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[kelean]

TL;DR my disgusting pet fairy godgoat prepared a bubbling bath of sliced vegetables and herbs for me but included a bouillon cube, which made me feel slighted since i deserve the time and effort of making a stock from scratch. do i still get in to not hurt this foul creature's feelings y/n

[kelean]

small accumulated dunmesh

[kelean]

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

[kelean]

we shouldn't save marriage but we should save divorce

[kelean]

"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

[kelean]

A leucistic moose filmed by municipal councilmember Hans Nilsson in the Värmland region of Sweden (2017) National Geographic

[kelean]

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

[kelean]

god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real

[kelean]

normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

[kelean]

"there's nothing but heartbreak at the end" - key of eternity

[kelean]

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

[kelean]

i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?

[kelean]

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

[kelean]

actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

[kelean]

‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up

[kelean]

24 ribs

[kelean]

I'm sure this has been asked before but I haven't seen it and I'm curious: