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Laughably Lame Batman Villains

Mr. Polka Dot 

Batman may very well be the most iconic comic book series of all time, but it also has some of the most ridiculous villains. Even some of Batman’s most recognizable foes are quite odd compared to the well developed characters seen in other comics like X-Men. Some of these villains are so terribly conceived that they’re just plain funny. Have a laugh and take a look at all 10 of these laughably lame Batman villains.

First up is Mr. Polka Dot, who first appeared in Detective Comics #300. This ridiculous villain has the ability to rip off the dots on his costume which them transform into a variety of devices like a buzz saw and a flying saucer.

Quote: “I’m NOT specked! I’m the Polka Dot Man.”

Calculator

Calculator first appeared in Detective Comics #463. He purposefully fought superheroes to learn their abilities using his costume that analyzes his opponents’ tactics. He later re-invented himself as the brains of the Secret Society of Super-Villains and became considerably less lame.

Quote: “Observe—as I calculate the answer!”

Crazy Quilt

Crazy Quilt first appeared in Boy Commandos #15. This guy was blinded after being shot by a fellow criminal and then regained his sight through an experimental procedure. The surgery unfortunately caused him to see only bright and vivid colors, which drove him to insanity. His powers come from his hypnotizing helmet that also projects laser beams and allows Crazy Quilt to see.

Quote: “From my fingers, I release fabulous symphonies of color!”

Ten-Eyed Man

Ten-Eyed Man made his first appearance in Batman #226. This war veteran was blinded in warehouse explosion and then gained sight through a procedure that allowed his fingers to act as eyes.

Quote: “I’ve got Batman dead in my sights!”

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Batman mourning Jason Todd by Jim Lee

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Just for fun, I decided to search the names of a few countries in Google Images. These are the first images which showed up which weren't maps or flags.

Canada

China

New Zealand

England

Germany

Australia

Japan

America

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I agree.

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fangirl challenge

6/50 male characters: Gabriel/The Trickster (Supernatural)

"Gabriel, okay? They call me Gabriel."

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#25

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My mother says I don't read enough anymore, since I haven't bought that many new books as of late.

Of course, she doesn't know about the hundreds of fanfics I go through ever month. If I ever printed them all out and made them into books I'd need a couple more book shelves. Granted I'd probably kill a whole forest just to get enough paper, but that's besides the point.

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Just wondering if anyone else caught the Flash Gordon references in Supernatural.

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Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers

SOURCE

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Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

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the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them

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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

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This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)