Fitness avoider. Diabetian. Pro sleeper. I'm the sugar bitch with the sour flavour.
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Tom, in a perfect New York accent:
"Hey, Loki! Put your dog on a leash—it's after 9!" 👮 🛑
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I am always charmed by his beautiful way with words and incredible inability to do basic math
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do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???
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i don’t even know what to do. every single day i don’t even know what to do
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