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I HAVE THE BOOK

THE BOOK

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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people who think canon kevin day is straight frighten me…my boy did NOT say its easier to be heterosexual for you dumb fucks to act like thats something that normal regular straight people say

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Be my anti-valentine? Where we try and make each other as unhappy as possible on Feb 14th.

no i already have one of those

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I am opening AFTG Writing Commissions!

Finally dared to open up commissions! Please see the attached images for details. If you have any questions, please reach out!

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If you can't commission, a reblog goes a long way!

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An Invitation

What I want to say is

I like your face,

            I think about

your hands on me,

            but I don’t say this

aloud,

            and yet everything

about me is an invitation,

            an open door,

a conjuring of clothes

            on a bedroom floor,

and I’m not sure who

            will make the first move,

only that one of us will,

and it feels like a song

            I once knew

but forgot, you feel like a song

            I once knew,

come closer,

            let me sing it back to you.

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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

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mutuals i am handing u this rn

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basically in corporate you either have email job or you have excel job. sometimes you have meeting job. sometimes it could be all 3. but thats it

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

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KEVIN DAY....

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

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the kevneil arguing dynamic is deeply important to me theyre like 2 chihuahuas yapping at each other. like 2 flies buzzing at each other and then hitting the windows