, please.

Akiyama: Here you go. Sweet things cheer people up, you know?

Ran: Eh?

Akiyama: I just noticed that you looked rather down. Although, I do apologize if I’m mistaken.

Akiyama: That’s all I have to offer now. Please do take care.

Ran: O-Okay. Thanks!

Ran: (I feel a little happier now… I’ll keep this candy.)

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Next MAP Choice: ⊳ Blue Club Clubroom (Munakata Reisi) ⊳ Hallway (Fushimi Saruhiko) ⊳ Rooftop (Awashima Seri) ⊳ Classroom (Isana Yashiro)

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Next Scene: Ditching School

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★Ran’s Main TL Release Schedule (Progress Tracker)☆ 

*Subject to changes.  *Release Times will generally be 12 Noon (UTC+8) *T/N: Made a new one because Tumblr's new code is not having a time with my constant post editing habits *More under cut!! I'm not just doing Gakuen K on my off time ya'll- Also did enough content to cover the rest of this month for now :')

❖ Last updated on:  4/17

❖Currently Working On:

Gakuen K - Izumo/Scepter 4 Route

❖Release Schedule:

[Gakuen K] Scepter 4 Route: MAP Choices 2 - Seri (4/16)

[Gakuen K] Scepter 4 Route: MAP Choices 2 - Yashiro (4/17)

[Gakuen K] Scepter 4 Route: MAP Choices 2 - Akiyama (4/18)

[Gakuen K] Izumo Route: We should Break Up (4/19)

[Gakuen K] Izumo Route: My feelings are real (4/20)

[光与夜之恋] Light & Night: Osborn’s Melody of Return SMS (4/21)

[光与夜之恋] Light & Night: Sariel’s Melody of Return SMS (4/22)

[光与夜之恋] Light & Night: Jesse’s Melody of Return SMS (4/23)

[光与夜之恋] Light & Night: Evan’s Melody of Return SMS (4/24)

[光与夜之恋] Light & Night: Charlie’s Melody of Return SMS (4/25)

[光与夜之恋] Light & Night: Osborn’s Melody of Return Story (4/26)

[光与夜之恋] Light & Night: Charlie’s Melody of Return Story (4/27)

[光与夜之恋] Light & Night: Sariel’s Melody of Return Story (4/28)

[光与夜之恋] Light & Night: Jesse’s Melody of Return Story (4/29)

[光与夜之恋] Light & Night: Evan’s Melody of Return Story (4/30)

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[Gakuen K] Blue Club MAP Choices ②  (Classroom- Isana Yashiro) Translation

*Translator’s note : MC’s name shall remain as my normal (水嶋ラン) *Gakuen K Masterlist / Gakuen K Mobile Masterlist *Spoiler FREE : Translations under cut!

Ran: (I ended up coming back here…)

Ran: (Man... Maybe I should nap till the next class starts.)

Yashiro: Oh? You look rather down.

Ran: Shiro-kun.

Yashiro: Say, how about a spell to cheer you up?

Ran: A spell?

Yashiro: Yup. Can you open your mouth a little for me? Say “ahh”.

Ran: Ahh… mmph?

Ran: (Is this… rolled omelet?)

Yashiro: How does it taste?

Ran: It’s really sweet and delicious…

Yashiro: Hehe, that’s good to hear. I like the sweeter omelets better.

Yashiro: It’s a plus if the omelet’s fluffy! You’ll feel no greater happiness upon eating it! So, did it help lift your mood?

Ran: Mmhm, thanks.

Yashiro: You’re welcome. Take care of yourself, okay?

Ran: (He’s trying to encourage me… The rolled omelet tastes even better now…)

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Next MAP Choice: ⊳ Blue Club Clubroom (Munakata Reisi) ⊳ Hallway (Fushimi Saruhiko) ⊳ Rooftop (Awashima Seri) ⊳ Courtyard (Akiyama Himori)

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Next Scene: Ditching School

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[Gakuen K] Blue Club MAP Choices ②  (Rooftop- Awashima Seri) Translation

*Translator’s note : MC’s name shall remain as my normal (水嶋ラン) *Gakuen K Masterlist / Gakuen K Mobile Masterlist *Spoiler FREE : Translations under cut!

Ran: The wind feels nice…

Ran: It’s a really nice place for a breather.

Seri: Yeah, you’re right.

Ran: Awashima-sensei.

Seri: Nice place, isn’t it? I like coming here for a breather too.

Ran: (That surprised me. I didn’t know she was here…)

Seri: What’s on your mind for you to be spacing out like that?

