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Superboy (1994) #85
isn't she so dreamy?? <3
#excuse me connor?#you feel so WHAT?#mood tho#cass could punch me and I'd apologize for getting her hands dirty#cassandra cain#black bat#conner kent#superboy
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Happy pride! Graysons an ally and supports brucebat..
Based off the Lego Batman where Graysons happy because he thinks he has two dad's
#brucebat canon frfr#-dick grayson at some point probably#he's just a silly little guy#dc comics#dick grayson#bruce wayne
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Bruce: Google, how to return your adopted children?
12 year old Jason: I have to figure out a joke to tell in class tomorrow at school
Jason: [turns to Bruce] I guess I could just bring you, B
Bruce: ...
17 year old Dick: HA! RESPECT!
[Dick and Jason high-five]
#bruce wants a refund#bruce is so done#alfred is laughing in the back#kid jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson
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Now this. This is how siblings act.
I like to think that out of Dick and Jason, Jason is the one who's constantly bugging the other.
Like, resurrection, crime lord era, him vs the bats, yada yada yada, but now they're all good. So obviously, this means that Jason has to bother Dick. He has to. It's required by law.
So, Jason will randomly travel a good hour or so just to break into Dick's apartment and raid his fridge. Dick won't even be home. So he ends up coming back later with Jason passed out on his bed. There's snack wrappers everywhere. The bathroom carpet is wet and his shampoo bottle is significantly lighter. The TV is still on. And his brother is hogging his bed. He has to sleep on the couch of his own home.
Or Dick will be doing some work in the Batcave, and Jason will just get the urge to go bother him. So he walks down to the cave, finds Dick at the computer, and just starts poking him. He doesn't stop when Dick looks at him with frustration. When he's satisfied, he just turns around and leaves.
Dick is on a stakeout and just waiting for the perfect moment to jump these dealers, when all of a sudden, Jason plops down next to him, sipping a Dr. Pepper. The criminals get away. Jason does not help. He just sits and watches.
Dick needs a break. Maybe a spa day.
#biblically accurate sibling relationship#lmao#they're siblings your honor#jason todd#dick grayson#batfam#dc#am i relating to dick in this post?#yes#in a personal level
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Leslie *after dealing with yet another bat-induced medical crisis*: I am getting too old for this bullshit.
Damian: excuse me, Dr. Tompkins. I was hoping to speak with you privately if you had a moment. You see I've recently become interested in entering the medical field and was wondering-
Leslie: why hello there, retirement plan.
Damian: what?
Leslie: Hm? Oh, never you mind. Now come along, child and I will teach you everything I know. With no ulterior motives whatsoever.
#Bruce: You stole my Robin!!#i love this idea#damian taking over dr. tompkins is my new hc#damian wayne#dc#leslie thompkins#batfam
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Year One is one of the greatest comics featuring these two. Is just- <3
Some iconic Dick moments part 1

His elemental power is ✨️gymnast💫

You can take the kid out of the circus not the circus out the kid

Bruce looks so funny at the first panel and Dick like "so what :^"
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The way people flanderize these characters is honestly so painful. Like yeah, some of them might be a bit better than others in some stuff but all of their abilities are extremely high.
Look, I can understand if u try to highlight an ability to give each character a bit more of substance or their own traits in ur fanfic/story, but you DON'T have to put the others down to do so.
*taps microphone* is this thing on? Okay…
🎤 THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE ROBINS ARE SMART, GENIUSES IN FACT. THEY ARE IN A FAMILY OF DETECTIVES. THATS LIKE THEIR WHOLE THING. ALL OF THE ROBINS (AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM TOO) ARE CLEVER, STRATEGIC, AND CAPABLE, NOT JUST TIM. (No hate to my boy Tim, though. I love Tim.) YES, EVEN THAT ONE. Thank you. 🎤
#no Dick Grayson is not an idiot#yes all the Batgirls are at the same level as the Batboys#Tim is not the only one smart#yes Jason and Damian are able to rationalize#no they're not just an angry mess#flanderization is a pain#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#opinion
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OMG YESYESYESYESYES
NEW COMIC LET'S GOOOOO
WERE GETTING A NEW COMIC!!!
OMG IT'S HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM
*my bro in the back* "sis calm down"
STAY FUCKING CALM
EVERYBODY CALM THE FUCK DOWN DOWN.
WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER COMIC IN JULY GUYS!!!
Don't believe me? See for yourself ---> !!!
From the website:
"In The Magical Mysteries of Shazam! by writer Steve Orlando (Supergirl, Martian Manhunter) and artist Giopota, Billy Batson has had to grow up fast. Life with Tawny, a talking tiger and also Billy’s adoptive uncle, is humble. It’s not always easy! Billy lives with Tawny’s other foster children, Darla, Pedro, and Freddy. Despite all he’s been through, Billy is willfully hopeful. In addition to all the struggles a blended foster family faces, Fawcett City isn’t exactly the safest place to live. It might be a fantastic, whimsical city full of both humans and talking animals, but it’s also got a monster problem—in fact, a Monster Society! Soon Billy is granted the ability to say a magic word and transform into a mighty hero! Fawcett City cheers its new champion—and little do they know, he’s one of their own. Or do they? Because Billy’s siblings are pretty sure they saw him turn into a full-grown superhero."
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MY THEORY BRAIN IS GOING WILD!!!
The monster society! The Shazamily, but missing both Mary and Eugene weirdly. Tawney being their adoptive parent!!
Guys hold me down, I think i'm about to explode!
#WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS#i wish mary was there too tho#but I'll happily take another comic of my boy#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#dc#shazamily
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Damian, trying out some new slang that Jon taught him: Tt. You aren't as sigma as you think you are.
Jason, that just happened to be passing by: I already know you suffered brain damage as a baby. You don't have to remind me every time you open your mouth.
#incorrect quotes#??? i think#I'm still not sure what falls in that category#crack post#this is me trying to be funny#damian wayne#jason todd#batfam#jason is sick of gen alpha slang#he thinks is killing the english language#damian then starts using it just to annoy his brother#fun fact: this is based on an interaction i had with my brother#robin#red hood
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i'm begging dc writers to start reading batman comics fr
Most of DC writers be like:
#the fact that this happens with almost all the batfam#but mostly batman and nightwing#or maybe is just the ones that i read more of#idk#i love complaining about this#prev tags>>#batman#dcu#dcu comics#dc universe#bruce wayne
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An idea in my mind.
#they're so silly#billy batson#tim drake#dc robin#red robin#dc heroes#captain marvel#shazam#justice league
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I wish Bruce was portrayed more often like this in canon. Being supportive with his children and treating them with love. You know, actually being a father to them. Instead, we have Bruce hitting his children for the 2937th time
When the Batkids all realise Bruce is so tooth rottingly supportive of his family, they start a competition to test just how far this support goes.
Jason makes tshirts with crude sayings and even cruder drawings on them.
Bruce wears them without question.
Tim makes an app that just tells you what your nut of the day is.
Bruce uses it everyday.
The rest of the clan try it themselves and only stop when Dick hires out a theatre and preforms a one man play slash interpretive dance for all the family.
Bruce is the only one to not pull out their phone or look bored even when the performance goes into its forth hour.
After that they realise there is no ceiling. They could do anything and Bruce will be behind them 100 percent.
#i LOVE super supportive!Bruce#we need more of him in canon#dc please stop making batman an idiotic abuser#he could have such a nice dynamic with his family :(#srry i just read the introduction to the spyral arc and bruce is so ooc and aggressive that it's painful#prev tags>>#tell me what you think each clan member would do to test bruce#batfam#batclan#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake
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Lois, talking about Clark and Bruce being together: it wasn't that difficult to figure out. after all, i'm just as much of a journalist as you are, and i didn't win my prizes for nothing
Clark, talking about his secret identity: i'm sorry you even had to find out all by yourself, but it was impossible for me to tell you the truth without risking your safety
Lois: i understand, the public these days can be rough towards the ones who just wish to see you happy and be a good friend
Clark: that's... well, that's also true, but i was talking about something else. you know, villains who might want to use you against me because they know we're close, or who might try to bribe you into talking about my... well, now you know
Lois: smallville, you don't have to worry about me. i know how to keep a secret and stand up for myself agains some loudmouth socialites. contrary, i'd be more concerned about your boyfriend spelling all the tea while he's drunk
Clark: my– lois, i don't have a boyfriend
Lois: what do you mean you don't have a boyfriend? what else were we talking about right now?
Clark, paling:
Lois:
Lois: clark, what the fuck were we talking about right now.
