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I haven't written in a while because of writer's block and also being lazy but I think it's deeply telling that whenever I start writing again it's about going to sleep

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Saw this and it reminded me how in Bungo: Tales' depiction of The Dark Era, Akutagawa looks much younger than 16

that kid is 12 AT MOST bro 😭😭 he and Dazai do NOT have a two year difference

Dazai must be so relieved that he can go chase the taxi driver because here comes the Port Mafia.

Suddenly, I felt a great evil behind me.

It’s Akutagawa, isn’t it?

A torrent of darkness crashed through the space I had just occupied. The torrent smashed into the car and sliced it in half.

Or Shadow the hedgehog apparently.

I do find it so funny to hear Kunikida describe Akutagwa as if he’s the root of all evil 🤣

The vilest of all vile fiends had arrived. Even the toughest criminals cried and ran when they heard the name “Akutagawa.”

Elsewhere in an orphanage far from here a young white haired boy feels the distinct urge to roll his eyes.

Also I just realised that since this novel takes place 2 years before canon it means that Akutagawa here is the same age as Atsushi is in canon.

Because he’s 2 years older than him.

So hey Kunikida he’s not evil he’s just a teenager.

The black-fanged hellhound. The ability user of destruction and disaster. The harbringer of tragedy and despair.

…What did Akutagawa do to you Kunikida? I mean I’m sure this reaction is warranted but…what happened?

Although it was my first time encountering him.

You know to be far this has been quite the first impression.

Honestly the wildest part of this has been hearing Akutagawa being described as short.

Either it’s because Kunikida is taller then he is or 18 year old Akutagwa has a growth spurt coming because what???

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So I know Ive been missing but Ive recently started reading the Soul Eater Manga (after years of loving it) and I fear these two would really get along

Like OMG twin I'm a teenager from an early 2000s media with mommy issues and blood powers too! Religious imagery ? Duplicate body/evil sibling and every one judges you for it ?

oh and I got Crunchyroll for The Apothecary Dairies and sidequested into watching BSD. please don't throw tomatoes at me when I present my fiction I understand I am a poor jester.

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You will NOT guess what I've done...

Here's the Strelknov-Reader fic lmaoo. This is a little shorter than I was hoping, but I will give this another chapter at least

Cross-posted on Ao3

Site-19 was larger than you could ever imagine. You worked at a dinky site back in your home country, and now you were bundled up as you entered into the largest Site in the whole of the Foundation. The middle of Siberia was beautiful, coated in a thick, untouched layer of snow. The kind that's so perfect it makes you want to run off and ruin it, some primal itch that has you having to take a deep breath to root yourself to the ground where you’re walking in.

You’ve heard so much about this place, all the stuff that they house here and the names of the people that work there. So many of them are well-known and famous, even if many of them went between -19 and -17 often.

It was some big celebration, something classified the 05s are doing. Maybe building a new Site? Maybe something big like -19? You don’t know, to be honest. That’s how it works, they make you do something and yet never explain why to you because it’s “classified”. However, you knew how rare it was to ever even see Site-19 in person, despite how many people worked there.

The Foundation had many, many, many, employees. Some worked on the various smaller Sites, some on Site-19, and there was a small portion of people who worked in government facilities as double agents. You don’t know a lot about that, never having done it. Again, classification makes information harder to pass between people. You pass by the outside training area, following the flood of people that are spilling into the entrance of the Site. You, however, pause as you hear a shout over the landscape. You turn, looking through the fences as you catch the movement of people running on the track. At first, you feel bad for the agents out there. It’s freezing, and you know that your body warms up as you work out, but still. In the snow?

Then you see the man yelling. He’s standing off to the side, a black mass on the ground that is probably a jacket of some form. His shirt is tight, a size or two too small considering how obviously buff he is. He’s facing away from you, so you can only see the way the shirt is stretched over his back and arms.

