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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

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Black Sesame Milk

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i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely person’s comment!! passing it on to tumblr 🫡

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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

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my favorite babies

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having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

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I love it when there's a couple but then there's a third guy who's also there and he's part of it but not like romantically he's just a part of the couple but like....platonically

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Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan

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*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*

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I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life

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Best Comments on the new Watcher video

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Beautiful cow who is mooing at you