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Since, fundamentally, all physical things are quantized, they are all countable. We can dismiss the less vs fewer confusion by almost always using less.

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From a clade perspective (and ONLY a clade perspective) all protestants, are catholics, catholics and orthodox are Christians, and all Christians are Jews.

It is left as an exercise to the reader to sort out how Protestantism breaks down.

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It's 30 degrees, the powers out, and the cat really wants to cuddle.

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If we were doing an evening of mad science, creating chimera like abominations against nature, but were still very interested in taxonomy, how would we fit them in?

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If I could do it all again, I'd never accept a wireless connection for my computer. It cannot be trusted.

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The way Americans say asphalt makes me skin crawl, this must be what moist haters feel like.

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Planets don't change their orbital direction without an immense quantity of energy. If you're talking planets in retrograde, you're talking geocentrism.

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I wish I could teach my cat about mortality, I hate the thought that someday she's going to think I abandoned her forever.

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The only use the Oxford comma has is so that headline writers can make jokes that are only funny because they left it out.

The existence of the comma doesn't make anything clearer, it just gives us a chance to talk about the comma.