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Pictures that I've texted the Ushiromiya Family about Battler:

*Insert picture of Battler in a Maid Uniform*

The BeatoXBattler Pictures I used to embarrass Battler by texting them to about 700 people, including his own family, Hirugashi characters and A couple of Touhou Characters. (Like Reimu, Hatate, Aya, Yukari..)

Pictures that I threaten I will send to his family if he dosent do something for me.

(You might want to skip this one.. Unless you're a pervert.)

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Reblod if you want to:

Know what happened here.

Or

Flip that Skirt. IknowIwould.

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Reblog if You either:

Want to know what the fuck happened here.

Approve of this.

Want to flip the skirt. I know I would.

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"You'll never get me alive!!!" Kaze Drives off in a Car with a shitload of orange juice and A Taped and tied-up Almaz which is knocked out but is waking up*

(<--Almaz) "....Huh..?"

: Wha- What the?! Why am I tied up?! And why am I in a car?!

Kaze: Shut up and go with it! Or we'll be both be in jail!!

: Ja- Jail?!?

Kaze: Yes! Jail! Now lets go to fucking Canada!

: WHERES MY FUCKING PLAYSTATION?!

: Lor- Lord Mao?! You're here too?! And why are we running- Driving from the cops anyway?!

Kaze: Cause we Commited a crime of Orange Juice!-

: Orange juice?! Why Orange juice!?

Kaze: Appearently Drinking Orange juice is a Sin! Now lets get out of here!

: Driving from Cops, Breaking the laws, this sounds exciting..

*Drives off*

SAD

“Why do they always call for their lawyer.” -gets in the car- “Shut up you two.” 

“Such a sad world we live in now a days.” -drives off- 

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Kazeko, a Blonde cat girl comes out of nowhere and burns down every signle department store that sell Orange juice and Kidnaps Almaz from Disgaea 3 due to being his fangirl, becuase of this, Mao-- Also from DIsgaea 3 will help you on this to get Almaz back. "You'll never get me alive! Suckers!" Yelled Kazeko while running for her life.

I AM TOTALLY NOT PLANNING TO RAPE ALMAZ..

New headcanon.  Dio and Maria are the OJ police.  Bad boys Bad boys  whatcha gonna do  whatcha gonna do when they come for you. 

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Pfffft... *Rides this dragon* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!! *Fly away.. And Kidnapped Almaz from Disgaea 3.*

“We are here. Come out with your hands up!” 

“Or else we blown up your house.” 

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...Seems Legit.