“Checking out Strelnikov?” A voice comes from behind you, and you flinch back. You whip around to see who is pointing this out. A woman, with blonde hair pulled back into a lab-safe style stands behind you. You think for a moment, trying not to embarrass yourself.

“No,” You shake your head quickly, trying to stop yourself from blubbering or stammering over any words. “I was just curious about what they were doing outside in the cold here, and he’s barely clothed!” It isn’t inherently true, he is fully clothed, just thinly. There’s snow on the ground for god’s sake, and yet he’s standing there in just a t-shirt.

“That’s what the nurses say, too,” The woman huffs. “And the Site-17 medbay is always understaffed.”

You look away. Back to Strelnikov - while you’re trying to remember where you’ve heard that name before - so you don’t have to admit to this stranger the truth about what you’re thinking.

“Does it matter?” You ask her, trying to take control back, or at least seem semi-stable and capable of taking control of situations. You catch the movement of her shaking her head from the corner of your eye.

“I wasn’t trying to embarrass you,” She replies, even though you’re fairly certain that is a lie. “You were just in the way. Plenty of people do that often. You couldn’t imagine the struggle I have trying to find him when something is important.”

You furrow your brow and turn back to her, “What do you mean by that?”

“Well, he’s always sleeping around,” She shrugs, saying it as if it means nothing. “You should go inside, you’ll be able to check him out at the party, well,” She cracks a smile, before starting to walk away. After a moment of standing there, you follow her, deciding not to stand in the way of anyone else.

You look nice, you can say that. Fancy clothes, nicely fitted. You can afford it now that you work at the Foundation. You don’t need them often, but everyone is dressed well now. A little too well dressed to be at something that could be described as this - people were drunk, obviously so, as well as dancing dirty. You squeeze past a couple, making your way to the bar. You order from the nice, grinning bartender who makes your drink as quickly as possible.

A hulking form moves in next to you as you're handed your drink. “Стопка,” A deep, gruff voice orders the bartender. You turn, looking back at the man behind you. His face is broad, his bone structure prominent. His hair is short, buzzed on the side, and grays are starting to spring up in the roots of his hair. He's in a simple, white undershirt with no jacket. It's slightly too small for him, showing off the defined musculature underneath - nothing unusual for the career path you had chosen, but still noticeable with his age.

“Of course, sir,” The bartender responds cheerfully. He pours a shot - and then a few more - before placing them in front of the man.

“And the usual for the bastard,” He huffs, waving his hand. He reaches out, taking the first shot in one expert gulp. He slams the glass down, glancing to you once he does. A brief glimpse of amusement graces his face, his teeth glinting metallicly in the light. His eyes shine mirthfully, “Hello,” He greets, scanning over your features. When you go to meet his eyes, his gaze slides against yours, missing making direct contact. You can’t tell if it’s intentional or not, but it does give you a good look at his long eyelashes and shiny, grey eyes. He reaches his hand up, but he doesn’t touch you, “Sorry, I did not mean to crowd you, hm?” He moves back a bit, giving you more space. Something about it was oddly charming.

“It’s okay,” You reply, scooting your chair to give him more space. He once again fills the space, taking a second shot. You feel the butterflies from earlier return, as you look over him. You debate, for a long moment, before you take a long breath. “What's your name?” You ask, trying to sound more confident than you actually are.

“Strelnikov, Dmitri Arkadeyevich,” He practices in a trained manner, something you can tell he repeats every time he introduces himself. Not that you're thinking about it over the fact that this is the guy you were totally checking out earlier. When he offers his hand, you take it. You almost expect from looking at him - rough, nearing fifties, Russian man who has some military training - that his grip would be hand-breaking, painful. But he's surely aware of your bones. It's by no means gentle, but you know this construction is far from as tight as he could go. You tell him your name, and he briefly smiles. “Nice name, very fitting,” His accent causes the words to have a stiff, staccato sound to them.

