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[Podfic] Tells | fic by polyhexian | cover art by @kbirbpods

Murderbot Diaries | Rated: G | Length: 5 mns

“It’s reading a book right now, I don't want to bother it,” Ratthi dismissed. “I'm what?” burst SecUnit.

Podded for Voiceteam as a gift for @seascribbling

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Buy One, Get One! Come on Down to Crime Alley's Top Surgery Extravaganza! Yes! Even You, Little Bristol Boy!

“Timothy Jackson Drake!” Janet shrieks. “Are you telling me you let some random man off the black market take a scalpel to your chest?!” In which Jack and Janet return to find their daughter is actually their son and has taken action. Surprise!

A gift for @flowerparrish and @kbirbpods

Read on ao3

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 5 minutes, 46 seconds

Original Work: Codex Entry: The Amell Children by @violasarecool

Dragon Age (Origins): Amell (Warden) | Rating: G

Summary: 

An excerpt from The Champions of Kirkwall: From Lothering to Limelight, focusing on the lives and adventures of the Hawkes' cousins.

Notes: I have had this on my to-pod list for so long because I absolutely loved the concept. I was so surprised to see it was still under 100 hits & available for me to use for the Diamond in the Rough challenge for Voiceteam 2025!

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 1 minute, 45 seconds

Original Work: Noise by @moondal514

Arcane: Ekko & Jinx | Rating: General Audiences

Summary: 

People don’t have to be dead to be ghosts.

Notes: With this being on my to-pod list for a little bit now, I was pleasantly surprised to find I could still use it for the Diamond in the Rough challenge in this year's Voiceteam!

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 2 minutes, 18 seconds

Original Work: Quiet Morning by ami_ven

Torall: Alanna & Faithful | Rating: General Audiences

Summary: 

Alanna and Faithful spend a quiet morning in the forest.

Notes: I gladly ventured Into the Unknown with this podfic from a series I've been interested in for a bit but knew absolutely nothing about, as suggested by @shadow-ravin!! Awesome cover art was created by irrationalpie, with photo credit to by Kristin O Karlsen on Unsplash.

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[Podfic Link] | (Current) Length: 1 hour & 40 minutes | 2/3 chapters

Original Work: Sa Te Manda Jorhaa'i (As the Manda Commands) by @theawkwardvirgin [ao3: RandomReader13]

Fandom: DC x The Mandalorian | Rating: Teen & Up

Summary: 

In one universe, Clan Mynock ended up in 52 BBY and prevented Jaster Mereel's death. In another universe, the Force sends them to stop an even greater tragedy. [44 BBY Timeline]

Notes: Part 5 of [Podfics of] Between the Stars! I will post an update once @theawkwardvirgin has put up chapter 3 and I have recorded/posted it 💛 the first two chapters were recorded & posted for @flowerparrish's birthday week celebrations!

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 55 minutes, 8 seconds

Original Work: Cin Vhetin (A New Start) by @theawkwardvirgin [ao3: RandomReader13]

Fandom: DC x The Mandalorian | Rating: General Audiences

Summary: 

The kids get their hands on the darksaber. This has unforeseen consequences. [52 BBY Timeline]

Notes: Part 4 of [Podfics of] Between the Stars & posted for @flowerparrish's birthday week celebrations!

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 1 hour, 12 minutes, & 36 seconds

Original Work: Ke'hukaati Ashi'kama (Watch Each Other's Backs) by RandomReader13 (@theawkwardvirgin)

Fandom: DC x The Mandalorian | Rating: Teen & Up Audiences

Summary:

On their quest to find a Jedi to teach Grogu, Clan Mynock runs into some trouble. Din is really sick of this jetii osik, Bruce needs to find his children right now, and the kids just really want to explore the jungle.

Notes: Part 3 of [Podfics of] Between the Stars & posted for @flowerparrish's birthday week!

