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I would never condone watching F1 for free without subscribing to those expensive, corporate streaming sites that make millions from advertising other corporations.

And I would never condone clicking on this link to watch F1 pre-season testing and all the free practices, qualifying and races.

Don’t click on this link.

JOKES! Fuck that, free for all is what I say. No one should miss out on F1 because it’s expensive to watch.

Just to be clear…this is the link I am talking about. It streams F1 for free. FREE!

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I’ve been by myself for over a month so I decided to have some extra fun on my brother’s bed. And for dessert… cum from my fingers.

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everything is papaya? • ln4 part 1 ੈ✩‧₊˚

ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairings || lando norris x m.mount gf!reader

ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au

ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || y/n and mason have been together for three years, they’re the picture perfect couple. what happens when they get swept away by the world of formula 1 and a certain papaya driver?

alt. y/n is in love with her boyfriend, chelsea golden boy mason mount, but what happens when she meets another certain golden boy?

ੈ✩‧₊˚ warning || cheating, reader is not the best person ever

ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || title is inspired by colours by halsey if you couldn’t tell LOL i thought it was kinda funny like everything is blue (chelsea) but then papaya (mclaren) idk if it is tho hahah. also i know everyone wants p4 of tying the knot and i promise it is coming.

NOT PROOF READ

2022

liked by masonmount, chelsea fc, and 198,093 others

yourusername you did it baby! world champs 💙

tagged masonmount, chelseafc, lew.mount, jazbenham

username18 LIVE BLUE BLEED BLUE DIE BLUE

username82 obsessed w them

chelseafc LFGGGGG 💙

masonmount we did it baby ❤️💙

masonmount my luckiest charm 😍

⤷ yourusername 🤭

username63 BEST WAG

benchilwell YEAHHHH LETS GO

jazbenham 😘😍💙

username18 literally the cutest couple ever

username63 my parents fr

liked by declanrice, benchilwell, and 103,038 others

yourusername bleed blue forever

tagged masonmount

username13 i actually cant

username45 mase w kids 😭

username22 THE MATCHING FITS IN CHELSEA BLUE 🥹

cartiamallan 😍

username18 chelsea princess

username2 she’s the biggest chelsea and mason supporter 💙🥰

masonmount my favourite things all in one 🤩

⤷ yourusername 🥹

username17 this is a mason mount fanpage and i love it

chelsea our girl in blue 💙

username64 the only wag to ever exist

liked by sophiaaemilia, declanrice, and 98,092 others

yourusername little dump 🌷💐🌸

tagged masonmount, benchilwell, declanrice

username18 I HAVE JUST DIED

username63 dec and mase bts 🥹

username3 MUM AND DAD

username85 love her friendship w chilly and dec

benchilwell did me dirty mate

⤷ yourusername your best pic me thinks

username16 her photo dumps are always so iconic

masonmount in love with you

⤷ yourusername in love with YOU

⤷ declanrice gag

declanrice thanku for getting this photo of me and the loml… what’s ur name again???

⤷ yourusername permanent thirdwheel 😭

liked by yourusername, landonorris, and 309,727 others

masonmount f1 debut 🏎️

tagged redbullracing, philfoden, bennyharris, woody_, adamdavidharris, googlepixel

username18 omg my worlds colliding

redbullracing great to have you mase 🙌

username83 need to know if he met any of the drivers

⤷ username14 he was w rbr so i think he met checo and max

declanrice 😍

landonorris great to meet ya mate 🤝

⤷ masonmount mega drive pal 👏

username27 OMG LANDO AND MASON??!

philfoden mega weekend

yourusername cutie

⤷ masonmount love u baby ❤️

mclaren our garage next time 🗣️

⤷ username72 YES PLEASE I NEED A LANDO MASON INTERACTION

username19 aww that selfie is so cute

liked by landonorris, jackgrealish, and 180,007 others

yourusername watched cars go vroom with my best friend ❤️🏎️

tagged masonmount

philfoden aw thanks mate ur my best friend too 😍

⤷ yourusername love ya ronnie 😅

username87 omg they’re so stunning together

username4 she would make a perfect f1 wag

⤷ username73 too bad her and mase are never splitting 🤷‍♀️

masonmount the best time with you love

username17 omg lando liked??

⤷ username4 aw i hope he and mason+y/n actually hang out

username27 my queen at the monaco gp 😍

username74 immediately need y/n at every gp purely for the fitssss

declanrice he should wear a helmet every time he drives

⤷ yourusername agreed 😀

⤷ masonmount oh 😕

username16 the way he’s looking at her in the last slide 🥹

liked by riabish, yourusername, and 41,082 others

maxfewtrell monaco 2022 🇲🇨

tagged riabish, landonorris

username17 who’s the girl on lando’s right

⤷ username15 probs their friend lol?

username93 y/n liking?

⤷ username11 we are witnessing the merge of the mason mount circle and ln4 circle and i’m living for it

riabish fun times 💕

quadrant fresh 💚

username62 to be in monaco playing volleyball w landonorris and his mates

liked by username81, username4, and 1,098 others

ln4_updates lando is back in the uk after the monaco gp 🏎️

sources: landonorris ig story, maxfewtrell ig story

username17 yay finally back home

username73 awww quadrant reunion 🩷

username92 missed seeing lando w the team

username63 not for long LMFAO

username4 home for five seconds apparently 😭

username71 guess he was home for a layover 💀

username13 mans was back for all of 12 hours 😀

username02 i’m so confused what everyone means by not for long

⤷ username4 check the latest post

liked by username18, username83, and 12,982 others

lm4_updates lando seen with new mystery girl in croatia. many believe her to be the same girl from the photo previously posted by maxfewtrell. has our favourite papaya boy finally found love 🧡

username17 lando finally got a girl

username6 tough day for the ln4 girlies

username83 awww they look so cute

username01 he looks smitten!!!

username3 i refuse to believe that he has a girlfriend

username16 there goes my paradoxical relationship

username24 another gold digger

⤷ username7 stay mad he’s not gonna fuck u

liked by yourusername, declanrice, and 230,968 others

masonmount my baby 🩷

tagged yourusername

username17 god i have seen what u have done for others

username83 somebody sedate me they’re so cute

declanrice whipped

yourusername mine 💖💘🤍💕💞💗

⤷ masonmount miss u sm baby come back 😕

⤷ yourusername 🥹 counting down the days masey 🩷

username62 THEYRE SO CUTE

username17 never met any couple as whipped for eachother as y/n and mason

⤷ benchilwell neither

username61 the it couple

username19 them being so cute in the comments i literally cant

liked by username7, username44, and 13,092 others

wagsworld BREAKING: y/n y/l/n photographed today with mystery guy in the balkans, all we know is that this is not y/l/n’s long term boyfriend and chelsea starboy mason mount… have the pair broken up? or is this a matter of infidelity?

username18 NO FUCKING WAY

username55 love is dead

username64 i can not see 👩‍🦯

username71 cheap slut. always knew she wasn’t good enough for him.

username16 I DONT BELIEVE IT

username1 NO FUCKING WAY

username92 no no no NOOOOO

username17 this is crazy but u know what’s even crazier… the fucking comments she left on his post?!?

⤷ username78 RIGHT? what level of psycho do u have to be to tell ur boyfriend u love and miss him so much and quote on quote ‘counting down the days’ whilst CHEATING ON HIM

username62 yk who else was spotted in the balkans with a mystery girl just yesterday…

⤷ username7 dead could u imagine lmao

⤷ username49 there’s no way tho

⤷ username72 is kinda random that they’re in croatia at the same time…

liked by username18, username91, and 12,082 others

wagsworld following cheating and break up rumours, it seems chelsea golden boy mason mount and model girlfriend y/n y/l/n have repaired their relationship.

according to sources close to the couple, the couple were not broken up and were in a good place. mount asked his girlfriend of 3 years if he knew the guy (see photos on our page), and if not, he didn’t want or need to know who it was. y/n says it was not someone either he or her knows, calling it the worst decision of her life.

username21 i knew mum and dad wouldn’t give up this easily!

username16 i’m sure there’s an explanation but the important thing is they are getting through it together 👏

username14 i’m gonna be real… y/n does not look like she could care less

⤷ username5 literally she’s like ‘ok yep soz cool’

username2 why does it look like mason is apologising when y/n is the one that cheated lol

username16 nah no way he’s taking her back

⤷ username26 don’t think they actually ever broke up

username7 bro is spineless

username18 i too would forgive my stunning supermodel gf even if she cheated on me

liked by masonmount, jackgrealish, and 231,028 others

yourusername my forever ❤️

tagged masonmount

masonmount always ❤️

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liked by sophiaaemelia, judebellingham, and 140,082 others

yourusername 🎞️🎞️

tagged masonmount, jackgrealish, declanrice, benchilwill, cartiamallan, judebellingham, kaihavertz29, sophiaaemelia

username18 this is so so cute

username52 crazy how she cheated and everyone just pretends it never happened

⤷ username28 it’s been 4 months get over it she obv regrets it and they’ve worked out everything

cartiamallan awww this is so sweet babe

judebellingham i made it into the dump! 😎

username16 the ones of mase are so 🥹

jackgrealish 🤘

england the gang is who we trust 🩵

sophiaaemelia ahhhh ily

masonmount film DUMP

masonmount love u baby

⤷ declanrice mwah 💋

⤷ yourusername oh…?

liked by ameliadimz, declanrice, and 89,082 others

yourusername football, friends, and fun

tagged masonmount, sophiaaemelia, chunkz, ameliadimz, declanrice

usernams44 fave chelsea girl

ameliadimz friends!!!! 💕💕

⤷ yourusername get mase on csd so i can crash!

⤷ ameliadimz let’s just have our own date 😘

sophiaaemelia star girlllll

masonmount my girl 💙

username16 poor y/n always thirdwheeling mason and dec

⤷ benchilwill a struggle most of us face

⤷ yourusername it’s even worse when ur there mate 🤨🙄

username17 her game pics and fits are unbeatable

username62 once again may i say 🗣️ chelsea princess 🗣️

⤷ chelseafc louder for the people in the backkkk

liked by england, cartiamallan, and 180,726 others

yourusername bring it home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻

tagged england, masonmount

username17 mason’s biggest supporter 🤩

england 🗣️🗣️

masonmount yeah babyyyy

masonmount can u wear that everyday?

