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why is everyone so pretty? what the hell. why is everyone so beautiful? stop

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do you think it'll all be okay?

yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime

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you would not believe the types of things I am able to sexualize

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nobody by mitski is real it happened to me

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big muscles are only sexy to me if theyre softened by a nice healthy layer of subcutaneous fat. i will never understand the appeal of super toned ripped washboard abs or biceps

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Why do we never talk about friendship hurt enough?? I’m all for swapping horror stories of exes, but please can we talk about how much it hurts realizing a close friendship is one-sided & you’re putting in most of the work & there is no conceivable way that this friendship can work on the deep level you want it to no matter what the reasons are

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whenever i wash my hair and it gets all fluffy and soft and shiny im like. desperate. for it to be messed with by someone. please. im so tired and the thought of resting my head in someones lap as they comb thru my hair to get me to bed is just perfect im going insane

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I relate to good omens because I too require a six thousand year friendship before kissing someone

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*MWAH* ♡~

You just got kissied!! RB to totally kissy your friends!! <3

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You’ve heard of hopeless romantic? I’m a hopeless platonic

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just walking around with my face all screwed up from Yearning. have you ever Yearned

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Hey guys anyone wanna help get me some girl dinner... im like starving....

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“nothing you say can surprise me or weird me out at this point if i’m being honest” oh that’s so intimate. romantic. Should we kiss

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i want to do unspeakable things to him (kiss him lovingly while gently caressing his waist)

edit

to all straight people reblogging this GO!!! THIS POST IS ABOUT FAGGOTS!!! MEN KISSING OTHER MEN!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!! LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GAYNESS IS NOT TO BE APPLIED TO YOUR STRAIGYT SHIPS!!!!

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IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THOSE OLD MEN

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