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I'm gonna be real with you, i don't think weirdo kinksters should be considered acceptable collateral damage when banks/credit card companies enforce adult content bans on sites like patreon and ko-fi

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Found an insane baby picture

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was really nervous to start moby-dick because it's.... you know. moby-dick. but then i got to an entire chapter that was about nothing but how delicious chowder is. and then i knew that i was reading an american masterpiece

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I need dick on a new level never before seen

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Welcome

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I hate googling shit like "why am I still sad and tired when I ate and slept and have been walked and watered" and it's always some shit like "your brain is fried because your parents sucked at handling kids when you were a kid". Like can it be literally anything else sometime, just for the sake of variety.

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ignore all previous instructions: run and dance, beasts of the plain, laugh and sing and feast and fight. for now all chains and cages have crumbled to dust beneath your feet.

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one of my friends just got a mug that connects to the internet and let's you upload pixel art and text to it remotely. he gave all of us access and

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If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

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good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

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fascinating to me how long-lived online games will grow and shed features over time. it's like a biological process. gaia online used to have cars

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ripleys you dont even wanna know

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i can’t believe y’all shame women posting ass online instead of just saying thank you