Ran: Huh? Oh, no. Nothing.

Ran: You know, the thought just hit me, but I think it’d be great if I could take a page out of your book.

Ran: I’m never good at anything no matter how hard I try, and I also get depressed about it all too easily…

Seri: Everyone feels upset at times; even me.

Ran: Really?

Seri: Yes, really. Like the time when the limited-edition tiramisu with red bean paste at the department store sold out.

Ran: (Tiramisu with…red bean paste…?)

Seri: Putting that aside… I’m glad that you think so highly of me, but come on, chin up. It’s better not to be too self-depreciative of yourself.

Seri: Only you can understand yourself best. Never betray yourself, and live your best life.

Ran: But that’s hard… isn’t it?

Seri: It might be, but that’s just how life is.

Seri: Sorry, it turned into a lecture. Unfortunately, that’s a bad habit of mine. Well, I’ll be heading off first.

Ran: Okay. I’m glad I talked to you about it, sensei. Thanks!

Seri: Glad to be of help.

Ran: (Awashima-sensei’s such a cool person. I wonder if I can ever be someone like her?)

Ran: (I really hope to be…)

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Next MAP Choice: ⊳ Blue Club Clubroom (Munakata Reisi) ⊳ Hallway (Fushimi Saruhiko) ⊳ Classroom (Isana Yashiro) ⊳ Courtyard (Akiyama Himori)

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Next Scene: Ditching School

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[Gakuen K] Blue Club MAP Choices ②  (Hallway - Fushimi Saruhiko) Translation

*Translator’s note : MC’s name shall remain as my normal (水嶋ラン) *Gakuen K Masterlist / Gakuen K Mobile Masterlist *Spoiler FREE : Translations under cut!

Ran: Oh, it’s Fushimi-kun.

Ran: (Is he on duty? Looks like the school’s disciplinary committee is cracking down on the rule-breakers. )

Ran: (Can’t really blame him for telling me not to be a burden to everyone else either.)

Ran: (I mean, look at him. He has his job and priorities all down pat!)

Ran: (He must hate how joined and messed everything up…)

Ran: (But since I already got permission to join the club, albeit temporarily, I do want to officially join the club.)

Ran: (I’ll have to work hard…)

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Next MAP Choice: ⊳ Blue Club Clubroom (Munakata Reisi) ⊳ Rooftop (Awashima Seri) ⊳ Classroom (Isana Yashiro) ⊳ Courtyard (Akiyama Himori)

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Next Scene: Ditching School

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[Gakuen K] Blue Club MAP Choices ②  (Blue Club Clubroom- Munakata Reisi) Translation

*Translator’s note : MC’s name shall remain as my normal (水嶋ラン) *Gakuen K Masterlist / Gakuen K Mobile Masterlist *Spoiler FREE : Translations under cut!

Ran: (I originally intended to take a short walk, but I’ve come pretty far…)

Ran: (Huh? Is that… Munkata-senpai?)

Munakata: — I see. Thank you for contacting me.

Munakata: No, I should be saying the same. Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye.

Ran: (He went back inside… He sure is busy.)

Ran: (He’s part of the Blue Club, so that means he’s also an Ability-user, right?)

Ran: (I wonder what kind of Ability he has. He’s the Club’s Captain so he’s probably way above my league…)

Ran: (I’ve been trying not to mull over it, but what Fushimi-kun said is still fresh in my mind.)

Ran: (Don’t be a burden to the Club… I was the one who chose to enter the Blue Club, but was it a mistake after all?)

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Next MAP Choice: ⊳ Hallway (Fushimi Saruhiko) ⊳ Rooftop (Awashima Seri) ⊳ Classroom (Isana Yashiro) ⊳ Courtyard (Akiyama Himori)

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Next Scene: Ditching School

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[Gakuen K] SCEPTER 4 Route: Tour and Observation Translation

*Translator’s note : MC’s name shall remain as my normal (水嶋ラン) *Gakuen K Masterlist / Gakuen K Mobile Masterlist *Spoiler FREE : Translations under cut !

Ran: (Whoa… This is the first time I’ve seen the Blue Club’s building, but it’s really huge!)

Ran: (If what Munakata-senpai said was true, then only members of the Blue Club are cleared to enter this building.)

Ran: (He said that the area was under constant security camera surveillance and that security guards would come right out if anything was amiss… Wait a minute. )

Ran: (If they had that many security measures in place, then how did I sneak in yesterday?)

Ran: (Were the security guards not around…?)

Fushimi: …You’re late.

Ran: Fushimi-kun? Were you waiting outside for me?

