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My teachers always told me I would never have a calculator in my pocket every minute of my life… Checkmate you old bats.

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“We’re trying for a baby” is the only socially acceptable way of saying you’re dropping as much semen into your significant other as humanly possible.

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Actors Kiss each other for like 10 seasons and don’t fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for 5 months

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ATMs should require a breathalyzer test

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I feel like we’re currently in that “events leading up to” paragraph in history books before things get all flag and arrow-y

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I wonder who the first person to die playing Pokémon Go will be and how they will die? It’s going to happen though

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How God Created Animals (via boredpanda) Previously: Dad Tweets

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Phantom Cam

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When people cry that a proposition such as the banning of firearms is limiting their freedom, I always wonder if they realize that limiting freedom for the greater good of the majority are what laws in a civilized society are all about

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Seven years ago today… #commondreads #solidarity

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(via tank.sinatra)

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Most animals don’t recognize their own reflection because their brains aren’t complex enough. I wonder if humans have observed something which we cannot comprehend or even know we cannot comprehend because our brains lack that complexity.

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Millions of years of evolution and we’re still allergic to flowers.

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The phrase “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” Is a great example of humanity’s over-inflated sense of importance.