The more pieces that came together the more and more you feel you're fighting not to kick your legs and giggle. You shift on the stool, as he asks you simple questions. Just getting to know you stuff: “What Site do you work at?”, “What department are you in?”, but the conversation is cut short. The drink is handed to him, and he checks it over. It looks terrible and smells just as bad, but it isn't for him.

“It appears I must go. Clef will be unhappy if he waits any longer,” He tells you, apologetically. So that's what you know him from. “But, if you would like,” He shrugs. “My room number is 6299, on the personnel level,” He tells you as if it's the most casual thing in the world. “Knock and I will answer.”

He leaves without waiting for a response, disappearing into the crowd.

It's better not to bother Clef, anyway.

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What would spetnaz be like with a very affectionate daughter who is not ashamed to show it? Like, he still gives hugs and kisses on the cheek to his father when she says goodbye to him, even at the school door, she holds their hands while they walk and all that :D

What if it were the opposite? She never shows physical or verbal affection and usually stays away from them, it bothers her that they are even close to her, etc etc

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I've already answered a similar ask to the second half, so I'll only be answering the first!

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BALE:

Very much glad to reciprocate the affection. Will drop anything for a hug or forehead/temple/check kiss. Is very cautious with initating the affection in public/in front of your friends, so he doesn't upset you if you aren't in the mood this time, but he'll always make sure to very quickly hold you hand, press a kiss to your hair, or hug you tight if you want it.

Definitely has movie nights where you cuddle on the couch. He always falls asleep with his head ontop of yours.

MINOTAUR:

Definitely where you got it from. Loud, affectionate with everyone. He has a lot of kids, he has to make sure they all have enough affection and thus he does it loud and obviously. He only just holds your hand if it's thr whole family. If it's just you, he wraps an arm over your shoulder and pulls you in close. Always fixing your hair, rubbing and patting your shoulder, making sure you know he's there.

Lowkey still tucks you in at night probably. At least checks on you while you're sleeping.

RODION:

He's so happy, he's so lucky. Flexes it to everyone and all who can intake information through any manner. Forhead kisses diabolically cartoonishly dramatic. He's on the school's PTA just to flex that his kid loves him while everyone else's kids are going through the angst phase and their marriages are falling apart.

NIKTO:

Not as thrilled. He was hoping for the angst phase, to be honest - he hates being touched, and he already gave that up for the younger years. He doesn't tell anyone he's still waiting for the day you loudly complain when he leans in to press a kiss to your head and gently smooths your clothes. He wishes you well, and then goes home and lays in the dark, alone and untouched for however long he can get away with it.

Despite that, he knows, deep down that the day you do reject his off to school kiss or don't reach for his gloved hand will crush him. He just isn't ready to face that reality yet.

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guys I swear I'm gonna start writing again because tomorrow is my favorite national holiday

THE SUPER BOWL RAHH !!

and in commeration it will be the 4th year of me updating this shitty ass outline of the superbowl SCP OC fic so yeah. new chapter tomorrow whenever the game ends.

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How would the spetnaz react to a daughter who since she was little hates being associated with them?

This was an interesting thing to think about !! I'm so sorry it took so long, the past couple of weeks have been busy.

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BALE:

It hurts him, but he hopes it will correct itself without imposing himself onto you. He is in denial that this isn't working.

MINOTAUR:

Does his best to bribe himself into good favor again. Any toy you want, you get to pick dinner every night. Overall, takes it much more openly emotionally when compared to his brother.

NIKTO:

Nikto works quietly. Again, he believes you can't let emotions impact your decisions in the moment. He pretends it doesn't hurt him, but he's sure exposure therapy would work. He is very insistent at specifying your relation and meeting your friends.

RODION:

Cries. He tries everything, scrambling to get your affection no matter what. He takes the other's advice, but his method is attempting to convince you to spend one-on-one time with him, playing video games and such.

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Im so sorry to all the people in my requests I haven't gotten to my power went out for a couple of days lmao

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How would the spetnaz react to a teenage son/daughter who is already almost the same or taller than them?