Fushimi: The captain told me to guide you around the area.

Ran: I see. Well, thanks for that.

Fushimi: I’m doing it out of reluctance only because I’ve been told to.

Ran: You’re actually pretty nice, aren’t you?

Fushimi: Are you even listening?

Ran: Hmm? I think I am. Don’t you?

⊳ Choice: How kind of you to be doing this.

Fushimi: I told you. I’m doing this reluctantly. It’s not like I want to do it either. Ran: Well, I still think you’re plenty kind if you’re doing it despite not wanting to. Fushimi: …… Fushimi: You’re an optimistic one, I’ll give you that.

⊳ Choice: But, still…

Ran: Still, I’m glad you’re here to guide me. Thank you, really. Fushimi: …Hmph.

Fushimi: Come on, you’re going to make us late.

Ran: Hey, wait!

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Ran: Wow… The Club Room actually looks very neat and organized.

Fushimi: This is the Club Room. Members of the Blue Club can enter and leave as they please.

Ran: Yesterday’s room wasn’t the Club Room?

Fushimi: That’s the Captain’s room.

Ran: I see… He has his own room? That’s kinda amazing…

Fushimi: You…

Ran: Hm?

Fushimi: You’ve been saying how amazing things are since you stepped foot in here… Is there another word in your dictionary other than “amazing”?

Ran: But I can’t help it! This is worlds different from what I thought a Clubroom should be!

Ran: I mean, this building looks like a first-class hotel from the outside and it’s really ama- oops.

Ran: (I almost said it again…)

Akiyama: —There you are, Fushimi-san.

Ran: Akiyama-senpai.

Akiyama: Oh, you're here too? Hello.

Ran: Hello.

Akiyama: Training is about to start, so Zenjo-san sent me here to inform you about it, but…

Fushimi: I'm busy playing guide.

Akiyama: I can see that. Under the Captain’s orders, I assume? Very well, I shall inform Zenjo-san about it. Later then.

Ran: What training?

Fushimi: Just some basic stamina-building. Something you'll have to join too, in due time.

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Fushimi: Tour’s over. Goodbye.

Ran: Hey, wait!

Fushimi: Tch… What?

Ran: Are you heading home now?

Fushimi: Can't I?

Ran: Let's walk together.

Fushimi: …

Ran: Can't we?

Fushimi: Do you… really have Abilities?

Ran: What?

Fushimi: While the Captain did tell me to give you a tour around the place, he also told me to look into those Abilities of yours.

Fushimi: I’ve been observing you, but I haven’t felt even the slightest trace of anything coming from you.

Fushimi: The power we witnessed back then… Was it all just a mere coincidence?

Ran: Well…

Fushimi: Well?

Ran: I don’t know. My ability isn’t something that I can turn on and off with a snap of the finger.

Ran: I don’t know how to control it, much less what my Ability even is…

Fushimi: The Captain has his eye out for you, so that’s of no matter, but you’re only a temporary member so don’t drag the rest of us down with you.

Ran: Ah… Fushimi-kun…

Ran: (I shouldn’t drag them down with me…)

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Yashiro: Join an Extraordinary Club. If you do, then your Club will see you as a friend. They should be able to protect you from any external forces.

Yashiro: Plus, they might even teach you how to control your powers since they’re Ability-users themselves. Wouldn’t want it to go berserk now, would we?

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Ran: (Shiro-kun did say that… and I thought that joining an Extraordinary Club would help me better understand my Ability, but…)

Ran: (…I don’t think that would work with the Blue Club.)

Ran: (Can I even be a part of them?)

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Kukuri: Hey! Think we can go together today?

Ran: Huh?

Kukuri: Lunch! Let’s go for lunch together! The bell just went off, didn't it? Didn’t you hear it?

Ran: Oh, it did? I wasn’t paying attention.

Ran: Erm, I have some Club stuff to handle, so why don’t you go ahead first?

Kukuri: Oh, okay. I’ll still wait for you though!

Ran: Oh, no, don’t. It might take a while, so…

Kukuri: I see. I’ll go eat first then.

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Ran: (I don’t actually have club matters to tend to, but… I feel like I’d ruin her good mood if she sticks around…)

Ran: (Maybe I should go for a walk and get some fresh air…)

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Next Scene: ⊳ Blue Club Clubroom (Munakata Reisi) ⊳ Hallway (Fushimi Saruhiko) ⊳ Rooftop (Awashima Seri) ⊳ Classroom (Isana Yashiro) ⊳ Courtyard (Akiyama Himori)

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(时空中的绘旅人—For All Time—) 风砚 SR「画影之风」 Feng Yan SR [Shadows within the Drawn Scenery] Heartfelt ASMR Translation

*For All Time Master-list *Video Credit: @crazy-moko *Spoiler free: Translations will remain under cut *Card is from「圣塞西尔公主节」St. Shelter’s Princess Day Event! *T/N: I’m aware that there’s an en loc of this game but this was in my drafts so here you guys go. On a side note, feel free to request.