#omg the last tag lmao#imagine if clark eventually does realize that they're talking about different things#but it's been 4 months since they started this#he's too deep in#he can't back down now#or maybe lois figured it out first and confronts him#that makes a bit more sense imo#clark can be a bit dummy sometimes#prev tags>>#dc superman#dc batman#superbat#bruce x clark#clark kent#lois lane#lois and clark#they're besties your honor#humor#writing promt#i think this is the best way for lois to find out about superman and for clark to realize his feelings towards bruce#this is so random#dc incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#it would be even funnir for them to keep talking about it for months without realizing they're discussing different things
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bruce and dick, father and son? classic. batman and robin, partners in justice? exciting. bruce and dick, brothers with a huge age gap? more likely than you think.
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Jason: *loses in a game against bruce*
Bruce, patting his back: it’s alright son, let’s play again
Dick: *loses in a game against bruce*
Bruce: that’s for calling me old
Dick, screaming at Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?!
Duke, new to the fam, very concerned: what’s happening?
Tim: you don’t wanna know
Duke, nervous: …is it something really bad?
Tim, gravely: yes
Dick, shaking Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?! HOW COULD YOU DRINK MY SMOOTHIE?!
Duke:
Alfred: *pointedly looking at the broken window*
Bruce: dick did it
Dick, in space, on call with Alfred: i wasn’t even anywhere NEAR there
Cass: fuck!
Bruce: language
Steph: let my girl say fuck
Bruce: language.
TV playing in the background: ..nd SCORE! unfortunately, the Gotham Guardsmen have lost to Metropolis Metros once m—
Dick, from the couch: motherfUCKER
Bruce, angrily: metropolis BASTARDS
Cass:
Cass: not fair >:[
In a restaurant
Barbara: dick can you pass me the salt
Dick, with headphones on, not hearing her:
Barbara: dick? dick. dick!
Bruce: ill get it
Bruce: *reaches for the salt near dick’s plate*
Dick: *suddenly has his arms around his food, his fork clattering to the ground, their drinks spilling everywhere*
Bruce:
Dick:
Barbara:
Dick: ...in my defense these are some real good nachos
Dick: *waltzes inside bruce’s room, not saying anything*
Bruce: ...?
Dick: *looks at the pictures on the walls*
Bruce: can i help you??
Dick: *checks himself out in the mirror*
Bruce: please do that in your own room
Dick: *turns on the lights and rummages in the drawers*
Bruce: i already ate all the snacks there
Dick: *leaves* *doesn’t close the door*
Bruce:
Damian, also in the room:
Damian, in realization: jason got it from him
#i love this#I've always imagine bruce being young when he adopted dick#u know so the timeline would fit better#so this checks#this is how Teen Dad!Bruce and Dick's relationship would be in the future#no you can't change my mind#let them be brothers#bruce and dick#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#batfamily#batfam
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They are each other's anchor. They keep the other centered by giving them the sense of humanity, normalcy and understanding that they so often lose and crave for <3
You know what really gets me ? The fact that Bruce might be one of the only people who's ever seen Clark bleed up close, and Clark one of the few who's ever seen Bruce cry. They’re both symbols of strength but when they break, it’s the other who's there. And, in both cases, they can only hold each other tight.
#i love this#if u excuse me I'm gonna be reading this post over and over#bruce and clark complement each other#they're in love your honor#🗣️🗣️🗣️#superbat#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne
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More robstar doodles cause i'm in my titans era
#AAAAA STARFIRE LOOKS SO CUTE#I LOVE THEM#they're everything i want to be 🫶#prev tags>>#art#fanart#digital art#sketch#teen titans#dick grayson#koriand'r#robin teen titans#starfire teen titans#teen titans 2003#dickory#robstar#robin x starfire#dick x kory
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I absolutely love this fic, is amazing 💖
i cannot believe i missed superman day and realized it just now considering my birthday is on the same date HELLO😭😭😭
so here is a small WIP of something based on fanfiction i REread the other night as an OFFICIAL APOLOGY TO MY MAN🫡🫡🫡🫡
literally superbat is the only thing that’s keeping me from going insane
#the fact that i automatically recognized both the fic and the scene#i love how affronted clark looks lol#this fic is so good#u really should read it if u haven't#superbat#brucie wayne#batman#superman#clark kent#bruce wayne
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