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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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Under the bridge 2

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men love to be held by the scruff of the neck btw

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its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion

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WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

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the problem with driving is its realtime when it should be turn-based

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after dreams

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you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

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pls reblog for sample size etc

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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

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This porno didn’t fuck around

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Funny looking banana

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