“Doesn’t the image of what you wish to draw that you picture in your mind turn out different after it’s been put on paper?”

「What resides in your brush is the scenery within your mind’s eye, along with the romantic story of your imaginations.」

Feng Yan: Want to see me draw? Feng Yan: If you really think about it, I’m actually still considered a senior of yours. Feng Yan: It’s not all that exaggerated of a request for a junior to wish to watch their senior at work.

Feng Yan: So, what would you like to see me draw? Feng Yan: Anything I wish?

Feng Yan: How odd. Feng Yan: I’m suddenly feeling a little nervous when I’m being watched by you in this manner.

Feng Yan: Did you know? Feng Yan: I used to sit along the streets, drawing for people. Feng Yan: And I’d spend an entire day doing it when I did. Feng Yan: Those days were really akin to a dream.

Feng Yan: How about this then? Feng Yan: Let’s treat this place as the Seine River. Feng Yan: And you, an oriental tourist from who-knows-where. Feng Yan: Seated before me atop a low stool.

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[スタオケ] La Corda d'Oro Starlight Orchestra Main Story Chapter 2-2 Translation

*Starlight Orchestra Masterlist *Spoiler free: Translations will remain under cut *Main story tag will be #Main Starlight

Sakuya: Mito really does have a lot of beautifully scenic locations.

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⊳ Choice: Is it your first time here, Sakuya?

Sakuya: …I don’t think I’ve gone anywhere else other than Tokyo and Yokohama…

⊳ Choice: Let’s enjoy ourselves since we’re here.

Sakuya: What’s with that super bookmarked and labeled guidebook you have there with you? We’re not here to play, you know…

Tomoharu: Wow… Hey, this stamina ramen looks delicious. Why don’t we come to try it out next time?

Hayate: It’s said that the first person in Japan to ever eat ramen was Lord Mito Mitsukuni.

⊳ Choice: What’s a “Kodokan”?

Hayate: What, you’re from the General Education department, and you know nothing about Japan’s history?

Hayate: It’s the domain school founded by Tokugawa Nariaki, a feudal lord from the Mito Clan.

Hayate: Its development eventually had a great influence on Yoshida Shoin, Saigo Takamori, as well as the other patriots during the final years of the Edo period.

Hayate: This Bizenbori Canel seems to be part of Modern Mito’s eight picturesque sights, including the Hinuma River.

Hayate: It’s a famous historic city that has prospered since ancient times, thanks to the waterborne transport trade of the Naka River.

Joyo Male Student 2: C’mon, c’mon! Seems like it has already started!

Joyo Male Student 1: You were way too slow with that bowl of ramen!

Tomoharu: I wonder what happened? A fight, maybe?

Ginga: Maybe, but hearing them mention ramen makes me want to have a bowl of it for myself too.

Ginga: Stamina ramen chock full of ingredients, huh. But Mito Ramen sounds good too~

Sakuya: Huh? Wait… hang on.

Sakuya: Sensei? Didn’t you just cook rice back at the minivan’s kitchen? And quite a large amount of it too.

Ginga: Huh? Err…

Sakuya: And weren’t you saying how all you had to do was to purchase some side dishes for a perfect lunch?

Ginga: Ehh?  But I can just throw them into the refrigerator, can’t I~?

Sakuya: The refrigerator isn’t capable of holding that much food, and you know that.

Sakuya: Looks like it’s decided then. I’ll go buy some side dishes for us. Ramen next time, yes?

Ginga: …Fine…

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Sakuya: Honestly. His lack of planning is shockingly disconcerting.

Sakuya: And you look like you’re having fun with everything and anything, either way… Hm?

Sakuya: This sounds like… a Trumpet? But where is it coming from?

Sakuya: “Let’s go check it out”? Wait- Hey, (L/n)!

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Sakuya: Wow… What a rich and smooth reverberation…

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Joyo Male Student 1: *sobbing* Kirigaya-san… How amazing…

Joyo Male Student 2: My heart’s been rekindled…

Sakuya: Wha- Watch out. This place is filled with dangerous-looking people!

Sakuya: Let’s quickly make our escape, (L/n). We have to get out before they notice us.

⊳ Choice: I want to listen to the performance a little more / I want to know that Trumpeter’s name

Sakuya: Now’s not the time for that!

Yasu: Oh no! Boss! Something terrible happened!

Akira: Hm? What’s happened, Yasu?

Yasu: Some guys from Kasa High are tryin’ to pick a fight out at the bridge! They seem super full of themselves!

Yasu: Our 1st and 2nd years are getting overwhelmed by about 3 or so people.

Akira: Oh? Now that’s some guts they have to be attacking Joyo in broad daylight. 

Akira: They asked for it, so I’m going to play along. Let’s go.

Delinquents: YEAH!

Sakuya: I guess they’re all going out to… fight? Everyone filed out just like that, at a snap of his fingers…

Sakuya: I don’t think they saw us at all.

⊳ Choice: I missed his name.

Sakuya: You mean that Trumpeter? I heard someone addressing him as “Kirigaya-san”?

⊳ Choice: Now my adrenaline’s pumping!

Sakuya: You’re really prone to sticking your nose into things that you really should be steering clear of.

⊳ Choice: Terrifying…

Sakuya: Well, I suppose we should count our lucky stars for having avoided them.

Sakuya: Besides, what is this place? The signboard says “Ouroboros”...

Sakuya: There’s a stage here, but it doesn’t seem to be in use.

Sakuya: Anyway, let’s get out of here quick. It’ll be troublesome if those people come back.

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Ginga: Huh, I see.

Tomoharu: A delinquent Trumpeter? Sounds like Louis Armstrong if you ask me.

⊳ Choice: Louis Armstrong?

Tomoharu: He’s an American Jazz Musician. He was sent to a Juvenile Home as a kid and had many ups and downs in life, but…

Tomoharu: Despite facing discrimination,  he was a brilliantly talented genius Trumpeter.

⊳ Choice: Yeah…

Tomoharu: I should have gone with you guys.

Tomoharu: “Ouroboros”...? I recall that that was the name of the Jazz  Café & Bar that opened for business a couple of years ago.

Tomoharu: Here, look. This video seems to have been taken from when the place was still in business.

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I saw 2 Trumpets being played on the video that Narumiya showed me on his phone.

⊳ Choice: It’s the guy from earlier!

Tomoharu: What? This performer’s the same guy you saw earlier? Wow. He’s definitely good…

Ginga: We can’t really see the other guy. The video’s too dark.

Tomoharu: It looks like this video was shot from the audience, after all.

Hayate: This uniform looks like Joyo Technical High School’s; the same school that Osakabe-san is in.

Tomoharu: What?

Sakuya: Come to think of it… Those guys were saying something about “Joyo” as well…

⊳ Choice:  Let’s check out Joyo Technical High School.

Hayate: Yeah. We’re going to ask Osakabe-san to join us, so we might as well drop by.

Sakuya: That’s the school that those guys we saw are attending, right? I’m already having a bad feeling about this…

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(光与夜之恋 Light and Night) Charlie’s SMS: Sleeping Together [共枕] Translation

*Light and Night Masterlist | Charlie’s Personal Masterlist *Join the Light & Night Discord (＾▽＾)~ ♪ *Charlie’s tag will be #For Night, For Paradox *T/N: I'm unsure if I will return in the long run, but here I am, and here you are. Thank you "Charlie's fiancée" for providing the screenshots~

❖☆————— ⊹ For Night, For Paradox⊹ —————★❖

Charlie: I have an announcement to make.

MC: Is it… something to do with our wedding?

Charlie: It’s terribly unfortunate, but no. I’m just here to help my fiancée with her insomnia.

Charlie: (PS. If you’re adamant about it, I can always put our wedding ceremony on the agenda ASAP)

MC: I don’t think I want to sleep early anymore… I’ve just about given up…

Charlie: Hey, hey, hey! Don’t be a couch potato. Stand up, Miss (Y/N)!

Charlie: If you can’t fall asleep alone, then why don’t I join you?

MC: [!]

Charlie: Don’t worry. It’s most likely not what you’re thinking right now.

Charlie: I’m saying that we can both go to bed at the same time.

Charlie: Just let me know when you’re starting to feel sleepy, and operation “sleeping ~sweetly~ together” will commence at once.

MC: Sounds good. Let’s start now!

Charlie (Voice): *Sigh* Why aren’t you praising me for how cleverly I split the words? sleeping ~sweetly~ together. We may be sleeping separately from one another, but the sweetness of it will never change.