⤷ yourusername we’ll see how u go and if it brings u good luck then maybeeee

username47 her little england set WHAT 😭

username73 girl drop the link i NEED

jazbenham cutest 🌸

riabish 😍

⤷ username18 random?

username62 the most stunning wag

username5 RAHHHH 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻

declanrice lfg mate but was the second pic necessary

⤷ yourusername just jealous aren’t ya dec?

liked by mclaren, yourusername, and 308,937 others

masonmount proper thanks to mclaren for this amazing opportunity. so so very cool to finally meet landonorris (properly), doing big things mate 🧡

tagged mclaren, landonorris, yourusername

masonmount also look how cute my baby looks 😍

⤷ yourusername you’re so cute baby 💖

username17 TECTONIC PLATES SHIFTED

username4 my worlds colliding omfg

username91 big day for annoying people (me)

username67 mans cant go anywhere without his emotional support girlfriend

username62 y/n and mase are literally attached at the hip

mclaren so great to have u champ 🧡

declanrice formula 1 lad

landonorris cheers mate, mega time 🧡

⤷ username62 NOT OKAY

⤷ username72 scremainf xrying theiwing up

⤷ username17 THEY CANT JUST SPRING THIS ONTO US

liked by yourusername, masonmount, and 409,837 others

landonorris mega day at the factory with this champ in the house 🧡 we’re rooting for ya 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

tagged mclaren, masonmount, mclarenshadow

username17 i will never shut up abt this

username63 big win for the lando mason girlies

masonmount great day brother 💙

username72 obsessedddd

username16 f1 and football’s certified pretty boys

username8 need the vids from today

mclaren 🧡🧡

chelseafc love to see it 🤩

username37 need them to become best friends IMMEDIATELY

maxfewtrell 😶

liked by landonorris, masonmount, and 90,082 others

yourusername on the green ⛳️

declanrice acting like you didn’t get absolutely trashed

⤷ yourusername omg fight back?!? masonmount

⤷ masonmount he’s not wrong love

 ⤷ yourusername third wheel in my own relationship smh

username17 awww they went golfing how cute

username64 i love that y/n always goes golfing w mase even tho she finds it so boring bc she said that being w him makes it fun

masonmount my fave caddie ❤️

⤷ yourusername foreverrrr

landonorris what’s ur handicap? 😳

⤷ yourusername 😶😬🫨

⤷ username55 lando y/n bestie agendaaaaa

⤷ username13 this also reaffirms my mason lando bff agenda

lilymhe we should play!

⤷ yourusername OMG YES 💖 but for both our sakes maybe we should just hit the town instead 😬

⤷ username18 ummmm WHAT??

⤷ username6 lily and y/n are friends…? since when?!?

⤷ username83 the lore is going crazy

⤷ alex_albon yeah if she’s as bad as last time i think that’s a good idea too

⤷ yourusername wounded

⤷ masonmount when did u guys play? 🤣😅

⤷ username36 😶🫨

liked by england, masonmount, and 234,860 others

yourusername couldn’t be prouder 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🩵💙🤍

tagged england

username15 so so proud of the boys 🫶

username54 this post is so sweet

declanrice family 🩵

username16 the second pic 🤣

username46 i love her relationship w the boys so much like mase isn’t even in the third pic but she’s just that close w everyone

jazbenham 💖💖

england big moves 💙🤍

username26 tough loss but mega plays throughout the cup

masonmount i love you i love you i love you x100000

⤷ yourusername so proud of you love 💗 a million kisses for u 💋

username35 fave wag fave team

judebellingham love ya y/n/n 💙

benchilwell just the start

⤷ yourusername so proud chilly 🤍

username72 mason mount w kids p273636 makes me explode every time

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liked by landonorris, masonmount, and 340,521 others

yourusername monaco you beaut 🥂

tagged masonmount, landonorris

username16 all hail y/n y/m/n y/l/n

username72 slowly becoming queen of the paddock as well

username19 i am FLOORED

username82 holy ferrari red

username18 omg above lando’s garage? so cute

⤷ username47 fueling my lando mason besties truthhh

username79 is mason going to man united??

username17 THE LANDO AND MASON PICCC

masonmount the most beautiful girl in the world ❤️

username71 people died

riabish pretty gal 💕

landonorris big ln4 fan?

⤷ yourusername huge

cartiamallan we are going to monte-carlooooo

⤷ yourusername but what abt our crap tour?! 😉

username12 were her and mase not w redbull tho? why is she at the mclaren garage lol

liked by joaofelix79, maxverstappen1, and 6,098,827 others

masonmount thank you redbullracing for this amazing opportunity! had the best time with the best people.

congrats on the win maxverstappen1, and big shout out to landonorris - mega proud 🧡

tagged joaoxfelix79, benchilwill, yourusername, landonorris, maxverstappen1, redbullracing

username17 the pic of y/n he’s fr her biggest fan 🥹

username47 i just keep winningggg

username88 and the lando mason universe expands

yourusername 🩷

benchilwill great time mate

declanrice yes max family good??

username71 are u going to man u?

redbullracing 💙

landonorris great to see ya mate 💚🧡

username16 TRAITOR

username72 the last photo I HAVE DIED

username14 “chelsea is my blood” rumours better not be true mate or u have another thing coming

liked by username3, username18, and 12,082 others

ln4_updates new couple alert? model y/n y/l/n, notably football star mason mount’s longtime girlfriend, has been spotted with lando a handful of times in the past couple of days following the monaco grand prix (which both mount and y/l/n attended together). y/n and mason’s recent posts don’t allude to any break up or fallout but rather affirm their ‘strong’ relationship. is this a mere friendship or is there something else going on here…?

username4 welp wouldn’t be the first time…

username71 no fucking way

username8 lando and mason are literally friends. he was probs with them or going to meet up with them in all of these.

username62 not again 🤦‍♀️

username37 yk what they say. once a cheater…

username18 or maybe just MAYBE they’re fucking friends?

username27 this makes a lot of sense tho

username62 not her literally hanging out w lando and his friends while on holiday w her BOYFRIEND

username26 no way she’s doing this to him while he’s going through all the chelsea man u shit

username2 my man has ENOUGH going wrong for him already

liked by masonmount, benchilwill, and 189,082 others

yourusername you’ll always be my babyyyyy

tagged masonmount

username18 parents fr

username73 they’re beating the cheating and broken up allegations!!!

username1 girl-

masonmount my girl ❤️

⤷ yourusername forever 🥰

username72 not y/n trying to save her ass from the cheating allegations 😭

⤷ username13 well she obv didn’t bc her and mase are still together

declanrice sickening but cute

lilymhe cuteeee

⤷ yourusername 😘

⤷ username17 THEYRE FRIENDS??

username62 icl they’re so cute even if she did cheat

username17 the orange flowers tho HAHAHA

ig stories - yourusername, landonorris

swipe up

liked by yourusername, declanrice, and 592,082 others

masonmount forever yours. forever mine.

tagged yourusername

username7 when we go crashing down we come back everytime!

username62 beating the cheating allegations!!

username73 best couple

username12 she’s chelsea princess FRRRR

⤷ username3 repping the blue even at tennis matches 😭

⤷ username8 wonder how she’s gonna take his move

⤷ username92 he ain’t moving!

yourusername my love ❤️

username4 i cant believe we thought hey were over

username91 the legendary miss y/n y/l/n and the unstoppable mason mount

username82 modern day posh and becks fr

username53 they’re forever 🩷

liked by pierregasly, username16, and 70,083 others

f1.wags BREAKING: y/n y/l/n and lando norris spotted getting close in spain just days after denying cheating rumours. wonder what y/n’s boyriend, chelsea wonder boy mason mount, thinks about this…

part 2 coming x

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Hello.. I just started learning Italian. And I sometimes don’t know where to start. Do I start with more grammar or vocabularies? Which should I focus more on? Any tips? Especially for beginner Italian learners. Thank you xx

Ciao! Here’s a list of posts that might help you!

I don’t know where to start

300 basic words

Resources to learn Italian if your first language is not English

Italian resources masterpost

Italian movies/TV series: x - x - x 

Italian books

Italian TV programs for kids (easier to understand)

I hope this is enough for the moment. To answer your question, you should focus on both grammar and words: start with the simple present of the main verbs and then learn basic vocabulary (greetings, family, food…). Then, with time, you can enlarge your objectives, learning more verb forms and tenses and more complex vocabulary. Proceed step by step, read and listen. If you ever needed anything, you can ask me, @sciogli-lingua, @langsandlit or @sayitaliano (they have a long list of resources on their blog)! Buona fortuna!

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╰┈➤ ❝ desire • l.n c.l ❞ x

part nine - part eleven

➪ Charles hasn't paid much attention to you after your daughter was born but a certain Brit does.

➪ and while there's a lot of things you still need to work on, this is a great start to the new, beter chapters of your life

➪ established relationship mom!reader x dad!Charles x lando

➪ I think we needed a lil' cute to calm our tits 🥰 also, absolutely gobsmacked by the love this fic is getting and how involved you all are with it, you guys are seriously the best and I love y'all so much 😘

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y/nusername posted to their story

milliexoxo replied to your story

milliexoxo

someone's getting laid tonight

guessing you're not coming home tonight 🤪

y/nusername

go back to your coloring book

milliexoxo

wow, okay..I see how it is

no but seriously, are you coming back tonight or are you staying with lando so I can double lock the house lmao

y/nusername

staying in monaco, will be back tomorrow

milliexoxo

nice, I'll see you tomorrow then

have fun and don't do things I wouldn't do 😘

y/nusername

okay mom 😘

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y/nusername

📍 London, United Kingdom

liked by landonorris, maxfewtrell and 539,678 others

y/nusername fifty shades of earl grey. 🇬🇧

tagged: landonorris, milliexoxo

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norry4 cute, lando took them to England 😭

milliexoxo talk british to me

milliexoxo not pictured, y/n losing her mind over a bookshop

↳ y/nusername that wasn't a shop, that was heaven.

milliexoxo okay..nerd

landoscar i agree with y/n, every book shop is heaven

yukisan girl stop bullying your mom, we've warned you before 😭

milliexoxo I'm a rebel, I don't listen to no one

y/nusername big imagination for such a little girl

norrizz god I just know zoë is getting spoiled by stepdad lando 😭

carlandooo Charles crying in a corner rn

↳ charliecharlie I mean that's his own fault lmfao

carlandooo true 💀

bradleyfewtrell please tell me you met max 😂

↳ landomax I just know millie will bully max relentlessly 😂

bradleyfewtrell and I just know y/n would get along with max and pietra so well!

norrizzlandoo lando and zoë 😭😭

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milliexoxo

like by y/nusername, logansargeant and 2,671 others

milliexoxo your typical tourist on tour.

tagged: landonorris, y/nusername, maxfewtrell

maxwellmax lmfao yes max 💀

landonorris ❤️ I nodnol?

