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kaiserin-erzsebet · 10 hours
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Do you ship it?
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reason: They shared true love's kiss, multiple times (but it was the 90's so just galpals)
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 19 hours
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@permanenthistorydamage
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 21 hours
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a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 22 hours
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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 2 days
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the devil is tempting me to rewatch Black Sails instead of reading for my field exams.
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 3 days
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Listen up all you horny Dracula fans
You have been given an unlimited budget and an unlimited run time to make your ideal adaptation of Dracula. You can be as faithful or unfaithful as you want, it's all up to you, with one caveat:
Dracula has to have a relationship, sexual or romantic or both, with one of the humans.
Now if I just made a poll right here, the answer would overwhelmingly be Jonathan Harker. Let's be real. Even if you don't personally ship it, he's the one Dracula spends the most time with, he's the one Dracula declares to be his and stares at while saying "I too can love," Jonathan's plot parallels so many damn "pretty lady with dangerous man" narratives like Bluebeard and Scheherazade and so on and so forth, it all writes itself
so I have removed him as a choice because I'm genuinely curious as to who your second choice would be and why
Personally my vote would be Lucy both because she's the only person who doesn't outright hate Dracula (mostly because she never met him while conscious) and also they're parallels to each other in some ways (he has the three brides, she has the three suitors, etc) but I would be interested to see what everybody else is shipping, give me your sexy vampire thesis
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 3 days
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 3 days
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"I love grad school" I say as I prepare a caffeinated beverage and stare into the middle distance.
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 3 days
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raspberry, mustard, cider -@iron--and--blood
Thanks! Again, I promise I don't bite. The worst thing I do is forget to respond.
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 3 days
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it’s funny, someone said I was “based” for calling the United States a foreign country, but…..that’s just what it is to the rest of the world! like it’s not a radical or provocative word choice, that’s literally just how the majority of people on earth view it
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 3 days
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 3 days
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My friend, seeing me walk out of my advisor's office 25 minutes after I said I was going to talk to him "for a minute" with a new book in hand: "So, how was your 'short' conversation?"
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 3 days
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mustard + cider 🧡💛
Aw, thanks.
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 3 days
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raspberry :')
I promise you can talk to me. I don't bite.
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 4 days
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i made my own<3
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