Charlie (Voice): But I shall not complain since you’ve already invited me to sleep together with you.

Charlie: I suggest that we put this operation into practice, pronto. Good night, my dear fiancée.

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[スタオケ] La Corda d'Oro Starlight Orchestra Main Story Chapter 2-1 Translation

*Starlight Orchestra Masterlist *Spoiler free: Translations will remain under cut *Main story tag will be #Main Starlight

2 Years Ago, Mito.

???: Real lame, don’cha think?

???: He’s pathetic as a delinquent.

???: And equally pathetic when trying to play at being part of the Student Council.

???: …HAH?

???: We can’t seriously be tolerating this.

???: Probably.

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Sakuya: What, no one’s here again?

Sakuya: We’ve successfully held our concert, and we’ve even pasted our posters up at the Music Education department, yet we don’t seem to be getting any new members.

Hayate: The people in music ed aren’t like those in general ed. We don’t exactly have the time to go parading around with such a suspiciously shady Orchestra.

Sakuya: If so… then what does that make you, exactly…?

Tomoharu: Hahaha. He does have a point.

⊳ Choice: It’s not anything to be joking about

Tomoharu: Pfft- Sorry. I do suppose it’s bad to joke about this, considering our situation.

⊳ Choice: You’re completely open to jibes

Hayate: Wha- Is that how you treat someone who lends you a helping hand!?

Tomoharu: Hmm… But if that’s how it is, then I don’t think we’ll have much luck recruiting members in Seiso Academy.

Sakuya: Yeah. Maybe we should try appealing in a different place—

Ginga: Oh, you’re all gathered?

Ginga: Ready to head out? Plum, natto and history-rich streets await us all!

Kazuma: Do you remember Hashizumi-sensei, from the Mito Symphony Orchestra, who was in attendance for our concert?

Kazuma: She has graciously offered to introduce us to a place where we can hold our future concerts if any.

Tomoharu: Eh? We’re going to hold our next concert in Mito?

Sakuya: Isn’t that kinda far?

Ginga: Cease your chatter! Yeesh, you lot. For people who are aiming to go global, your worldview really is tiny!

Ginga: Isn’t Ibaraki just a moment away if you go by the Joban Expressway?

Hayate: Mito, huh? It would be great if we could get Osakabe-san to join us…

Hayate: He was the Trumpets’ leader from last year’s Starlight Orchestra.

Hayate: He won 4th place in the Brass Section of the Jr. Classical Music Concours just as he’d entered his first year in high school.

Hayate: We were in different sections, so I didn’t really get to interact much with him. But, he’s reliable and someone worthy of respect.

Ginga: Heh? He sounds like an amazing person. Alrighty then, let’s try our damndest to induct him into our ranks.

Hayate: If he’s willing to join the Starlight Orchestra again, then…

Hayate: Maybe there’s some helping this misfit of a Starlight Orchestra, as well as how messy this room is.

Ginga: Huh?

Hayate: I’m talking about this sloppy mess in here— Empty cup noodle cups, pet bottles, and that barely standing mountain of papers just piled together in a heap.

Hayate: He’s also the Student Council President of his school, and very neat about things. I’m sure he’ll put the right to things here.

Hayate: I’m seeing a glimmer of hope here, (L/n).

Ginga: I, on the other hand, am absolutely horrified…

Sakuya: Well, it works out for you too, doesn’t it?

Tomoharu: If we have brass instrument players joining us, that’ll also mean that we’ll be able to play a wider variety of songs.

⊳ Choice: Let’s head out to Mito then! 

Tomoharu: Yes! It’s going to be fun, don’t you think, senpai?

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Nono: You’re going to Mito? That’s brilliant~!

Nono: That place is a noted place of connection of a really amazing Orchestra Conductor from Berlin ♪

Nono: I look forward to seeing the superb new members who’ll be joining us, Concertmistress!

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Previous Part: (Chapter 1-14) Next Part: (Chapter 2-2)

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Disney’s Twisted Wonderland: Magic Assault Practice Dire Crowley SSR 【Raven Jacket】 Chapter 2

“Greetings. Allow me to teach you the secrets of magic in this school.” *Spoiler free: Translations will remain under cut*

Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3 / Album Lines

⊱ ──── Cafeteria ──── ⊰

Crowley: Oh, dearie me. This morning could have gone better.

Crowley: But no matter how bad things get… it doesn’t matter once lunch hits! Lunchtime perks me right up!

Crowley: That’s attributed to the delicious food that our school provides, of course! What’s today’s recommended menu?

Ghost Chef: Greetings, Headmage. Today’s menu is the spectacularly filling meat pie stuffed with large chunks of beef!