↳ milliexoxo oh my god you're so funny lando!!!!!!!

norry4 took me a second 😂

landonorizzzz he's taking his annoying stepdad duties seriously 😭

landoscar I feel sorry for the people who don't follow millie and miss out on all this

charlieslec did she just casually expose lando and y/n??

↳ norry4 are you new here? 😂

maxfewtrell but why?

↳ milliexoxo because I can 🥰

yukisan are we all just going to ignore the fact that Logan Sargeant is hiding in the likes? Yes? Cool 😭

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y/nusername

📍 Miami, FL

liked by riabish, landonorris and 609,578 others

y/nusername week 6. 🇺🇸

tagged: landonorris

view all 1,922 comments

landonorizzzz aw lando finally made it to the feed normally instead of the soft launch bullshit 😇

charlesgirlies zoë 🥺😭

milliexoxo look at my girlfriend living her best life, floating around ❤️

norry4 are we official? Hellooo can I finally fully unleash thr landoy/n shipper in me?! 🥺

yourmumsuser my little zoë 🤩🤩

chilisainz zoe being the unbothered queen that she is

landonorris my girls ❤️

↳ landoscar SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UUUUUUUP 😭

yesrislando brb going to take a bath with my toaster

maxmaxmax man's really pulled a max and stole another driver's girl and child 💀

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Desire taglist; @fangirl-dot-com @sainzluvrr @writingworlds @chezmardybum @lewisvinga @xjval @fanficweasley @rockyhayzkid @aundercover @thecubanator2 @minchedchilli @crimeshowjunkie @alisoncasey21 @eeviepepi08 @shamelesspotatos @sleepybrokenmelle @leireggsworld @janeholt3 @iamahalicinationn @dessxoxsworld @kapsylia @22yuki @dark-night-sky-99 @sheslikeacurse @nerdreader

Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @softboystarkey @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @80sloverry @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803 @ravisinghs-wife @harrysdimple05 @minkyungseokie @pretty-little-bunny382728 @thatgirlthatreadswattpad @severewobblerlightdragon @cherry-piee @namgification @mycenterfold @devineendevers

Lando taglist: @beatricemiruna @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10 @bored-brunette2 @i83andrew

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Glitch masterlist

pairing . . . max verstappen x reader / mason mount x reader )

summary . . . when mason mount finds out that his assistant has been harbouring feelings for him for years, he makes it clear he doesn't feel the same way. but once he sees her become closer with formula 1 world champion max verstappen, he realises he may have underestimated his feelings towards the girl he has now pushed into the arms of another )

genre . . . angst )

song . . . glitch- taylor swift )

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TEASER CHAPTER ONE CHAPTER TWO CHAPTER THREE CHAPTER FOUR CHAPTER FIVE CHAPTER SIX

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Boy, It's You I Desire | Fernando Alonso x Reader

part 1

fem!reader x dbf! fernando

word count: 1.7k

minors dni please!

warnings: age gap, mentions of drinking, sexual innuendos, mentions of masturbation, delusion since i pretend fernando won the 2023 spanish gp

It was wrong. The deep, stirring feelings you had for Fernando. He was twenty years your senior, and had been friends with your dad for a decade and a half. You had pictures of him from his Renault days covering your bedroom when you were little, and he came to as many of your youth karting races as possible. These feelings? They had been there, transforming from a silly little crush when you were five to a tingling in your stomach when you turned sixteen. This summer was the first time you believed he felt the same.

Fernando had thought of you as a child. You were so much more than that to him, but the idea of loving you? That was wrong. Foreign. Somehow, the desire for you developed deep within him. Part of him loved the idea of having you as his secret.

Your father had met Fernando Alonso while your family was on vacation in Spain. There's a picture of you and your brothers as chubby elementary schoolers.You sitting in the sand in Oviedo with a twenty-something Fernando kneeling behind you. It is your mother’s favorite picture of her little family. Since Fernando was family to you and your two younger brothers. It sits in a wooden frame on the kitchen counter, in your family’s vacation home in Spain, where you now spend every summer. It used to feel like a happy memory, but now it seems to haunt you with what you can never have.

This summer in Oviedo felt no different than the many previous. You sat by the pool, spent time with some of your friends there, went out to eat, and occasionally went to the club. Dancing in a dark, sweaty room after a few drinks helped to ease the fact that you had not seen the older man in close to a year. It still mystified you at how you were practically in love with him. Whether it was actually him, or the figment of him your imagination romanticized, you were unsure.

Regardless, numerous boyfriends, and flings could not erase the crush that ate at the pit of your stomach. A flash of messy brown hair when you were walking downtown had your heart squeezing in your chest. Even worse, these feelings had recently crept back into play, at the dawn of the new Formula 1 season. He was your childhood crush. You reasoned that everyone had a goofy love for one of their distant relatives or parent’s friends when they were small, but at the age of twenty-three, you were unable to just write what you felt off.

Your parents had gone to see Fernando at the Spanish Grand Prix this weekend, and it was just you and your brothers flitting in and out of the house. They were eighteen, and sixteen, so you figured you would just stay out of each other’s way. You wished that you were able to travel with your parents to the Grand Prix, but you had never been deeply interested in autosport, and suddenly feigning interest would raise questions you felt no desire to answer. Your parents would tease you, saying you only wanted to go for Charles Leclerc, Carlos Sainz, or Fernando’s teammate, Lance Stroll. Standing in the Aston Martin garage would have sent you over the edge. You would have embarrassed yourself trying to hide the feelings you felt to be very obvious. Interacting with Fernando in his natural environment practically would have had you purring, and pressing your thighs together. Which is obviously not something you were into happening in front of your fucking family.

You watched the race, and wished even more that you went. Max Verstappen's Red Bull had qualified ahead of the Aston Martin, but he had suffered a very convenient engine failure in the closing laps. Fernando moved into first with ease. It was his thirty-third win, coming over ten years after his last. You knew he had to feel on top of the world, winning at his home Grand Prix. The crackly radio message yells and celebrations heard on your television were nowhere near the extent of it all. You pretended to be excited to your parents on the phone, about them telling you all about the paddock, but in reality, there was only one person you really cared about.

You desired nothing more than to be the woman he finds after being the highest on the podium. The one waiting on the bed in his hotel room, ready to feel his illicit touch. The thrill you know you would feel from having him buried deep inside you, without your parents having any idea. It made you want to rush to him. You played these filthy scenarios in your head while you touched yourself, and before you fell asleep every night. And tonight would be no exception. Trying to pretend your fingers were his, after you had a few drinks to numb the intensity of what you were feeling. Desperately hoping he was lying awake, wishing he could roughly pull your hair, and capture your lips with a searing kiss. In summation: you wanted Fernando Alonso to ruin you.

You woke up the Tuesday following the race to your parents’ voices downstairs. Laughter, clinking dishes, and suitcases rolling across the tile floor awoke you earlier than expected. You laid in bed, a warm breeze flowing in from your room’s open windows. You listened, despite a grueling headache from the previous two nights’ crosses between self-care and self-pity. What you did not expect to hear was that Spanish accent dancing among your parents’ casual conversation. A sensation of overwhelming excitement and a pinch of fear mixed in your stomach. Maybe something would happen…

You knew you should have probably put something more appropriate on before you went downstairs. But Fernando seeing you in your threadbare, oversized Renault shirt and barely visible pajama shorts was worth any potential consequences. Your little ploy worked. As much as you paid attention to him, you missed the way his eyes flicked downward, roaming your chest, stopping at the top of your exposed thighs. He started to really look at you. Like you were some beautiful young woman he met at a track or club. He felt himself split, one half wanted to take you on your kitchen island, making you cry out from him. From him only, not the little boyfriend you probably had. The other half remembered who you were to him. You were one of his closest friends’ children. That truth he was unable to escape. What if he was able to bend this rule? He pushed any thought of you from his mind, and easily reentered the conversation after falling into his aforementioned daze.

You practically ran to Tío Fernando, greeting him with an overzealous hug. As you always had, you lovingly buried your face deep in his shoulder, inhaling his expensive cologne. You could have been mistaken, but it felt as if he pressed himself to you more eagerly than was technically appropriate. You were going insane, this man should be a father-figure to you. Not an older man you were objectifying to filth, though many other women would leap at the chance to.

“Hola, cariño. My favorite girl is doing well, yes?” You practically melted at the way he smiled down at you. He rubbed a small circle on your back, as he had not seen you in awhile. You had always known you were his favorite. It had been obvious since you were small. You were both fierce, stubborn, and proud. Yet you desperately held onto the possibility of something beyond the base relationship you already had. You wanted to clash with him. Fight him, and fuck him.

“Thank god you’re here! I missed my favorite tío.” You reluctantly left his warm embrace, and greeted your parents. He let out his signature laugh at your response. You felt your face burning underneath your skin, praying that a flush was not spreading across your cheeks. The conversation passing between the three other adults continued while you slowly ate breakfast. Your brothers eventually filed into the kitchen and were greeted by Fernando with quick claps on the back. Fernando was practically unable to turn his gaze away from you when there were lulls in the conversation. 

In the year that you had not seen each other, a lot had changed. Fernando looked more youthful, and less worn down after his departure from Alpine. You had seen the physical transformation on television and the internet, as every fan had. He had always been fine, but now, goddamn, you needed to watch out. Green was his color. It complemented his tanned, caramel skin, and his brown, almost hazel, eyes. 

You spent the rest of the morning, and into the early afternoon, laying by the pool as you usually did. You donned one of your prettiest, and coincidentally, smallest string bikinis to lay out and enjoy the warm Spanish sun. The sky was clear, and the air was miraculously less humid than usual. Both of your brothers and your parents had left to do something, but you had not listened when they told you their plans. Fernando was still home, but you figured he was probably busy in a meeting or debrief with his team, and you did not want to bother him any more than you already had. Now, the only noises to disturb you were a lawn mower a couple of houses away, or a car passing by the facade of your house. 

The warmth of the ground radiated from underneath the towel you were laying on, and you began to fade into a light sleep. You must have dozed off for a few minutes, as you were awoken by someone ghosting their hand across your back, having gently brushed your hair from where it had laid. You jolted upright, raising a hand to cover your eyes. They finally adjusted to the harsh afternoon sunlight once more, and you realized it was Fernando who had woken you up. He was crouching only inches away from where you had been laying. You could practically feel his breath on the side of your neck before you turned to look at him properly.

