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This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread!

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you’re still valid no matter what💖💙💜

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Aesthetics For The Zodiac Signs Based On People I Know

Aries: exotic plants, dark chocolate, suntanning, countdowns, earning money, roller skates, heart necklaces, throwing their head back in laughter, glitter gel pens, cartwheels, surfing, new underwear, trampolines, fresh breath, hairbands, warm hugs, bright eyeshadow, souvenirs, energy drinks, late night movies

Taurus: bite size candies, blue jeans, dark colors, art museums, sleepovers, small gifts, good morning texts, classic novels, long walks, mascara, mismatched things, colorful tattoos, driving around for no reason, rivers, lace bras, traveling, donuts, black nail polish, funny t-shirts, waking up early for something exciting

Gemini: tiny earrings, candles, symmetry, hair curlers, trophies, knee-high socks, fresh flowers, little thank-you notes, individually-wrapped candies, early morning fog, watching tv shows with friends, hot tubs, hair cuts, pink lips, tights, sea shells, bike rides, selfies, pop songs, inspirational quotes, spirals

Cancer: old music, silly puns, inside jokes, romantic poetry, water balloon fights, contouring, no-show socks, little scented lotions, snowflakes, watching the same movie over and over, lots of hugs, wearing the same favorite hoodie with every outfit, perfume, tennis shoes, tiny tattoos, silk, midday naps, reminiscing

Leo: impromptu adventures, new clothes, water parks, cosmos, spending time with family, getting to be in charge, finding money in unexpected places, fast cars, cute bracelets, boots, diamonds, roller coasters, field trips, pizza, staying up late, cold drinks, random texts, black eyeliner, hairspray, keychains

Virgo: iced coffee, tiny prints on clothes, straightened hair, chocolates, luxury cars, warm smiles, bright eyes, puppies, indie bands, skinny jeans, dreamcatchers, dark rooms, time alone, watching comedies, french fries, walks in the local park, making new friends, cashmere sweaters, computer games, glasses

Libra: swimming pools, fluffy dogs, champagne, classic movies, redecorating, bay windows, velvet, pajamas, thrift shopping, eye contact in love, buying random things, wavy hair, doing well in school, fancy parties, flavored water, leather wallets, collecting old art, skinny belts, watching the sun go down after a long day

Scorpio: dark lips, appetizers, filling the house with music, going out at night, freckles, halloween, true stories, colorful hair, tattoo sleeves, spending lazy days with friends, little dogs, video games, having a secret place to go and think, eating salty foods, intense talks about life, learning to play an instrument, homemade bracelets

Sagittarius: trips to disney, makeup shopping, cute little pillows, gold jewelry, making little kids laugh, dressing up, going out for drinks, sweet text messages, picking out special gifts for loved ones, going on dates to coffee shops, live music, trying new foods, makeovers, cool weather, piggy banks, picture frames, funny books

Capricorn: crossword puzzles, plush carpet, fluffy cats, strong coffee, outdoor malls, spending time in the sun, new tv shows, documentaries, chewing gum, piercings, sundresses, long hair, fireworks, long car rides, singing loudly, meeting lots of new people, reading biographies, margaritas, nostalgia, night gowns

Aquarius: 3D movies, folk rock, high heels, purple nail polish, leather jackets, ice cubes, long necklaces, hot fudge sundaes, sharpie markers, cursive writing, taking pictures of everything, keeping a journal, making people smile, feeling calm, light shows, holding babies, unexpected kisses, cereal, curly hair

Pisces: night lights, classical music, romantic movies, cold milk, walks on the beach, sleeping in, eating sweets, outdoor showers, blush, snuggling, ballet, foot rubs, drive-in movies, body pillows, old cartoons, learning new languages, anklets, body spray, marshmallows, warm soup, snowy days, record players

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i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

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i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

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I'm listening to an audio of the milk fic while drawing what the fuck is my life

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Salty Thoughts I've Had at School

“Oh, yeah, I love hearing about your ex, who by the way, LOOKS LIKE A DYING FISH"

“Well ain’t you just a special little snowflake”

“What in the hell do you have against white girls sweetie YOU’RE A WHITE GIRL”

“Must you be so painfully fake?”

*sings* “Lies”

“Why do either of us even try anymore I hate u, u hate me what more is there to it”

“Why does literally everyone like you I have no one to share my hatred with”

“Throwback to when I could actually stand you”

“I would frickin love it if you could go two goddamn minutes without making a sexual reference/joke”

“You stupid chismosa” (chismosa = gossip monger)

“Hi could you not flirt with everyone it’s sad and annoying”

“Can’t decide whether you make me want to kill myself or you more”

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ICONIC BREAK UP SONGS FOR THE SIGNS

Aries: Gives You Hell - All American Rejects

Taurus: Irreplaceable - Beyoncé

Gemini: Blow Me (One Last Kiss) - P!NK

Cancer: Hello - Adele

Leo: Hot n Cold - Katy Perry

Virgo: Fuck You - CeeLo Green

Libra: 7 Things - Miley Cyrus

Scorpio: Better Than Revenge - Taylor Swift

Sagittarius: Hotline Bling - Drake

Capricorn: Complicated - Avril Lavigne

Aquarius: Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson

Pisces: Gotta Go My Own Way - Troy & Gabriella (High School Musical Cast)

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I just tried a blu cig and I’m dying right now my chest and stomach hurt and I’m having trouble breathing

I make bad life choices

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Truuuu ~ a Virgo

These 8 Zodiac Signs don't like to deal with difficult people or messy situations.

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Oh my god was I drunk when I posted this wtf is this

Confessions about smols:

I know 2 smol beans in real life, (they’re so adorable, innocent, giggly, crazy, and squishy, I love them both)

I’m slightly afraid of befriending/falling in love with/being in a relationship with a smol bean. They’re just so precious and beautiful and innocent, while I’m…not. I feel like if I befriend them, I’ll taint the beauty in that innocence (trust me, I’ve accidentally spoken Internet in front of them at least twice).

Please help me and others save the smol beans. They are rare and amazing, and I really want to give them all hugs. So, I challenge you to hug your smol beans (if you know any irl). If you don’t personally know a bean (which you should) MEET ONE. RIGHT NOW. THEY MAKE YOUR HEART MELT AND SPREAD HAPPINESS. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER BUT MEET A SMOL BEAN.

plz

Bonus Feature: Do You Hear the Smol Beans Sing? by killjoy-of-unicorn-island

Will you join in my crusade?

Who will be strong and stand with me?

Beyond the barricade are there some smols you’d like to see?

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If you're ever feeling sad, just remember that 'Emo' is a legitimate German boy name. NO BUT RLLY WTF GERMANY