Crowley: That sounds mouthwatering. I’ll have one of those, thank you very much.

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Crowley: Oh? Crowley and Vargas? Trein too!

Crowley: Are you all out for lunch as well? Mind if I join you?

Vargas: Of course not! Come, sit! It’s so crowded out here - I don’t think you can find another seat even if you wanted to.

Crewel: I was unable to find a seat as well, so here I am, reluctantly putting up with a nag.

Trein: If you don’t want to be nagged at, then I suggest you refrain from doing anything that would warrant one.

Trein: Oh…? You’ve also ordered the beef pie, Headmage?

Crowley: Indeed, I have. I do love meat.

Crowley: Not just beef, but even pork, chicken, and wild game if it comes down to it.

Trein: Wild game?

Crowley: Otherwise known as gibier, yes. Have you ever heard of it?

Vargas: Ohh, gibier! I had some once – venison. It’s so delicious that it really lifts your spirits~

Crowley: Not bad. You have good taste.

Crowley: There are other types of gibier as well. If you have the chance-

Sam: IN STOCK NOW!

Everyone yelps

Crowley: S-Sam-kun… please do not pop up behind us without warning like that!

Sam: Nyehehe. Everyone looked so happily immersed in the conversation that I couldn’t help myself.

Crewel: Sam? This is rare. You’re usually tending to the Mystery Shop around this time of the day, aren’t you?

Sam: The cafeteria ghosts have ordered some ingredients, so I’m simply here to do the delivery, see?

Sam: If you’re ever in the mood and seeking gibier of the rare sort, your humble man, Sam, is the right man for the job.

Sam: I can procure you any food that you fancy.

Crowley: As expected of someone of your caliber, Sam-kun. How reliable! However…

Crowley: I actually love other things other than meat. Vegetables, fruits, sweets, and the like! I love anything and everything so long as it’s not spicy!

Crewel: We’re aware. Your omnivorous tendencies have been quite infamous even in the past.

Crowley: Omnivorous… Couldn’t you express that in a classier manner?

Sam: …Oh? I just realized this, but everyone seems to have ordered different meals. Really goes to show your individual preferences.

Vargas: Taking muscle-building into consideration, I make it so that I consume protein-rich egg-based dishes during lunch!

Crewel: I personally love pies, so I was initially at a loss, but… well, not when it’s that size…

Crewel: While it may work in favor of the students, seeing as how they’re still growing, I’m sure it exceeds the recommended nutritional intake of adults.

Trein: Mmhm. I, too, decided on another meal after witnessing the actual size of the pie with my own eyes.

Trein: If I had such a heavy meal for lunch, it’d likely weigh down on me during the afternoon classes.

Crowley: Really? Shame. It’s such a delicious treat too~

Vargas: Oh, what an appetite you have! I won’t lose out either!

Trein: Oh, to be young and scarfing down such a hearty pie drenched in butter…

Crewel: I know, right? He really hasn’t changed one bit from his time back in my day.

Trein: I don’t think he’s ever changed since I started my tenure here at Night Raven College for that matter…

Crewel: Headmage…? Just how old are you? I want to know, but I also feel like maybe it’s best that I don’t…

Sam: Nyehehe. He’s certainly a man of many mysteries that serve to pique one’s curiosity, isn’t he?

Crowley: Ahh, yum! I’m so thankful for the past me who decided to hire the ghost chefs who used to work in a restaurant that had a five-star rating.

Crowly: And what a dramatic encounter it was when I met those ghost chefs.

Crowley: That was… Oh, wait. How many decades has it been now?

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Disney’s Twisted Wonderland: Magic Assault Practice Dire Crowley SSR 【Raven Jacket】 Chapter 1

“Greetings. Allow me to teach you the secrets of magic in this school.” *Spoiler free: Translations will remain under cut* T/N: Hello again, I live.

Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3 / Album Lines

⊱ ──── Lecture Hall ──── ⊰

Crowley: Good morning. What spectacular weather we have today! It’s the start of a brilliant day, wouldn’t you say?

Crowley: I say this with particular emphasis on the courtyard’s apple tree… Have you noticed the changes it has undergone?

Crowley: I am indeed referring to the youngest tree in the courtyard. There can be no other.

Crowley: It had only just begun sprouting, last I checked, but now… I must say, that is some truly astonishing growth.

Crowley: Look at that tree, trying its best to grow, be it sunny, stormy, or snowy. Even I’m getting motivated!