“You are going to burn if you keep laying out here like that,” He smiled, crinkles forming around his tan face. You shifted your arms to cover one another to disguise the goosebumps the small caress had given you. His focus shifted to your arms, and you were sure that he noticed exactly what you were trying to hide.

“Well, thank you for saving me from a nice tan.” You playfully rolled your eyes at him, and started to get up. Fernando quickly grabbed your arm, pulling you back down.

He sucked his tongue against his teeth to scold you. “Since you are already dressed for it,” His gaze dropped to your microscopic bikini top, where it settled for longer than it should have, “I think we should go for a swim.” Saying that you were surprised was an understatement.

“Alright.” you had not expected yourself to be so compliant, as you were not in a big swimming mood. Fuck, Fernando could make you do anything. 

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author’s note: thank you so much for reading my first work! i don’t think this was very good, since writing fiction isn’t really my forte. but, this is my silly little hobby before i start college so whatever. the next part is coming soon and feel free to message me with ideas, if you want to be tagged, or anything like that. you are the goat for reading this :)

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Someone please write a Fernando Alonso x reader story where reader is also a driver. Make it fluffy and angsty please. I’m in my feels.

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✧･ﾟ 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥

steve murphy x female!reader summary ⤍ work is piling on, bogotá is suffering from a heatwave and all you want is steve murphy. warnings ⤍ 18+ (mdni), co-workers to lovers, explicit language & smut, public sex, unprotected sex (piv) a/n ⤍ surprise surprise, of course i'd circle back to steve murphy some day. hope i made it justice. prob won't be the last i write of him since this was a lot of fun, so hope you enjoy this one lovies <3

It was brain meltingly hot in the office today, perspiration on your forehead and bra uncomfortably pinching your torso, to the point where it was almost antagonising you. It had been hot the moment you got out of bed this morning, and it hadn’t gotten any better throughout the day even though you’d opted to stay back in the office and work on the mountain of stacked papers that only seemed to grow by the hour on your desk.

You’d think that the heatwave would settle when people had begun to filter out, emptying the office space little by little. But the sun was still shining tauntingly through the windows and the floor fans were doing their best to keep up.

You glared at said fans, watching them spin round and round with the occasional squeal. A sigh escaped your lips as you leaned back against your chair, ignoring the discomfort of your shirt sticking to your back and reaching out for the nearest folder you could use to fan yourself with. The people in the office could really use an extra two swipes of deodorant and cut back on the cigarettes. The odours were starting to settle in your nose in the most unpleasant way and you didn’t know how much longer you could stand it.

It was clear that you weren’t going to get much work done anymore, but you’d be damned if you stepped foot outside the building with the sun still beating down on the city of Bogotá and you had a feeling that your apartment wasn’t much better than… this. It had too many large windows with afternoon sun.

Your freezer contained ice lollies though, something you’d craved all day. And your apartment offered you the liberty of wearing a long tank top with no pants and no bra. But it didn’t have Steve Murphy.

Steve Murphy, who was sitting across from you with his back leaned against his chair in a similar position to yours. He was reading from a folder, eyebrows tightly knit the way they always got when he was concentrating and you took a moment to silently admire the arch of his nose and the inviting pink of his lips. His hair had been styled halfheartedly in the morning, but it was now sticking up from running his fingers through it and the strand were clumped up together from the sweat and moisture in the air. Nobody made sweating look as good as Steve did. It should’ve pissed you off but it was a sight for sore eyes.

Your thoughts stuttered to a halt when he stuck a chewed up pen in his mouth and bit into it, looking a little annoyed all of a sudden and you knew he’d finally given up on making sense of the endless amount of scripts and documents you’d spent the last three days pouring through. Carrillo was truly a closeted sadist for assigning you so much work to go through in such little time.

There was a small clearing of a throat from the side and you glanced to the left, feeling like a kid who’d gotten caught with their hand in the cookie jar. Javier wasn’t looking at you, but there was a small smile playing on his lips that let you know that he’d definitely caught you ogling the blond man sitting in front of you. You reached your leg out and kicked him in the shin, earning a startled yelp from him and a questioning glance from Steve.

“Sorry,” you said with no remorse in your voice. “Muscle spasm.”

Javier narrowed his eyes at you like he could see right through your bullshit, flicking a stack of papers on his desk before picking some new ones up to read through. You could’ve bet a few bucks that he wasn’t reading through them as intently as he had been two hours ago. His mind had already checked out for the day, as had yours. You couldn’t blame him.

The three of you worked in moderate silence and the occasional annoyed grunt and comment thrown into the air, for the next hour. The sun was finally starting to set, casting shadows in the moderately empty office but you were getting more agitated by the second.

The heat was getting to you and fucking Steve couldn’t stop chewing his lip and touching his neck.

It all took you back to that one godforsaken night a few weeks ago. You’d gone out with the two of them for a drink, and Javier had wandered off at some point; Mumbling something about getting laid. And he’d subsequently left the two of you alone at the bar with more drinks in your systems than necessary and sexual tension so thick you could cut it with a knife.

You’d sworn to never involve work and pleasure when you transferred to Colombia to work on catching the drug lord, and yet you’d found yourself pressed up against a wall in the far back of the bar and your tongue shoved down your partners throat. The taste of whiskey on his tongue had been intoxicating, everything about him had been irresistible. But it had been a one time thing, that’s where you set your boundary and Steve had respected it in his own way. He hadn’t tried anything with you, but there had been the occasional eye contact and suggestive comment. You’d be a filthy liar if you said you didn’t enjoy it just a tiny bit.

You must’ve started fidgeting in your chair because you caught Steve glancing up, not picking his head up from where it was slumped. The sight of him looking at you through his lashes made something in your stomach squirm.

“What?” You mouthed, biting the inside of your lip when his lips transformed into a smirk. It was like he could read your thoughts in your eyes. “Fucker.”

His smile got wider somehow, and he quickly managed to tamper it down when Javier suddenly sighed loudly. You both turned your gazed toward him, just in time to watch how he stood up from his chair and picked up a few folders.

“Need to make copies.” He explained, as if one of you had asked him. Javier didn’t need your permission though, nonchalantly grabbing his blazer and walking out of the room and you had a feeling that was the last you’d see of him for tonight.

You glanced back at Steve to catch him already staring at you, and you tried to not feel so self-conscious about the way your hair was probably a damp mess and your face sweaty. It looked good on Steve, but you couldn’t pull it off like he did.

“You done with that?” He asked, like you hadn’t been having a staring contest and you gave him a questioning arch of the eyebrows until he clarified by nodding at a folder by your arm.

“Have at it.” You sighed, handing it over to him before standing up from your chair.

It scraped against the floor and you glanced around to see if you’d disturbed anyone with the obnoxious sound. Aside from a few officers on the other side of the room, it was completely empty. And that made something redhot run through your blood.

You walked over to the water tank to fill your mug up with water cold enough to give you a brain freeze, thinking about maybe taking off and going home. Javier had once again left you alone with Murphy, and the heat was melting the last of your common sense.

There had been one close call where Carrillo had paired you and Steve together for a stakeout; monitoring a warehouse on the outskirts for any signs of drug transportations, but you’d smoothly gotten out of it and had Peña jump in instead. There was no telling what would happen if they put you and Steve in a car during the night with nothing but the two of you to keep each other company.

It wasn’t like the two of you hadn’t been friends before the bar incident, it was quite the opposite. Being a woman in this field was tough, but Steve had - along with Javi - welcomed you like his own surprisingly quickly.

There were only so many times you could carpool and watch a shitty movie cuddled up on the couch before you started treading over dangerous water. A phone call home didn’t bring you the same comfort as greasy food on the couch after a long day of chasing ghosts and criminals. It was easy to feel homesick when alone, so it was a good thing that you had your partners a few doors down if you ever needed them.

“It’s way too fucking hot to work.” Steve complained and you gave a laugh with a nod. He flicked the papers onto the desk and leaned all the way back on his chair and you took that as a sign that he - much like you - was done with work.

You rounded the corner of the desk and tried not stare too hard at his arms when he reached up to rest his hands on the back of his head. His biceps were bulging a little too invitingly, and you had to shake yourself as you perched on the edge of his desk. There was no mistaking his wandering gaze as he slowly looked up your legs, to your upper body until he reached your eyes and you raised your eyebrows to show him that you’d caught him looking.

He didn’t seem too embarrassed though, judging by the slow smile forming on his face.

“Might be time to call it for tonight.” You said, glancing around the half-empty office. “Not like we’re gonna make any more progress than we’ve done today.”

Steve made a sound in his throat like he agreed with your sentiment, happily accepting the mug of water when you handed it to him. You watched him take a sip, throat bobbing as he swallowed and you suddenly felt a little too hot under your clothes.

“D’you wanna head over to mine? Grab a beer and just kick back.” He asked, glancing up at you and you nodded slowly.

“Sure.” You watched him stand up, shuffling papers and folders around in a poor attempt to organise his desk before giving up and reaching for a packet of cigarettes. He stuck one between his teeth and lit it up. “Do you think Javi will be back?”

Steve looked at you with an are you serious? look, and you tried not to think about how hot he looked with a cigarette hanging from between his lips. Cocky looked so good on him.

“You’re lucky if you see him any more today.” He replied, grabbing his jacket and pushing in his chair.

You made a sound of agreement and walked around the desk, picking your bag up and showing a few folders inside it before the both of you were set to go home.

It couldn’t have been in your head, the tension in the air as the both of you walked out of the office. It felt like you were barely hanging onto a thread and it seemed to grow even thinner when the blond man touched your waist as he let you pass by him first through a doorway.

The two of you locked eyes for a split second and that confirmed everything that you needed to know. And that’s what you used as an excuse as your eyes flickered back and forth until you found a door that you knew lead to a documentation room, not hesitating for a split second as you reached your hand back and blindly grabbed Steve’s hand in yours.

He let you lead him way too easily, your hand shaking a little as you turned the doorknob and pushed the door open. And that’s when Steve took over, putting more of his body weight on your back to help you get into the room faster. You didn’t think of how unethical it was, or how it was such a bad idea to hook up once again with your partner at your workplace, of all places.

You didn’t even think of how absolutely stifling it was in the small room, too focused on the way Steve was staring you down like a predator eyeing it’s prey. He closed the door and turned the lock without taking his eyes off of you, and it was dark but not dark enough for you to miss the smirk playing on his lips as he walked you backwards.

You reached your hands out to grab at his disheveled tie, yanking hard enough for a breath to escape his lips before you settled your mouth over his in a heated kiss. There was a loud bang as he placed a hand flat against the metal drawers by your head to keep himself from stumbling into you, a moan creeping its way up his throat and you revelled in the taste of his tongue.