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BALE:

It hurts his heart. He knew you would get bigger, but this is a little too big. He remembers when he could pick you up, and looking you in the eye without having to even look down - maybe even look up - just crushes him. Still, he is very proud of his kid and does his best to show that, even if it seems silly or overbearing. Also insists on his son trying on anything he's saved from his youth, old suits and the like. Sometimes just puts his hand on your shoulder and looks at you sadly but won't admit to it if you ask what's wrong.

MINOTAUR:

Minotaur laughs about it, he shows his kid off all of the time. He's very proud that you're so tall. It's his genetics after all. Bro introduces his kids in a line-up where he just yaps about his favorite part of them. He loves each of his kids and you are no different. You being tall is a show that not only are his genetics great but he was also a great father who raised a healthy, strong, tall kid.

NIKTO:

This scares the crap out of him. He doesn't notice for a while, until it's too late. Suddenly, one day you walk in and he looks you in the eyes and he flinches back. What the fuck? You shrink back down right this moment adolescent (gender-neutral young man/lady ??? 😭). This is out of the norm and he isn't a fan of when his norm is disrupted

RODION:

Cries. This is unfair. You're taller, so you're older and he's getting older and his life is over and he is so sad. Hugs you when he's sobbing if you try to leave.

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What would happen if one day one of the spetnaz went to pick up their daughter from school and a friend told them "don't look over there, there's a strange man"

THIS HAPPENED TO ME SO MANY TIMES WITH MY DAD LMFAOO 😭

HELP 😭😭

This most definitely happens with Nikto. He has a threatening aura, as well as a bad habit of standing oddly stiffly. He also probably just happens to be standing in an inconvenient off-to-the side kind of spot that doesn't make him look the most normal.

This isn't unusual, Nikto is used to being seen as strange or uncomfortable. However, your friends seeing him like that isn't the biggest issue. That can be corrected quickly, mostly by you. The staff of the school, however, is a larger issue when they find him suspicious.

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I love the whole spetsnaz as fathers thing, who do you think would be the most easy and least easy to fall for their daughter giving them puppy eyes and being all sweet when they want something or wanna go do something

BALE !! Most definitely Bale. He is a big softy at heart and family is very important to him and he would fold faster than light. He would sigh and try his best to stay firm but he doesn't like his darling daughter to be unhappy. Rodion is a close second, but I think he would be able to hold out slightly longer.

When it comes to Minotaur, if he's saying no it must be a very bad idea, so that no is firm. However, he is proud his daughter is growing up to be so effective in attempts at getting her way. And Nikto does NOT care. He has had to make many life-altering decisions and he can't let his emotions impact those. I imagine he would have the hardest time separating his work mentality from his life mentality, so he is approaching all interactions with his kid as he does on the field: if it upsets you, stay calm and deal with it later in private. The puppy-dog eyes stab him in the heart, but he defaults to decisions made not under duress.

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How would Graves react to a daughter/son who is envious of him?

Ooh, I haven't gotten a Graves request in a while !! Sorry this is so short

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Graves has a pretty big ego

He probably would be glad at this, feeling it was correct, even

That doesn't mean that he can have this

He probably would attempt to encourage his kid to push further

You wanting to be like him and being envious of not being as good is correct, yes, but he has to think long-term here

So, he uses this to attempt to push this kid further

Be more than him, so his name will continue to reign terror for 80 years longer than it already was guaranteed to

Very much a man that believes in the "I have to be mean to my kid so they have the drive to prove me wrong" mentality

tl;dr DON'T give this guy a child

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HIIIIII, you must be getting sick of me asking you about headcanons about the Spetnaz as parents lol

What if Bale or Maxim had a teenage daughter and she had always seen the other as a father instead of her real father?