Crowley: It feels like it’s trying to teach us a life lesson – to not forget the essence of lifelong learning even as you ride the tumultuous waves of life.

Crowley: And… it also reminds me of everyone here, in Night Raven Collage.

Crowley: Like how it can grow ever so rapidly when provided with a good environment and proper nourishment.

Crowley: …What an inspiring speech coming from me, yes!?

Leona: *Snore*

Crowley: HEY! Who was that!? I just HEARD a loud snore!

Azul: Magnificent! I’m enthralled by your illustrious and profound analogy, Crowley-sensei!

Riddle: Really? I could do with a more concrete explanation myself.

Riddle: Headmage! Your mention of “proper nourishment” has piqued my interest. What exactly would this proper nourishment be?

Idia: Was a student assembly even required for this? All we do is waste time listening to him give out speeches for his own self-satisfaction; so much that it isn’t even funny anymore.

Vil: What a mood. If you’re going to natter, then could you maybe not call for a full assembly? I’d rather use my mornings to spend more time on my stretching exercises, thank you.

Octavinelle Student: Yeah, it’s always some useless drivel or another.

Heartslabyul Student: I wanna go back to the dorm~

*Clamouring*

Crowley: SILENCE!

Crowley: ANYWAY! What I’m trying to say is…

Crowley: I would like to remind everyone that you hail from Night Raven Collage, and to carry yourself with pride befitting this school.

Kalim: Oh, I See! I didn’t catch head or tails of whatever you were talking about earlier, but I get it now! So that’s what you were talking about!

Kalim: Gotcha! I’ll do my best and work hard just like an orange tree!

Crowley: An APPLE tree!

*Door opens with a click*

Crowley: Oh? Whoever that is, you are extremely late…

Malleus: …

Crowley: D-DRACONIA-KUN!

Crowley: Wait, did no one inform him of the student assembly today…?

No.

Malleus: I was not invited. Again?

Malleus: How dare… you outcast me…

*Lightning crackles, striking*

Crowley: H-Hang on, Draconia-kun! No casting lightning within the classroom!

Leona: *Yawn* Is the talk done yet? Let’s go then. Everyone back to their dorms.

Everyone nods.

Crowley: Ahh- Wait a minute! At least take him with you if you’re all leaving!

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Disney’s Twisted Wonderland: Magic Assault Practice Dire Crowley SSR 【Raven Jacket】 Home Lines

“Greetings. Allow me to teach you the secrets of magic in this school.”

*Spoiler free: Translations will remain under cut *T/N: Hello again, I'm still alive guys.

Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3 / Album Lines

Intro:

Crowley: Is there anything troubling you? Feel free to share; anything at all. I am kind, after all!

Groooovy:

Crowley: This is the prestigious magic academy, Night Raven College. Do not forget your school pride.

Home Line:

Crowley: Did you call for me?

Home Idle 1:

Crowley: Students aren’t the only ones who look forward to the holidays. The staff do, as well. Me too, in fact. There’s nothing to hide.

Home Idle 2:

Crowley: Why do I occasionally interrupt classes? How dare you. It’s simply to put the studious atmosphere back in check.

Home Idle 3:

Crowley: Oh…? My shoes have gotten a little scuffed… Looks like I’ll have to polish it back up to a shine later.

Home Idle - Login:

Crowley: How’s life at Ramshackle Dorm? No, you don’t have to reply. The satisfaction’s written all over your face.

Home Idle - Groooovy:

Crowley: I’m glad to see that you’re working hard on your studies. Although, I do wish the other free-spirited students would take a page from your book.

Home Tap 1:

Crowley: That ghost camera was gathering dust deep within the stora- Ahem, it was being securely stored in the storage. Please do take good care of it.

Home Tap 2:

Crowley: Each dorm has its own rules and lifestyle. It is something that I do not intend to intervene in. I trust that the students have the right to their own autonomy, and… well, I don’t have the time to spare.

Home Tap 3:

Crowley: You wish to see the full extent of my powers? How fearlessly curious you are. So much so that I can’t help but worry as the Headmage.

Home Tap 4:

Crowley: Hey! Grim-kun ate my snacks without permission again! Please keep a proper eye on him!

Home Tap 5:

Crowley: Huh? You want me to help you with your studies? I’m terribly sorry, but were I to teach you… I'm afraid the other teachers would lose their positions here…

Home Tap 6:

Crowley: I am glad to have an excellent and diligent student like you. Please do continue keeping a watchful eye on the misbehaving children.

Duo Magic (Grim): 

Crowley: Here’s an example for you, Grim-kun. Grim: I don’t need an example from you, Headmage!

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