It was warm inside, suffocating really, but you needed more. You needed him closer and on you. He didn’t have any problems with complying when you snuck an arm around his torso and had the other one grab at his hair, turning your head slightly so he could lick deeper into your mouth.

You could taste the coffee he’d been sipping on a few hours ago and smell his aftershave that transported you back to that night at the bar where you’d been in a position just like this. He slid his mouth down your cheek, jaw and pressed sucking kisses and licks against the side of your throat. It was hard to stay still when the sharpness of his moustache hairs pricked and scratched your sensitive flesh.

“Fuck, always smell so good, baby.” He was panting, and so were you.

There was no doubt that he could feel your heart beating in your throat, right under his lips where he was definitely sucking a mark that wasn’t gonna fade within the next week. It should’ve made you furious, because that meant scarves and long collars in this unbearable weather but it only made you keen and pull him in closer. The thought of him marking you up for your co-workers to see, for Javier to give off that infuriatingly smug grin and for Steve to proudly parade around; Knowing he did that.

You were a proud woman, having worked your ass off to get where you were today and you’d be damned if you were to be seen as someone other than their own person. But something about fooling around with Steve; Breaking the obvious unspoken rule that wasn’t really a rule. Not really. Rules were hardly a thing to follow within these walls if they weren’t reinforced by the colonel himself.

“Steve, you better fuck me now or I’ll scream.” You tried to sound threatening, but your voice sounded too breathy and it only made Steve laugh like he knew he had you right where he wanted you.

“So needy,” he whispered, pulling his head up to look at you and you reached forward to steal a kiss from his lips that he was all too happy to give. Hearing and feeling him sigh happily against you made your stomach feel like it was bottoming out, all the feelings you’d been trying to hold in, spilling out.

He brought his hands to the front of your torso, squeezing at the swell of your tits over your shirt and sliding his hands down your quivering stomach until he got to the button of your jeans, letting out a noise of frustration. You watched him unbutton your jeans with a smile, taking your chance to grab at his messy hair and tilt his head to the side so you could kiss the delicate skin of his neck.

You didn’t see it, but you could feel his hands falter where they were struggling to unbutton your jeans, his head throwing back for a few seconds like he was trying to catch his breath and collect his thoughts. You could’ve taken mercy on him and help him get you out of your pants, but it was a little too enjoyable for you to kiss and nibble at his throat and earlobe. You’d only hooked up twice now, but it didn’t take a genius to find his sweet spot seeing as it was right beneath his ear.

“Couldn’t have worn a damn skirt.” You heard him mutter as he crouched and you grinned.

“Not very —“

“Practical. Yeah, I know. So you’ve said.” You couldn’t see his eyes, but you could hear the eye roll in his voice and it made you smile even harder. Steve could be an asshole, but you’d be damned liar if you said that he wasn’t a good listener.

He finally pulled back and yanked your jeans down your legs, crouching down to help you out of them, one leg at a time. You ran your fingers through his hair and almost recoiled when he glanced up at you from his crouched position; Caught off-guard by the softness in them. The blue of his eyes made something fierce squeeze in your chest and you let out a small whimper when he leaned forward to press a gentle kiss between your legs, over your panties.

You watched him kiss his way up, and it felt like coming home when he finally reached your lips and pried then open with his own. There was no doubt that the man could kiss, and you loved every second of it.

It made you jump a little when he pulled your panties to the side, the pads of his fingers swiping through the mess that he’d created. He let out a shuddered breath against your lips and rocked back just far enough to look at you without the both of you going crosseyed.

“I don’t have a condom on me.” He murmured, and if you’d looked hard enough then you would’ve seen remorse in the blue of his eyes.

You tried to collect your thoughts but it was difficult when his fingers were circling your clit. Your hands grabbed at his shirt, and you wouldn’t be surprised if you ripped a hole in it.

“I’m on the pill,” you said, feeling your cheeks heat up a little as his eyebrows climbed on his forehead. “And I’m clean. I trust you.”

He searched your eyes for a moment, and it would’ve almost been tender if it wasn’t for the fact that he got two fingers up your cunt and was fucking into you like he was testing out how wet you were.

It felt like an eternity when he finally nodded, offering you a small smile and a quick kiss.

“I’m clean too.” He pushed his fingers deep, making you gasp and buck into him. “And there hasn’t been anyone else after you. Or even before you.”

The implication was there, and you revelled in his confession because those had been thoughts that had been plaguing you for a hot moment. Javi had his line of women to call and you didn’t know if that was the case for Steve. You spent a lot of time together outside of work, but there were still gaps in time where he could’ve hooked up with whomever he pleased. This job was hard and it put a whole lot of pressure on your shoulders, so much so that the average person would cave from it. It was only normal to seek basic human intimacy and lose yourself in it, even if it was only for a night or an hour.

It made your belly turn a little sour whenever you thought of it, you just didn’t want to admit it out loud because that would somehow make it seem real. Make your feelings for him real. You weren’t sure what that meant.

Crossing the line with your partner a second time went against everything you’d believed in. You never wanted to get involved with anyone like this because your work was dangerous enough, add a person you cared for into the mix and it made it even more terrifying.

“Hey, you with me?” Steve’s gentle voice brought you back from your inner turmoil and you blinked at him, giving him a nod.

“Yeah, I’m here.” You replied, giving him a small smile when his lips turned up in reassurance. “Come on, I’m ready. Fuck me please, Steve.”

Steve groaned like he’d never heard anything sweeter, pulling his fingers out and bringing them up between you. He didn’t even hesitate to slip his digits inside his mouth to clean them off and you felt your entire body heat up at the crude sight. It reminded you of all the nights where you’d go out to grab a bite after work and he’d be licking his fingers clean from frying oil and grease. You’d found it a turn on then, and it certainly was a turn on now.

“You’re an asshole.” You giggled at the filthy smile playing on his lips, getting your hands on his trousers and unbuttoning them.

You glanced between the two of you and stuck your hand inside his underwear to fish him out, heartbeat picking up at the weight and warmth of him in your hands. You could hear him breathing against the side of your head, pressing his lips against your temple and making a piss poor attempt of stifling his moan when you got a good grip on him and slid your hand to the base.

“Feel so good in my hand, Steve.” You hummed, closing your eyes and marvelling in the press of his body when his hand started giving out to the weight. He was moaning quietly into your ear, voice rough and raspy as you jacked him off. “Can’t wait to feel it inside of me.”

He hummed out a drawn out groan, bending a little at the knees to get a good grip on your right thigh and hauling it up over his hip. The new angle allowed him to nudge against you and you gasped, leaning into it.

You were too busy looking between the two of you, and you didn’t register his other hand sliding up to cup your cheek until you were staring right into his eyes in the darkness. He was observing you, you realised. The moment felt a little too intimate to have in a decrepit room after office hours, but you didn’t dare to look away from his gaze.

His thumb ran over the bottom of your lip. “You okay?”

You couldn’t help but smile, nodding your head to show him that yeah, of course you’re okay.

“I’m more than okay. Now, come on before the janitor makes his rounds.” You urged him, earning a startled laugh from the man.

“Yes, ma’am.” He nodded, gripping himself and leaning a little more of his weight against you so he could notch right against your hole.

Your eyes fluttered closed when he pressed in, feeling him filling you up quicker than you expected but there was something about the burn that made you want more. So you didn’t protest, only gripping his shoulders tighter until he bottomed out.

Steve was watching your face the entire time, eyes struggling to stay open because fuck, the heat and the tightness of you gripping him made him feel like he’d died and entered the pearly gates of whatever heaven existed. The small hitches in your breathing was like music to him, and he longed for the day he could get you in his bed and fuck you properly until he had you moaning without the fear of being caught.

You were a loud one, that’s what he’d garnered from the one occasion you’d hooked up. But you were still holding back and he could tell by the way you gnawed at your lips and bit incomplete circles into his shoulders that did fuck all to silence your pretty sounds.

“That’s it, sweetheart.” He murmured in encouragement when he started thrusting, hips meeting yours in the awkward angle but he knew he was hitting something good and deep inside of you. It was written all over your face. “Clenchin’ up so nicely around me. What a pretty sight you are.”

“Steve.” You moaned, treading your fingers in the strands of his damp hair and bringing his mouth to yours in a sloppy kiss.

It was all teeth and tongue, noses bumping and teeth knocking but it made you weak in the knees all the same. You indulged yourself for a few moments, letting yourself get lost in his taste and touch before breaking the kiss, leaning your forehead against his and watching him through blurry eyes as he squeezed his eyes shut.

Seeing Steve lost in the feeling, hips working against yours and arms grabbing at you to keep you steady and hold you close was a marvel to see. You weren’t sure if you’d ever get tired of the little pinched expression on his face when something felt particularly good for him; How his mouth would drop open into a little O and his eyebrows would draw together. Kind of like how they did when he’d sit across from you at your desks while he struggled to read Spanish.

Your stomach was knotting up, the telltale sign of your end nearing and you let go of his shoulder with one hand to shove it between your bodies and hook your hand into your panties.

The touch of your fingers against your clit made you clench, which made Steve’s thrust stutter and his breath get punched out of him.

“Keep going,” he encouraged you, nodding his head and jostling your head in the process form where it was leaned against his. “Touch yourself for me, wanna feel you come.”

It was cliché, and ridiculous how fast you neared the edge of oblivion at the whispered words he was speaking against your mouth. They sounded so demanding, breathless and absolutely filthy.

There was a second of desperation where the two of you clung to each other, his hips bruising yours and his hands no doubt leaving marks as he pulled you tight to his body. Your hand cramped up and you had just enough time to lean toward his shoulder and bite down before you were sent over the edge with a muffled shout.

You heard a distinct guttural moan, and you couldn’t tell if it was coming from you or Steve thanks to the sound of the blood rushing in your ears. But you could absolutely feel how he buried himself inside of you and let himself go, your already sensitive body shaking where it was slumped against his.

There was no telling who was holding up who, but you suspected that he was doing the brunt of the work because you couldn’t feel your fucking legs and your mouth was still open against his shoulder. You picked your head up when your senses slowly started seeking back into your body, making a sound in your throat when you realised that you’d been drooling.

Steve tilted his head to the side at the noise, gaze following yours and he let out an exhausted laugh.

“Is it weird if I find that hot?” He asked, voice hoarse and low and you laughed.

“Shut up,” you winced as he slowly let your leg back down on the grimy floor, slipping out of you in the process. “Oh, gross.”