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BALE:

I don't think he would understand it. He was doing his best - giving stability, as much as he could in the military, nutrient food, most of what you wanted. He wasn't a doormat, and he very much valued being on time and discipline. Maybe he was too harsh here and there, maybe you could have gotten that dessert that one time. But is that really why you're so attached to Maxim? Maybe it was less of a nature thing and more of a nuture thing? Either way he tries to get more involved in what you like to do, even if it's unsuccessful or he has a hard time getting it.

Uncle Maxim is very fun, he easily gets what you like, especially if it's silly. He snuck you candy and sweets, was always the one you could tell your problems with out it turning into a "fix it" type of conversation or a lecture. He was easy, and not strict at all.

MINOTAUR:

He understands. He does his best, trying to give you a fun and memorable childhood. But Dmitry has always been the more down-to-earth, the one who could figure out how to work through social issues and math problems. Maxim is good at making people happy, at having fun. He isn't great at fixing problems with people when they're upset with him , and not just around him. He probably asks for help from Dmitry, too.

Overall, I think the two would see each other as co-parents to some degree. It's clear in their story that the two weren't apart a lot as kids, and really only separated when Maxim was convicted Dmitry died. They probably associate separation as an inherent negative, so you'd be going between houses a lot. However, Minotaur is more open about his attachment and more okay with it than Dmitry. I think Dmitry is just as bad, but he feels he has to be the strong one, or otherwise show some form of independence. Also, again, the idea that he was the most important male figure in his child's life being shattered idea I mentioned in the prior post.

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How would the spetnaz react if they had a coworker who had a mouth like Mileena from MK1?

Forgive me for this, I've never played MK1, but I was assuming physical appearance and not her voicelines lol

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BALE:

He probably would be very respectful, and try not to make you feel bad about it or anything. He might flinch back the first time he's seen it if you've hidden it behind a mask or balaclava for a long time. He's worked with many people - including Nikto - where things can be sensitive when it comes to their face. He tries his best to minimize any shock and fear in his own face, but he also tries to minimize any negative reactions from others on the team. If you're open from the start, not wearing a mask and showing off the mouth, he tries to correct people without being overbearing (doesn't always work, he will come off as doing too much eventually).

MINOTAUR:

One of the ones who needs correction. He will ask, even if the question was a little insensitive. He also won't censor or try to make the question "softer". You work in the military, you can take it. He doesn't go out of his way to be mean or hound you, but he will joke about it. Laughs out of nerves/surprise if you wear a mask, before asking odd questions (Do you chew funny? Can you bite through bones? Can I see? Do you want to try?) His brother hits him to try and get him to stop.

NIKTO:

I don't think he would care very much, but he would be slightly kinder to a masked reader, especially if you were insecure about it. He relates, so you can have a cigarette. Lowkey mad at a reader that embraces it, jealous that you can embrace and proudly show off your differences while he's stuck in a cycle of self-hatred and the need to hide.

RODION:

Also not the most sensitive. A bit more teasing with a masked reader, constantly asking about it and joking about what might be under it. Almost screams the first time he sees it, mask or no mask. He's seen some fucked up shit, but that was not expected. Eventually comes around, but it takes a while before he'll joke about it. And even longer before he gets in biting range.

Also small chance he finds it hot

more likely he finds Mileena hot and less likely he does in real life, but I would not put it past him.

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I love you Agent Strelnikov

Russian Sterotype ? Yes

My first love ? Yes

I would rather give up my life than give up Dr. Cimmerian or Agent Strelnikov. I would kiss them both if I could.

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HIIIIII, i saw the spetnaz as father figures and i was thinking how would they react if they find out that their daughter has a boyfriend and she never told them anything.

Your headcanons are so good btw, I never find anything from the spetnaz :3

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BALE:

I can only imagine that he would be heartbroken. He's probably very much a "calls his daughter princess" kind of guy. I think finding out would just crush him, not just that his daughter is older now but also the idea that she doesn't trust him enough to tell him. I imagine if he were to find out in a way that wasn't being outright told and was instead like finding them on a date he would get very quiet and leave so he didn't cry in front of anybody, but he definitely would at some point. Tries to have a conversation with you where he gently brings up all of his worries but he definitely cries during that too.

