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text 📲 jordie

Freddie: Just an FYI, just 'cause the weather is slightly cooler doesn't mean it's winter. I'm not doing any Christmas songs at the club, so don't even bother asking - especially since we ain't even had Halloween yet.

Jordan: Is it Christmas song time NOW? Because personally, I'm sick of all the Mariah Carey memes. Someone needs to dethrone her one of these days, and my money's on you.

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text 🔮 big basaras

Khalid: think i could make myself a lair without looking suspicious of using magic? 😂

Jordan: Yes. Your decorations would be so stupid no one could possibly believe magic was involved.

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text 📲 jaya

Maya: I've been doing my hot girl summer all wrong. Instead of watching Love Island, I should have been ON Love Island.

Maya: How soon after one season ends do you think they do casting for the next season?

Jordan: Forget getting picked just by sending in an application. If you don't have a top tier social media presence before they get your name, you don't stand a chance.

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TEXT || JORG

Doug: So I had some free time and got curious and started watching this season of The Bachelorette and I had to stop when I saw the Bachelorette making out with a man in a full cat suit on the first episode. I've never watched the show before, is this typical? Does that move WORK on people?

Jordan: If THAT was enough to make you turn it off, then you're probably better off not trying again. I have to admit that the furry thing was a LITTLE weird, but in the grand scheme of Bachelor franchise b.s.? That was TAME, Dougie.

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TEXT 🙊 JORDIZ

Aziz: Is anyone going to tell Jordan that her curls look off today? Like, the front bits are perfect as usual, but it almost looks like Abu from the back.

Aziz: Haha, PSYCH, this was a brilliantly executed prank! Thank you and goodnight!

Jordan: Next time you want to insult me, you should leave that adorable monkey with three times the brains you have out of it and just say I look like you 😘 That comparison would hit much harder.

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TEXT 🤓 YOUNGER BASARAS

Idris: Does your gossip include knowing who'd be the easiest person to convince to do my homework come fall? Because these last semester's grades weren't too hot. Even Dad was almost disappointed, and he's DAD.

Jordan: You mean do I pay attention to who in the almost-junior class is smart but insecure and desperately seeking the approval of their peers? Of course, but where's the fun in telling you when I could let you figure it out for yourself?

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text 💬 jorjon

Jordan: So a little birdy tells me you and your cult are going on some camping trip?

Jordan: Please, PLEASE keep me posted on if something scandalous happens out in those woods.

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text 💬 jorquil

Jordan: People in the break room at work are arguing over why the country's named Auradon, which, first of all, let me say is SUCH A BORING ARGUMENT.

Jordan: But one guy is going to bat for the argument that it means 'hill of light' and is swearing that when the sun is out Auradon City rises to a higher altitude than when the sun is DOWN??? Like??? How is this man not being fired for being on drugs right now?

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text 💬 jorguna

Jordan: Ugh.

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text 💬 jorly

Jordan: Ally, there is NOT a rabbit hiding inside of my lamp! Cut it out!

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text 💬 chordan

Jordan: How do you think Anne feels about the fact that she's in a family full of people with beautiful hair and hers... well, sucks?

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text 💬 jorlid

Jordan: This is me pretending to ask you permission to spam you with pictures of better hairstyles you can try in the future. Your current one's depressing to look at.

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text 💬 joliver

Oliver: DUDES , DUDETTES , AND ALL OF THE ABOVE! The amusement parks are bumping right now! And I even get the chance to hand out some friends/family discounts so who's in? 👀

Jordan: Sure, why not? My followers always appreciate a change of scenery, and the people watching's got to be great this time of year.

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text 💬 jordrey

Jordan: Quick, help me get a different song stuck in my head. Some idiot at work was humming 'Genie in a Bottle' after he saw me and I CANNOT deal with that all day.

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text 💬 jelle

Jordan: [https://64.media.tumblr.com/d0bf14fbb585811a9a56dc6eeaa97f6f/tumblr_p7wul44w1y1s6y2vdo6_500.gifv]

Jordan: Can we please talk about how hilariously bad this attempt at a meme about your brother is? I miss the good old days where they used to actually be so creative.

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text 💬 jorchie

Jordan: Bad news, I just did an aging simulator on you and your little brother... and by the time he's 34, he's gonna be hotter than you.