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Is it bad that I am proud of 4 hours of sleep

Sento

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Banjyou: It’s spoopy time

Sento: Please no, it’s only September

Banjyou: Spoopy

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Ow, I am literally getting appendicitis

Banjyou when he gets stumach aches

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Emu: Don’t blow that up you’ll get fired

Taiga: If I get fired it would be a mercy, I hate this job

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Emu, handing Hiiro a skittle: Eat this and guess what flavor it is!

Hiiro, eating the skittle: Discusting, must be grape

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Kazumi: What if everything in the world was free

Banjyou: Damn, that’s a lot of stuff

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Sento complaining about a weapon that malfunctioned: Theoretically it was supposed to go straight

Banjyou: Theoretically I was supposed to be straight and look how that worked out

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Emu: My goal in life is to find someone I’d happily die for

Taiga: Wouldn’t you happily die regardless?

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Sento: Hey, do either of you happen to be bilingual?

Kazumi: Bitch, I’m barely monolingual

Banjyou: I’m bisexual, is that the same thing?

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Sento looking at a picture of Katsuragi: Wow, I was kinda ugly

Banjyou: No you weren’t

Sento: What are you trying to make me feel better, the fact is I’m beautiful now and that’s what’s important

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Banjyou art, love my Bisexual Moron

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Tag yourself I’m tatobatatobatatoba

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Eiji: *Coughing*

Ankh: You don’t deserve the himlich

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Gentarou: Can I leave?

Yuki: Nothings stopping you, but we have a test

Gentarou: Don't want to get a zero, then I'll fail the class, don't want to do that, not today satan

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Evol, more like Evil

- Banjyou Ryuuga

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