MINOTAUR:

He was probably a fun dad, but he understands why you would keep a secret from him. He was a kid too, once. It would still hurt him a little, but I think he would take it well. This does not mean that there isn't an awkward soft knock on your bedroom door and huff as he sits on your bed conversation, I just think that Minotaur would be a little more focused on that you're being safe and treated well and less focused on what exactly caused you to not tell him.

NIKTO:

He is instantly upset, angry. There's no reason for you to lie or hide something unless your partner caused you to, and this guy must be dangerous or manipulative, and that idea sets him off. He went through all of the pain and struggle in his life so that you wouldn't have to, but you're clearly in danger here. Still, I think he might be the easiest to calm down. He might be angry, but he's spent much of his life keeping a tight leash on his own emotions and actions, especially when he's off the field. He just wants a talk, alone. Really, honestly a talk. It sounds like violence is afoot but it isn't, he just really needs to understand this guy and also, you never know, maybe being dragged to the middle of nowhere by a Russian father will instill the fear of God in him and any bad intentions will melt away, huh?

RODION:

Oddly, the most likely to crash out about this. He's the youngest and therefore the least experienced when it comes to not just emotional regulation but also in handling people younger than him. All he knows is this guy is totally bad news, he comes in and Rodion doesn't even know until later? Obviously, he's thinking the same as Nikto, that this guy is a danger. But also you're mad at him? Trying to get back at him for something, like maybe you didn't like dinner a week ago and so this is some elaborate prank? Maybe he could kill the guy that will fix it? Will you be more mad? Plus, if he's the age he is in-game here, he was a teen parent. He doesn't want you to do that, isn't the point of being a parent to give your kid a better life? Home is definitely awkward for a couple of days while he figures out and scrambles for help from the others.

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PLS spetnaz as father figures?😭

Ooh okay! Good idea

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BALE:

Most definitely adopted you. Does his best not to embarrass you by being overbearing, but he is very fussy over you to be transparent. He likes to check you over slightly, as secretly as possible. Also likes to invite you for food or bring you stuff so he knows that you're eating well, also makes sure you're packed up fully before leaving onto a mission.

MINOTAUR:

The fun dad! Kind of guy that loves throwing kids up in the air and catching them. Less possible when it comes to an adult who's an efficient killer and soldier. Still, invites you to stay with him whenever you have time off at the same time. Also very dad jokey, kind of guy who intentionally gets stuff wrong to irritate you or embarrass you in that "that's what dads do" kind of way. NIKTO:

THE example of grouchy man and his adopted child he slowly grows to care for. Definitely not openly affectionate, instead more of a shadow. He moves in his best attempt to not be noticed as a "softy" nor otherwise caring in any manner. Will leave Sputnik with you under the excuse of "babysitting" but the truth is YOU'RE the one being babysat. Shows affection through awkward pats on the upper back or shoulder when you come back from a mission/other form of separation.

RODION:

He's the youngest and the others often treat him like he's dramatically younger, so he's very young father-coded. Giving those photos from the early 2000s of those guys sitting on the couch playing a video game with his baby in his lap. Very jokey, knows the slang but still uses it awkwardly because English is his second language. Act first think later kind of guy, will punch someone for you. BONUS: NIKOLAI:

I know so many people agree that he is a very fatherly type of guy, especially in the context of NikPrice, but I think that he is very much a competitive kind of guy. Type of father that is at the sidelines of pretty much every event screaming the loudest. Also very physically affectionate, kind of guy to wrap you in a side hug and shake you when excited.

YEGOR:

Very huffy. He doesn't want to do this but at the same time he isn't going to let anyone else do it. Very much experienced at training and caring for people, he can do it half awake. Makes small corrections where he can to help you improve at your career and is a very good shoulder to lean on. Giving sitting on the porch at night and him sighing and scooting closer to comfort you during a rough conversation.