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Every so often, someone will talk about Cartoons That Scarred Us, and Watership Down is always on that list.

Now I was probably the wrong age when I saw the movie and I read the book first , but every time I go "really? This one scared you? Did you see Plague Dogs?"

Because seriously, Watership Down is very unforgiving in it's "Rabbits have to fight in a world that wants to eat them" but Plague Dogs is just dark. There's not even a happy ending.

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You guys have never watched watership down or plague dogs and it shows

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Richard Adams, sitting down to write a book about cute little animals: i cant wait to traumatize this one with horrible, horrible visions 🥰

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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There’s an episode of family guy where the baby Stewie cross dresses and they do in fact discuss how he tucks (he puts a band aid over it)

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been getting big into the enemies to corpses dynamic

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do you think medieval customer service workers kinda hated public executions. like yeah man i'd love to come watch some people die but they've got me working the gallows rush at the tavern so fuck my stupid baka life i guess.

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lighting a cigarette off the rim of my guardian angel's halo and they have to watch and let me shorten my lifespan by smoking it even though they're assigned to protect me from harm. because of free will.

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Art fight attack on @snippit-crickit ! Titled this "orbital sunrise", after the phenomenon depicted loosely in the background. I love this character and was very excited to see you on AF this year so I had an excuse to draw him!

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sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real i would have seen it by now.” miss banks if you’re out there i am so sorry ma’am

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If god didn’t want me sucking dicks, then why is my throat so dick-shaped?

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Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!

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I would like for you to drink 1 water today, you can drink half a water now and the other half later if that's easier, take care of yourself please

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Silk is so beautiful. Thank you worms

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Thinks about how a guy got paid to say nothing but radda radda for the entire run of chowder

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