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i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

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it really is friday night when you think about it

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*sees a well thought out, intricate joke with hilarious twists and turns that makes you wait for the punchline for JUST the right amount of time* me: haha

*skrolls past temblor post that only says “hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain”*

Me: HHHHHHHH HHOOOOEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHRJEJJKKKHHHHH WHEEZING LMFAO 👌🏻😂👌🏻😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻😭😭🤟🏻👌🏻👌🏻🤮🤮😂😂😂 DID UOU SEEEET HIS LMOKOOOOOOO AH AH OUCH MY RIBS gggAAAAAA 🤤🤢🤮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💗💗💗🖤🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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If i c funny post w/ too many word;

I skroll

Simple stupid only please

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when i was 10 i thought this was the most amazing picture in the world i thought it was so beautiful and well drawn and incredible and i think i got yelled at for making it the desktop wallpaper on my familys shared computer

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i know this is A Meme™ but i’m being 100% genuine and honest when i say: some of you never had a glee phase and it really, really shows

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i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

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Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

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my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life