Steve snorted, cupping a hand against your cheek and pressing a kiss against the side of your head. You bit back a smile at the tender gesture, busying yourself with adjusting your underwear so you didn’t have to look at him.

He didn’t say anything as the both of you got cleaned up as best you could, redressing yourselves and you didn’t want to chance a glance at him just yet. You didn’t know what you’d find written on his face; whatever emotion or expression it would hold. You weren’t quite ready to face it just yet.

You watched his back as he walked up to the door, eyebrows raising in amusement when he cracked the door open and peeked outside into the hallway. He must’ve deemed it clear, because he slid it open and stepped to the side, reaching a hand out to gesture you to get a move on.

You didn’t waste any time to slip back outside again, the hallway feeling much cooler than the stifling confines of the documentation room. There was nothing you craved more than a shower at that moment, feeling sticky all over. And the fact that you were absolutely ruining what was left to salvage of your underwear.

“Are we still on for that beer?” Steve asked, distracting you from your wandering thoughts and you glanced at him from the corner of your eye.

His hair was looking worse for wear, cheeks flushed and lips bitten raw and pink. There was no way that anyone could take a look at you and not think that you’d been screwing each others brains out. You almost feared looking in a mirror, afraid of what you’d find in terms of marks and scratches.

“I hope you have some at your place because all I have is milk.” You replied, earning a small shoulder bump from the man next to you.

“I’ve got you.” He opened the door leading the way out to the street. “Besides, I’ve got better fans in my apartment.”

You couldn’t argue with that. Yours was only days away from falling apart into pieces. You just hoped that yours wouldn’t break down tonight when this heatwave was still active and raging. You’d actually cry.

Steve unlocked his door and opened the passenger door for you, regarding you with a look in his eyes that made you stop in your tracks.

“What?”

“Would you wanna stay over tonight?” He asked, forehead wrinkling and your eyebrows raised.

He looked almost nervous. Uncertain. Like he didn’t know whether you were going to blow him off or take him up on his offer. It made you pause as you searched his face, and you didn’t know why you suddenly felt an overwhelming rush of adoration but it made your knees shake a little.

“You mean sleep in your bed?” You asked, voice lilting into a teasing tone and it made Steve smirk.

You watched him tilt his head back and forth, as if he was unsure but the smile on his lips was playful and it made you feel a little giddy.

“Amongst other things.” He replied and you laughed.

“Scandalous.”

Steve narrowed his eyes, tongue in cheek as he struggled to refrain from smiling too big. You turned and started to climb into his truck, the sound of a loud smack making you let out a loud yelp. You didn’t even register the slight pain in your asscheeks until you’d turned fully and sat down on the seat; Realising that he’d just slapped you.

“You’re a sleaze, y’know that?” You glared at him, but Steve only grinned like he was proud of himself.

He pushed the door open even wider and crowded your space, sliding his hands up your cheeks to cup them and bring your face to his. You blinked up at him, a little breathless at the sight of his blue eyes so close up to yours.

“You still like me, don’t you?” He murmured, corner of his lips tugging and you couldn’t help but press a kiss against it; Watching it transform into a smile.

“Just a little.” You lied, earning a longer kiss from him.

“I’ll take that.”

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kinktober - day 15: phone sex // l.s18

Lance Stroll x Fem!Reader 

Warnings: mentions of nudes/scandalous pictures, sexting, phone sex, mutual masturbation (sorta), lowkey giving sub lance but not really lmao, is it really any fun if you don’t make him blush

Word Count: 1,709

Author’s Note: this is one of my favs so far :) my plan to turn you all into lance girlies is working // also this one is super dialogue heavy as is it a phone call basically lmao sorry!

kinktober 2022 masterlist 

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Too many timezones to keep track, Lance misses you too much not to call. 

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aren’t i supposed to be happy now? part 8

ln x fem teammate!reader 

intro    part 1    part 2    part 3    part 4    part 5    part 6    part 7 

so here is part 8!! i hope you enjoy, this was an interesting part to write, so i’m curious to see what you guys think, like i quite literally crave validation lmao. thank you so much for the continued support for this fic, i am so so so grateful!! lemme know what you think <333 

warnings: 18+!! swearing, sickening fluff, a bit of angst for good measure, smut that’s not really smut (some touchy feeling here and there hehe), a silverstone-esque crash 

7.2k words 

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Movie Night Cuddles

Pairing - Mick Schumacher x Reader (fem!singer!reader)

Fandom - F1

Summary- its in the title really 🤍

Warnings - tooth rotting fluff really

Getting to spend time with your boyfriend was a rare occurrence indeed, because he was a F1 driver, and that meant he was traveling half the time, and training for the other half. So when summer break came along, he leapt at the opportunity to spend some time with your family, since you had spent Christmas with his.

That's how he ended up here, cuddling on a beanbag in your parents house, you settled comfortably on his lap, the new disney movie Luca playing on the big screen in the theater room you had designed for your parents.

Sitting behind him on the couch were your little nieces and nephew, a massive bowl of popcorn on their little toy table, all enthralled by the characters on the screen, the occassional cries of "look auntie y/n!! they're super cute but scary monsters!" or "ooh, can we eat that green pasta too?" or the general little comments of excitement that had the both of you chuckling to yourselves.

Smiling softly to yourself, you couldn't help the wide smile breaking across your face as mick conversed with your little nieces and nephew, promising them that he'd cook some of the tasty green pasta for them (you had snorted at that, earning a reproachful look from mick as he faked intense sadness at your scorn at his cooking)

Considering how energetic the little ones could be, it was a wonder they were still watching the movie peacefully. Your sister and brother in law were out for the night with your parents, leaving you and your excellent-at-handling-kids boyfriend to babysit them.

So far, there had been no emergencies and it was surprisingly smooth going.

Leaning forward to press a kiss to your head, mick leaned down to whisper in your ear, "think we've tired them out yet?"

Turning to look over your shoulder, you saw the youngest of the lot trying to put popcorn in her older sister's hair, who was so intrigued by the movie she hadn't noticed her little sister's shenanigans.

With a yelp, you jumped up from your spot, grabbing the bowl of popcorn away from her mischievous little hands, trying your hardest not to melt at the cheeky grin on her face.

"No no no, baby, we don't put popcorn in other people's hair" you scolded softly, stroking her hair as you spoke. "no no no" was her sweet reply, shaking her head the same way you did, making you mentally awe at the sight.

"Why were you trying to put popcorn in her hair?" Mick asked from his spot, turning around with an amused smile on his face, laughing when the little girl giggled and buried her face in your hair.

"Ssshhh we're trying to watch a movie!" your nephew exclaimed, pouting slightly at the disruption.

"Sorry bud, we'll quiet down now" mick replied, reaching up to softly ruffle his curls.

Smiling quietly to yourself you couldn't help but melt at how mick handled your nephew. He was so kind and gentle, with everyone he met, and you couldn't help but feel so lucky to have someone as caring and loving as him in your life.

Moving back to return to your cuddling, you gently set your little niece down, only for her to whine and cling to you even harder. "No!" she said adamantly, little fingers tightening their grip on your shirt, burying her head in your chest.

Laughing softly, you carried her to the beanbag, moving back to your original place on mick's lap, closing your eyes softly when he ran his fingers through your hair and pressed a gentle kiss to your forehead, before securing his arms tightly around the both of you.

When she began to snuggle into you even deeper, hand moving to clutch at your hair, you could tell in a few minutes she would be out like a light. Mick seemed to notice too, quitely leaning over to grab her 'blankie' and her stuffed dinosaur, gently wrapping the blanket around her little form.

He leaned down to press a soft kiss to her cheek, and your heart seemed to melt into a little puddle on the floor when she, in her half asleep daze, reached for him around you.

Settling into a comfortable position that ensured the both of you had mick, you hummed her favourite song softly, rocking forwards and backwards slowly, as her breathing eventually evened out and slowed slightly, eyes shut and a little smile on her lips.

"We should make on of these" mick whispered in your ear, smiling softly at you.

"you want to have a baby hmm?" you smirked back softly, tilting your chin upwards to meet his lips in a soft kiss.

"Yep" he replied, mumbling against your lips, making sure not to wake up the sleeping toddler.

"Eww gross!" Your nephew shouted from behind you, making the two of you break apart.

"Ssh, baby, and whats gross?" you asked, checking to make sure she was still asleep.

"Kissing!" was his childish reply, as you feigned shock at his reply, while mick laughed and shook his head softly.

"Kissing is not gross bud" he explained softly. "I kiss you aunty to show her i love her, and there's nothing gross about loving someone is there? i'm sure your mommy gives you and your sister kisses too, those aren't gross aren't they?" he continued, watching his reaction softly.

"Thats not gross, i love goodnight kisses!" the older girl piped up, finally tearing her eyes away from the movie

"hey, i love them too!" your nephew chirped up, "more than you like them!" he said, sticking his tongue out at his sister.

Before any tantrums could be thrown, mick scooped up the little girl on your lap, gently, so as to not wake her. Winking softly at you, he mouthed a "your turn" in your direction, earning a playful glare from you.

"Alright kids, you can both love goodnight kisses just as much as the other" you said patiently, turning off the movie and gathering up the snack bowls in your hands.

"Now if the both of you brush your teeth and get into bed in 10 minutes, i'll come and read you a story" you concluded

"will you give us kisses too?" was their chorused reply, making you giggle softly.

"yes, darling, i will give you kisses"

"can uncle mick come too?" your nephew asked softly, looking at your boyfriend, who had just come back from tucking in the little toddler, earning a soft laugh from the man.

"of course i will, now go and brush those teeth and we'll be there in a minute" he said, reaching down to ruffle his hair, moving back to wrap his arms around your waist as the pair of them chattered off to the bathroom

"maybe we should have some babies" you whispered softly.

"yes we should, not right now, but a little late for sure" he mumbled, resting his chin on the top of your head, smiling as you nodded in agreement

"i love you" you mumbled softly, tilting your head back to kiss him again.

"i love you too, meine liebe"

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a/n - comments and feedback are always appreciated, and i hope you liked it!! special thanks to @e16leclerc for helping me with this, thank you hun 🤍

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The Sister (Javier Peña x reader) - Part 17 - Colonel Pinzón

"Good morning, my love," Javi woke you up the next morning.

You opened your eyes, but closed them immediately after because the sun was shining in your face.

"Ugh," you groaned. "Can't we just stay in bed?," you asked Javi and snuggled closer t him.

Javi put his arms around you and gently stroked your arm. He then lifted his hand and caressed your face gently placing a kiss on your lips.

"I wish we could, mi amor, but we've got work to do," Javi reminded you.

"I know," you said and sighed. "I just wished we didn't."

"Me too."

Suddenly, there was only silence. Neither of you wanted to say anything or move, because it was rare for you to have moments like these together where you could just enjoy each other's company.

"You know what?" Javi asked you.

You sleepily lifted your head and turned to look at him.

"We should take a trip," Javi suggested.

"A trip?" you repeated.

"Yes, a trip. Not right now, of course," Javi clarified.

"Maybe we could take a few days off in a few weeks and we could forget all about Escobar for just a little while."

"That does sound really intriguing," you admitted. "But you know just as well as I do that the son of a bitch Escobar would still be on our minds the entire time because we still haven't caught him. Also, Steve would kill us if we left him doing our work on his own."

"Yeah, you're probably right," Javi sighed.

"But, let's make a deal then," you suggested and held out your pinkie. "I promise that you and I will go and leave this shitty place as soon as we catch Escobar to go somewhere."

Javi intertwined his pinkie with yours and started grinning.

"So, where would you like to go then?" Javi asked you deep in thought.

"Hmm. Honestly, I don't really care as long as our trip involves you, me and a whole lot of us being naked." Javi chuckled in response. "Obviously."

"What do you think?" you asked Javi. "Anything come to mind?"

"I don't know," Javi admitted. "Somewhere warm with a beach."

Suddenly, there was a knock on Javi's apartment door.

"You guys ready soon? We need to get goin'," Steve yelled.

You and Javi both groaned as you were both still laying in his bed.

"Well, maybe somewhere your brother can't bother us," Javi stated annoyed. You just shook your head and laughed.

You loved your brother with every ounce of your heart, but it was true though. He constantly interrupted moments that you and Javi shared.

It was already pretty rare for you to be able to have them in the first place. You really didn't need to constantly be interrupted by your brother.

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After Steve scolding you for taking so long to get ready, you were finally on your way.

Things were about to get very different and that very soon.

Now that there was no more 'la catedral', the next stop was Carlos Holguín.

You were currently driving to the old police academy that had been repurposed as ground zero in the search for Escobar. If someone asked you, it was exactly stuff like this that showed how many people wanted to have Escobar caught and put behind bars. Or dead. To many that didn't really matter anyways.

"So who is it that we're gonna have to talk to once we get there?" you asked your two partners in the front seats of the car.

"Colonel Pinzón," Steve answered. "From what I've hard he is a big fan of the US, so we hopefully won't have a problem with him"

"Just because he's a fan if the US, doesn't mean that he's a fan of us," Javi answered Steve. "So play nice."

"Did you hear that, (Y/N). Play nice," Steve warned you jokingly. You just scoffed.

Yes, there were times where you could lose your temper but never without reason.

"Haha, very funny Steve," you said sarcastically. "I'm just a very passionate person."

"Some people call it passionate, others call it aggressive and crazy..."

"Oh, shut up," you said and laughed.

Once the three of you arrived at the building, two officers led you to the office of Colonel Pinzón. One of them kept looking at you weirdly which is why you gave him your best 'fuck-off'-face you could manage.

The two officers opened the door to Pinzón's office and you entered. You took a seat next to Steve and waited for someone to start talking. This was just one of the moments where you preferred to be a bit more quiet since Pinzón gave you a weird vibe.

"Agents Peña and Murphy, it's very nice to meet you. And who's that? Did you bring secretary?" Pinzón asked and you honestky couldn't tell if he was being serious or not.

You sighed. Yes, it wasn't everyday that you saw a female agent working for the DEA, but it also wasn't news either. People should've gotten used to it by now and honestly, you were quite sick of those sexist comments.

Deciding to have a little fun of your own you said "Oh yes. García is the name. I'm just here in case one of those two here needs something. Like a coffee. Or a foot rub," you joked. The man laughed, now seemingly understanding that you also were an agent. "I should suggest that to my secretry," Pinzón answered and laughed.

"Jokes aside, I'm agent García. It's a pleasure to be working with you, Colonel," you introduced yourself and shook his hand.

"Likewise," he answered.

"Let's get straight to it then," Pinzón continued. "As a courtesy to your government, I'm allowing you to participate in this manhunt. But... I set the limits and all decisions rest with me. If this condition is unacceptable, take it up with the president," Pinzón said as he stood up and started walking out of his office. You, Javi and Steve quickly followed him.

"Of course, Colonel. I hope we didn't get off on the wrong foot," Javi answered.

"Not at all. Every operation needs a well-defined hierarchy," Pinzón stated as he led you to a different part of the building.

After a bit of walking you reached a room in which there were two desks with dozens of stacks of papers and files on top of them.

"I hope this will be an adequate space for you to do your work." he said and looked at you for confirmation.

The place you had been given was an absolute dump, but of course you weren't allowed to show that, so you just nodded with a slight smile on your face.

"What, you're talking about this? This-" Steve started, but you quickly hit him with your elbow to stop him from continuing his sentence.

"This is more than adequate," Javi continued for him. "Gracias Colonel." And with that Colonel Pinzón left.

"Ow, what was that for?" Steve whisper-yelled at you.

"You, of course couldn't shut your mouth again, so I had to stop you some way," you answered.

"But this place is a dump. How are we supposed to work here properly?" Steve questioned.

"Honestly, i don't know, but seeing that they've assigned us to that shit hole, they already don't like us much, so we should just try and get on their good side." you told him.

"(Y/N) is right. Working here isn't going to be a piece of cake. We can count ourselves lucky if they share any intel with us at all." Javi continued.

"So what if they don't share their intel with us. We just gonna leave then?" Steve asked.

"Well, I have my ways of getting information," you said with a smirk on your face.

"And that would be?" Javi asked you with a dubious look on his face.

"I'm a woman, Javi. And as a woman I have certain assets that I can use to my advantage. Let's just leave it at that," you said and chuckled.

"Wait, I thought only Javi slept with others to get information," Steve said which might have been intended to be a joke.

"Gross, I don't sleep with them. I occasionally just get them drunk and flirt with them, and bam: they tell you everything you want to know," you said and shrugged.

"I have to say, I don't like the sound of that at all," Javi said with a stern look on his face.

"Oh c'mon. It's just for work. And we all profit from the information," you answered, but Javi kept the stern look on his face.

"Oh baby, don't be mad. You're still the only one for me," you said and winked at him. Javi just chuckled.

"Wait? How many times have you done that?" Steve asked you.

"Hmm. I guess I used to do that quite a lot," you answered and saw Steve looking at you weirdly.

"Well, you try being a woman in the DEA. Nobody tells me anything," you continued.

"Alright. I'm not judging," Steve laughed.

After a moment of silence, you decided that it would be a good idea to start sorting through the files. Maybe there actually was something useful. You looked at one of the files and looked at its date.

"Guys?" you asked. Javi and Steve looked at you with confused looks on their faces.

"This one's from 1962," you told them and threw it in the corner.

"Oh god," Steve stated and ran a hand through his hair.

"(Y/N), with this mess you might have to do a whole lot more than just flirt." Steve told you which earned him an angry look from Javi.

"I was just joking," Steve said nervously.

"I hope it will stay a joke, because this is just crap. But if it comes down to it, it'll be our last resort." you said and shrugged.

Hopefully the next days were going to be a lot more successful.

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The Ultimate Maurice Compte Fic List  (but probably not)

*The assumption here is that everything is NSFW 18+ (my stuff certainly is), ‘cuz I’m too lazy to sort it. 

My Nonsense:

Horacio Carrillo (Narcos)

At Your Doorstep (pt1) 

Atop the Office (pt2)

Out and About (pt3)

Mood music * Breathing by Lifehouse

My Weekend with Horacio (Head Canon)

Tummy ache (Head Canon)

Happy Anniversary (Quickie)

Milk and Anger

Christmas Shopping (Ask) 

Christmas Sweater (Ask)

Diego Jimenez (Power - Starz)

The Caged Bird Moans (pt1)

The Caged Bird Moans (pt2)

The Caged Bird Moans (pt3)

The Caged Bird Moans (pt4)

The Caged Bird Moans (pt5)

The Caged Bird Moans (pt6)

Mood music * Prisoner by Raphael Lake, Aaron Levy, Daniel Ryan Murphy

Secretary (quickie) 

Halloween (Ask)

Shower (quickie)

Wet (Ask)

Remote control (Ask)

Secret Santa (Ask)

Mistletoe (Ask)

Esteban (There is a New World Somewhere)

When it Rains it Pours

Mood music * All I Wanna do is Make Love to You by Heart (don’t judge me!)

Lockscreen (Ask)

Chances (pt1) 

Chances (pt2)

Tinsel (Ask)

All/Other Characters

First Kiss (Head Canon)

Tattoos (Head Conon)

Heaven and Hell (Diego AND Horacio)

Good Morning (Some Cop Character)

Mood music * Banana Pancakes by Jack Johnson

A Hero’s Welcome (Charlie Gutierrez - E-Ring)

Dictator Daddy (Tavo Barros - The Last Ship)

Strays (Ask)

Birthday Surprise (Ask)

Characters as Kids (Pictures)

Bonding (Dr. Price -  Perfect)

Nude Photo (Head Canon)

Lost (Ask)

MC to all (’Twas the Night Before Christmas)

High Quality Content from my soulmates people who are awesome:

All Characters

So much great stuff… [ @chelsfic ] 

Amazing Assortment of Characters! [ @lettherebrelight ]

Diego Jimenez (Power - Starz)

Princess Series + No Shame (AU) [ @1zashreena1]

Garrote Series [ @heresathreebee ] 

Horacio Carrillo

Olive Branches Series [ @mandoplease ]

No More than a Name for Yearning [ @damndamer0n ]

(Head Canons) [ @damndamer0n ] 

Aren’t You Tempted + (masterlist) [ @cobbvader ]

Dissolve Me [ @goldafterglow]

Ain’t it a Gentle Sound (the Rolling in the Graves) [ @hansoulo ] 

(Some Head Canons) [ @huliabitch]

Reputation [ @pedropasscals ] 

You Should Have Known Better + more + more [ @justrunamok ] 

House Keys & Cocktail Umbrellas [ @javierpenaspinkshirt ] 

(Various Yummy) [ @moonglowcarrillo ]

Lines Crossed [ @enamoured-x ]

Pain, with Love [ @peachebunnys ]

Treading Water [ @jetiikad ] 

Uncertainty [ @ergotautology ]

Solace [ @lalotes ]

A Need so Great [ @downwiththeficness ] 

Paper, Scissors, Rank [ @kid-from-new-zealand ]

Put Your Hands in Mine [ @autumnleaves1991-blog ]

Surprise Surprise + Alone for Christmas + Shopping [ @nineteenninety-six ]

(Heads Canon) [ @thesolotomyhan ]

Not Even Death Could Stop Me [ @shadow-assassin-blix ]

It Took Some Time To Get There  [ @thelastofherblood ] 

Middlemen + Others [ @youvebeenlivingfictional ]

Never Let Me Go [ @ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa ]

mi ángel [ @meshlamando​ ]

Objectos de Deseo  + imagines  [ @massivecolorspygiant ]

shirts [ @flightlessangelwings ]

mi-corazón [ @steeeeeeeviebb ]

Yes, Colonel + [ @artemiseamoon ]

Righteous + HCs [ @maharani-radha-writes ]

Stress Relief [ @fave-fanfic-for-now ]

Guerra [ @symbiont13 ]

Man Made of Stone [ @nocturnal-milk-dud ]

Whispers of You [ @a-dorin​ ]

Benny “Borracho” Megalon

Rooftop Rendezvous [ @heresathreebee ]

The Laundromat [ @heresathreebee ]

The Pool + More Benny [ @youvebeenlivingfictional ]

imagines [ @massivecolorspygiant ]

Brasa

In the Blood + In the Bond [ @downwiththeficness ]

Juan

Early Mornings [ @xxidontwikeitxx ]

Esteban

Pizza  [ @lettherebrelight ]

KJ

Alphabet [ @imagineredwood ]

Who did I forget? I’m very sorry if I did. Lemmie know!

