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I’m thinking about the old fanfic I used to write in middle school. I still have it all and I think I might post the first one I wrote and the only one I finished. It’s a Gregor the Overlander oneshot AU in which Gregor dies instead of Aries would anyone be interested?

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How do you know what my therapist has been saying

Can we please stop associating being a good person with how much you’re willing to suffer in silence for other people? You can be a kind person and still say “no, I don’t have the time/energy to help you with that.” You can be a kind person and still say “this makes me uncomfortable, please stop.” You can be a kind person and still say “I disagree and here’s why.” You can be kind and still say “I’m not okay with this.” Being kind is about treating people with kindness and respect, not about being the human equivalent of a doormat!

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my mans running animation only got two frames

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Alright good omens fanart has to be made

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I fucking love telling people nice things.

If you read this, go tell someone something nice. Text them. Whatever. I'm serious.

Be an unexpected, positive break in everything that's going on in this world.

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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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when you press the button the world gets 1% funnier every time

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Coño don limpio

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Literally screaming over how fucking adorable they are

Venom space knight but with Eddie Brock instead [and a robo assistant too] 🌟🌟🌟

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Totally. I like the different interpretations of a similar concept. They’re both focused on survival however one species is decidedly more aggressive and predatory while the other one is more calculating and focused on minimizing dangers.

I think the characters would have a lot to talk about. I’d be interesting to see how they would feel about the different yet similar situations they’re in.

You know who would be friends?

These four. I need to draw a crossover between them some time.

Just a guy and his parasitic (but not really more like mutualistic) canabalistic bodymate for whom their antagonism for each other grew to a deep trust and love (one is decidedly more romantic in nature but still) and in which the human never truly learned to appreciate their other until they left by sacrificing themselves for him.

They have so much in common I think Migi and Venom would rant about their hosts not taking care of themselves and being genuinely stupid.

Shinichi and Eddie would relate to adjusting to sharing a body and having to explain human customs and culture.

They both have a “the monster becomes more human and learns empathy and love and the human becomes more of a monster and learns to be brutal” dynamic going on.

Guys they mean so much to me I could rant about this for hours.

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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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Holly shit yea

Okay hear me out… but in my humble opinion We Become We from Journey To Bethlehem is like, a Pretty Good Symbrock song :P

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it’s me, I’m sorry. I cursed you to draw gay for all eternity 😔

gay things keep happening on my head I can't stop drawing them WHAT DARK MAGIC IS THIS?!??

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but the good news is:

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It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

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fun fact: 0 people will see this post as I am not tagging it