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 11 minutes, 43 seconds

Original Work: every sundown, you gotta be reborn by @andrealyn

The Pitt: POV Jack Abbot | Rating: Teen & Up Audiences

Summary: 

There are two big problems that he's facing when he wakes up. First, he has no idea who he is. And second? Why the hell is everyone around here so goddamn attractive? (In which Jack Abbot's got amnesia, but that still doesn't explain why he's being tortured by hot people)

Notes: @flowerparrish sent me this for the Into the Unknown challenge in an earlier round of Voiceteam, but I didn't get to it. I decided to save it for zir birthday, instead, and was able to record it for another challenge in Round 3!

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 3 minutes

Original Work: Tubie Duty by @flowerparrish

Clone Wars: Dogma & Hevy | Rating: G

Summary: 

“Hey,” he greets. “Need help?” Dogma wants to say no, that he's got this, he can do it, he's fine. But that's a stupid idea, so he swallow his pride and says, “Please.”

Notes: Another podfic that was not intended as part of @flowerparrish's birthday celebrations but after ze sent it to me for the Be Here Now challenge for Voiceteam, I decided to include it as a little surprise!

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 3 minutes, 57 seconds

Original Work: we pick ourselves undone by @transdickiebird

Batfam: Dick & Tim | Rating: General Audiences

Summary: 

Dick wears some make-up. Tim doesn't have a problem with that, exactly.

Notes: I saw Bastille, I saw trans!Tim, and I decided that even if I was recording it for Voiceteam Round 1 I was saving it for @flowerparrish's birthday

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 11 minutes, 32 seconds

Original Work: Innocent Bystander by @mneiai

Star Wars: Jon Antilles/Plo Koon | Rating: Teen & Up Audiences

Summary: 

Plo might be the closest thing Jon has to a friend.

Notes: @flowerparrish's blorbo x zir wife's blorbo for zir birthday!

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 13 minutes, 31 seconds

Original Work: Banish The Darkness by @sishal01

SWxMarvel: Jon Antilles/Bucky Barnes | Rating: Teen & Up

Summary: 

Jon Antilles crashlands on earth and the first person he meets is a Bucky who is in the process of taking down a Hydra compound.

Notes: posted (on ao3, late on crossposting lmao) on @flowerparrish's actual birthday ~

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 1 minute

Original Work: You by Naemi

Teen Wolf: Stiles/Derek | Rating: Teen & Up Audiences

Summary: 

“You,” is all Stiles says, for once lacking words.

Notes: Searching through my drafts and going “well part of how we met was Teen Wolf so why the heck not” and decided to gift it to @flowerparrish as an additional birthday week treat!

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 1 minute

Original Work: Turning Seasons by @flowerparrish

The Acolyte: Mae & Osha | Rating: General Audiences

Summary: 

Osha and Mae before everything, and after.

Notes: didn't mean to trick @flowerparrish into making GORGEOUS cover art for zir own birthday, but then I wound up posting this during the birthday week celebrations so here we are

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 5 minutes, 32 seconds

Original Work: quiet dreams and liminal spaces by @flowerparrish

DCxMarvel: Phil Coulson/Jim Gordon | Rating: G

Summary: 

2 am in a 24-hour diner is always a liminal space in time, even when that diner isn't located in Gotham. But when it is, well, you know you're stepping into a strange place the second you cross the threshold, and if you expect any differently, that's on you.

Notes: recorded for diamond in the rough for voiceteam 2025 and posted during @flowerparrish's birthday week countdown

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 12 minutes, 34 seconds

Original Work: You Are in Love by @disillusioneddanny

DPxDC: Cassandra Cain/Jazz Fenton | Rating: Teen & Up

Summary: 

Jazz Fenton is so insanely in love with her girlfriend, Cassandra Cain, and everything that comes with loving Cass.

Notes: Day 4 of @flowerparrish's birthday week! Featuring a fic I claimed for Femslash February but never got to record that just SCREAMS zir vibes. Cass? Competent ladies in love? Liminal Jazz?