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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The Sister (Javier Peña x reader) Part 16 - the lucky one

It was already late in the evening when you and Javi decided to go to the bar for a drink. In a way you wanted to celebrate that you were finally together and for once you wanted to forget about all the Escobar crab. All of the work had been piling up on you at the Embassy, and it was finally timo to relax a bit and to let off some steam.

Well, that didn't work out.

As Javi and you were ordering you drinks, he received a phone call. He excused himself and quickly answered. You tried reading his expression to try and guess what the conversation was about, but he was too hard to read.

"Fuck," Javi said as he sat back down.

"What's wrong? What happened?" you asked him quickly.

"Escobar escaped," he answered.

"What? How?" you asked shocked. How on earth could he have escaped?

Javi quickly explained his knowledge on the topic to you, but you couldn't do anything but nod.

The one night that you didn't want to think about Escobar, he escapes from his own fucking prison.

And how he had managed to do so was beyond you. You knew that there were a lot of  corrupt soldiers and officers in Colombia, but that they had let Escobar escape?

"Do you want me to call Steve?" you asked Javi. They just had somewhat of a fight, so you weren't sure if they even were on speaking terms anymore.

"No. I'll do it," he answered gently and started dialing Steve's number. There was a long pause.

"Murphy," Javi started. "Escobar's out," pause. "He's fucking out. He took Sandoval hostage during the siege and when the army went in...he escaped. Walked right out," Javi continued.

After a short pause, Javi put the phone away.

"Let's go," Javi said and took your hand in his. "We're going to meet Steve in 10 minutes," he informed you.

You sighed. This could be a long night.

After you picked up Steve you drove to the Embassy. The atmosphere during the drive was awkward and the tension could be cut with a knife. You turned around to take a look at Steve who was sitting in the backseat. He looked rough and exhausted.

Last time you saw him he looked a lot better.

If you had to guess, you'd probably guess that he and Connie had fought again. That was something that seemed to be happening a lot more often between the two lately.

You quickly discarded your thoughts and decided that now was not the time to ask your brother any personal questions. You were just going to have to do that later.

Once you were at the Embassy, you needed to come up with a plan. President Gaviria was willing to go door to door in order to finally catch Escobar.

Javi and Steve, however, couldn't seem to agree on anything which made coming up with a plan a lot harder.

Javi and Steve were bickering back and forth to a point that you decided that you couldn't take it anymore.

"Alright, that's enough," you told them. "Agent Murphy, Agent Peña. It would be nice if you could put your personal issues aside for just one moment so that we can finally come up with a plan. We all have the same goal which is to catch Escobar," you paused and looked at them. "I'm going to get myself a cup of coffee and when I'm back, you two have either talked about the issues you two have or you have decided to just stop fighting, okay?" you asked them to which they nodded.

You passed Javi as you were leaving the room who leaned closer to you.

"That was unbelievable hot right now," he whispered so that Steve couldn't hear.

"I know," you told him smirking and left the room.

Once you came back, Steve and Javi seemed to have finally agreed on a plan that you were going to pursue.

Gaviria was going to search for Escobar. He was willing to knock on every single door in Medellín if it was necessary.

You and your two partners wanted to be part of it.

So it was decided that you would drive to la Catedral first thing in the morning to get the job done and to see if there was any valuable information you could use.

It was as simple as that. Wasn't it? Well, guess again.

After a short night at your apartment you, Steve and Javi met up early in the morning and drove out to Medellín.

The ride was a lot less awkward than the last one which raised your hopes that the two had finally made up and talked about the 'incident'. You didn't want to ask though.

As you were driving to Escobar's prison to search it, you were stopped by a colombian officer.

"Agent Murphy, Agent Peña and Agent García. DEA," he informed the officer as he was holding up his badge.

"I understand you're from the DEA, but I have to ask Colonel Pinzón. Wait one moment," he told you.

"Who's this Colonel Pinzón? Ever heard of him?" you asked Javi and Steve, but they both didn't have an idea either.

You watched the officer and the Colonel interact, but it didn't look like they were going to let you in.

"Well, looks like we're not invited to the dance," Javi said.

Finally the officer came back. "Gentleman, señora, wait here for a moment. We'll let you in once the area is secured, understood?" he said and walked away.

"Yeah, you mean when nothing's left inside," Steve scoffed.

"Great, this is just great," you sighed. "Why does this always happen to us? They probably won't leave any good evidence for us to find,"

"We'll find something," Steve assured you, but you weren't convinced.

I swear, you gotta go undercover here if you ever want to get any real information in Colombia, you thought.

You sighed. You hated having to wait. You hated that you couldn't go into the prison and look for any valuable information.

Impatience might not be the best trait for an agent, but let's be honest, who'd rather like to wait than just do it and get the job done. Especially considering that there's a drug lord on the loose.

"Do you think we'll find anything inside?" you asked the two men in the front seats.

"I don't know," Steve answered while running a hand through his hair. "If they've left anythin' at all for us, maybe."

"Let's look at the positive side here," Javi spoke up. You looked at him with an unsure look on your face. "We'll finally get to see the fortress that señor Escobar has build himself." Javi continued.

You laughed. "Yeah, I can't wait to see where Escobar and his men entertained all of their whores," you said sarcastically.

Both Steve and Javi laughed.

Even though the three of you couldn't really do anything at the moment but wait, you were grateful for moments like these. The moments where you could just laugh with the two people that you love the most. It made all of the other crap you have to endure on a daily basis worth it.

And catching the bad guys of course.

After another hour had passed, you were finally allowed to go inside.

"Fucking finally," you whispered as you entered the prison.

As you were walking towards Escobar's office, you could tell that the colombian officers had already turned the place upside down which eliminated your hopes of actually finding something useful.

Escobar's office was actually pretty big and not at all like what you had imagined. But, the again, Escobar had never failed to surprise you so far.

Javi, Steve and you were going through the shelves in his office taking anything that looked like it might be helpful or important.

You eyed Javi from the side and saw that he was going through a book of some sort that had been made by Escobar. Javi turned the pages quickly and you smiled slightly.

One of the things that you admired most about Javi was how dedicated he was to his work. Of course, he likes to goof around a lot which is something you love about him even more, but you also loved how determined he was to catch Escobar. And on a side note, you found it really hot.

"This and 'Mein Kampf'," Javi said looking at you and Steve. This quickly made you snap out of your thoughts.

"Are you really comparing Escobar to Hitler?" you asked Javi and chuckled.

"Well, what can I say? Two classics of 20th century literature," Javi responded to which you just shook your head laughing.

"Yeah, what do you think the rent's like? I'm thinking about moving in?" Steve asked jokingly.

You heard Javi chuckle.

In a weird way, going through all of Escobar's stuff and belongings was kind of fun. It gave you a better sense of who he was as a person and from what you could see, you could tell that he was all messed up and not a man you would ever want to know, even if he wasn't involved in drug trafficking.

"Hey, Javi, you think the, uh...the Hague would want a couple of these?" Steve asked Javi.

You quickly turned to see that Steve was showing Javi a picture of a naked woman, ehm, posing and pleasing herself. You rolled your eyes.

"How are you not wearing rubber gloves touching that shit, man?" Javi asked Steve and chuckled.

"Ewww," you said and scrunched up your nose. "You two," you said and pointed at both of them "are disgusting," you said jokingly and shook your head.

"Well, that's not fair," Steve answered. "It's not my magazine. Tell that to Escobar"

"Believe me, I will when I catch that bastard," you told him. "And that's a promise."

You continued going through Escobar's stuff, but none of you found anything useful. Nothing that might indicate where Escobar might have been headed. Nothing about his plans.

"Look, I think I found something that might help," Javi told you and Steve.

You quickly went over to where he had sat down and you waited for him to show you what it was.

Javi grabbed something and hid behind the table. When he came back up, he was wearing one if Escobar's weird hats.

"Oh gosh," you said and burst out laughing. "You look ridiculous," you told him.

"That's how he wears it," Javi said and held up a magazine with a photo of Escobar and his hat next to his face.

Steve chuckled and took a picture of Javi as he posed with the hat and the magazine.

"Alright, I'll go downstairs and see if there's anything useful there," Steve told you and left the room.

You proceeded to go over to Javi who was still sitting in Escobar's chair and you sat down in his lap.

"You okay?" Javi asked you as he wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you even closer to him.

"Yeah, I just wish we had found something," you told him honestly. "I feel like I might go insane soon if we don't catch him"

"We'll find something, mi amor, don't worry. And in the mean time we've got each other to keep us sane," he told you and pressed a kiss on your lips.

"I-" you started but paused.

"You what?" Javi asked you and urged you to go on.

"Nothing," you said. "I'm just glad that I've got you,"

"Mi amor, I'm the lucky one. Believe me," Javi told you and kissed you passionately.

For a moment you forgot that you were still at work.

"Now let's go please. I don't even want to imagine all of the things Escobar has done in this room," you told Javi and led him out of the room.

"Absolutely disgusting," Javi agreed.

"Let's go home so that we can do some stuff that would just be too inappropriate to do here," Javi told you suggestively.

"That sounds like a good plan"