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gay

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That feeling when a fandom got you on a chokehold so bad that you started being active on tumblr again, resurfacing to the streets of tumblr like that one character that everyone thought was dead.

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Emerie Karr: It's a shame Omega's gone, but at least now I can focus on my work instead of children.

Royce Hemlock: Congratulations, you're now in charge of thirteen Force sensitive children. Try to not get attached to these ones.

Emerie Karr: ...

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the only good thing that came out of this episode

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Jedi Padawans have the classic sitcom bag-of-flour baby assignment to ensure they're prepared to look after young ones in emergency situations

this assessment is not one of the many canceled or postponed during the war

which means that when Ahsoka is abruptly deployed dirtside along with her Master, Grandmaster, and the 501st, she had to scramble to find an appropriate babysitter for her sack of flour

desperate, she tossed it to Commander Cody, who was staying aboard the Negotiator to oversee the campaign, with only a frantic list of the required steps to take care of it while she was gone

when she returns several days later, Cody has painted the sack 212th gold and constructed a sling to carry it around on his front while he keeps his hands free for work

judging by the rank pins attached to the front, the sack of flour is now a lieutenant

once Obi-Wan's heart eyes abate enough, though, it becomes clear to him that Cody and the 212th troopers have not understood that the sack of flour is not, in fact, a literal Jedi tubie

and none of the Jedi or their siblings in the 501st have the heart to correct them, so they let them keep the thing, stomping on the feet of anyone who tries to ask too many questions about their new mascot

once the war ends, Obi-Wan discreetly replaces the sack with a Jedi chrecheling in the middle of the night, having resigned himself to raising another too-young-Padawan

Reva, for her part, is all to happy to gleefully coat herself in flour for the occasion

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How do Rex/Wolffe/Gregor girlies sleep knowing they're safe for the Bad Batch finale:

How do Hunter/Wrecker/Crosshair/Echo/Howzer/Cody girlies sleep:

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Me suffering of IBS when tomorrow there will be waiting 2 episodes of TBB who are supposedly “the darkest piece of animated Star Wars ever made bla bla bla everything is going to end and burn and die etc…”:

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thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

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Crosshair, comming the squad chat: I'm tired of you fake Ratatouille fans thinking the rat's name is Ratatouille

Tech: I ONLY SAID THAT ONCE

Hunter: IT'S 3AM

Wrecker: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE

[Wrecker has been removed from the group chat]

Crosshair: I've had it

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if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif

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echo’s gonna hear from omega that they met ventress and he’s going to start yelling at them

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101 THE YANKEE DODGE || 108 UNTAPPED POTENTIAL

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It's UNHINGED that Belle tests the acid by just pouring quite a lot of it on her own leg. Girl you did not have to do that!

The mad scientist vibes on this absolute weirdo, for real:

She just hangs out in her bedroom in a plague doctor mask for no reason other than maybe the aesthetic, since she's up to date on the latest medical developments and that's definitely not it

She deals with unwanted social situations by just dropping disgusting medical facts that will alienate people

She blackmails a criminal into training her as a surgeon

She's touched to the point where she looks like she might tear up when she gets to open up a corpse

When faced with an obstructive, incompetent authority figure she'll just get him out of the way by casually chlorophorming him then lying

Doing dangerous surgery is her favorite thing in the world

Letting her make the first incision is the most romantic thing ever and will get her to kiss you over an unconscious idiot she's about to do surgery on

She just tests new dangerous medical developments on herself and, after she gets it working, on her very startled loved ones

Mostly does it in the puffiest skirts ever that seem to have come out of my childhood daydreams

She'll just lie and pull rank to get what she wants, she simply ignores rules that are inconvenient to her, but otherwise she's all haughty and expects to be called milady

She's intelligent, passionate and stubborn, she's extremely confident, arrogant actually, a bit hypocritical, but she cares deeply and she's learning

What she's learning is how to do gory 1850 surgery, how to do CRIME, the wrongs of colonialism, and that making out in a hospital supply closet is hot

I love her so, so much 😭

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When you fight so well together, it becomes a dance.

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The Greeks would've easily won the Camp Jupiter vs Camp Half Blood battle. Not because of any logical, strategic reasons though. Its because they're batshit crazy

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emotionally I’m still here

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I be simping for clones so bad, and then I remember that they probably smell horrid. It’s obviously not their fault, but I just know every single one of them smell absolutely feral for 90% of all screen time.