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they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

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no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[joydoe]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[joydoe]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[joydoe]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[joydoe]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[joydoe]

what made u guys pick ur url's !

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kill your double duesday

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[joydoe]

gee, arthur how come yours glow

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[joydoe]

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

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for anon

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it

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mr dowd you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard