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Why spend 5 dollars on boba tea when you could just put Orbeez in water for free?

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Sanders Sides highschool AU where none of them are related but they all have the same last name so their senior quotes all match up like so:

Logan: No, we’re… Patton: …not related… Roman: …so, please… Virgil: …stop asking.

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Don’t you hate when your thumb key sticks

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“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”

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when the story is just not working, but you keep writing anyway

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Finally

You die in infinity war

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Patton: Hey, kiddo! Want me to do a tarot reading for you?

Virgil: Uh, sure?

Patton: [lays down cards] Alright, this one tells me you’re a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Virgil: Pat, those aren’t even tarot cards, they’re pictures of me.

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i can’t believe tessa thompson was too busy being eaten out by janelle monae to be in infinity war

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“Questionable Acts”

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Thank you all for reading!

Stay tuned for the comic that I’m releasing later today!

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Does anyone else ever run their tongue along their teeth and think “these should be sharper”

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men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

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reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

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the older i get the weirder it is that not a single p.e. teacher in my entire school career was able to recognize the difference between “a child who doesn’t get enough exercise” and “a child with serious health problems impeding their ability to exercise in this particular way”

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this is all i’m saying about the whole “is venom fuckable” debacle but when that bitch eats you and your whole ass out don’t come crying to me when it feels like god personally is razing your booty canals. if you wanna die cause you wanted some weird alien symbiote to ravage your asshole that’s your prerogative and i hope you’ll be able to face st. peter and tell him that you died cause you were too horny to resist the charms of the endlessly toothed and slimy maw of an alien that looks like it could give you 700 new strains of HornyBootyHoleJuiceSyndrome. that’s on you