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i... am writing clown/branzy/rek now please set me free i havent seen the sun in ages

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Situationship so bad it puts themselves, others, and an entire country in danger. ❤️

😝🤪

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I hate Clownzy like everyday I wake up and I just think about how much I hate and dislike them

Like this gift is so gay look at the way clown is trying to get closer as Branzy backs always like how homo can you BE 🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒😒😒😒

i feel this i hate them i want them to die and suffer. also this reminds me of when i was at my most homophobic back in december

hate 'em🙄🙄

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And then Clown comments about Branzy's chest.

Clown: It's like I can still see him. Him and his- his massive bulky chest sticking out of his clothes.

(Then they mourn Branzy's death or whatever) 💔💔

again. gross. they make me homophobic. im never escaping this duo

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11- Branzy: I’m not crushed!!

Clown: It’s like I can still hear him […] I think he’ll be forever with us in our hearts. *Branzy walks over and Clown turns to face him* It’s like I can still see him. *inches towards Branzy, who backs up against the wall immediately*

Branzy: I’m not- I’m right here!

Clown: I’ll miss his- *crosshair pans down a few pixels* his- his massive, bulky chest, sticking out of his clothes! My goodness!! *turns away* God I mourn this loss everyday!

(In the background/at the same time, Leo and Ash are desperately trying to organize a screenie w all 4 of them)

clown harassing branzy just like ye old days with a touch of their weirdness being disruptive

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Rek Jaron Hannah poafa vs red woogie jepex vortex for finale!!

Pink got last place and Branzy got last indiv. He’s getting thrown into the crushing and killing chamber! Rip o7

Branzy: I Never bet against Rek. Ever.

(Some time later)

Ash: if Rek wins will you come back to lifesteal?

Branzy, laughing: I mean, maybe!

Unironically tho Branzy is watching Reks every move cheering him on

my losers. i love them they all suck❤️

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9- crushing and killing chamber is a recurring bit now. They’re last place going into game 8/8. Branzy asked clown if he has to be crushed alone, it doesn’t seem fair he’s the only one who has to be crushed

Clown: No, no, Branzy, I have a crush *on you*, not I want to be crushed *with you*

Branzy: …………. ah well, I’d rather have one over the other I suppose

10- as I typed that above, this interaction happened:

Clown “Branzy Cmon at this point I’ve already had my guys start up the crushing and killing chamber. What kind of- I can’t just- at this point it’d be Rude not to get in it!”

Branzy “I mean, they can just Turn it Off”

Clown sighs with the most exasperation

the banter. we're so back. we're so back. screams

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8- clown: “Branzy’s naked?!?!!! Wait what?!?!!! […] oh I thought you meant irl! And I was like, why wasn’t I informed of this~?

i regret waking up😭

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6- Clown: no one make any mistakes!!! If anyone makes mistakes then Branzycraft dies!!!

Branzy: oh, jeez, I don’t-

Ash: mhm, no mistakes

Branzy: so, just like the good ol’ days then?

Clown: exactly!

this is beautiful gonna hang it on my wall

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love loses 😔

oh:(

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im gonna sleep now but thank you my clownzy disciples please keep em coming i will wake up at some point again hoprfully

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lowkey kinda obsessed with branzy just havin his titties out (clown is acting like hes not Looking at them)

clowns lucky he's wearing a mask to hide his ogling. ffs

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5?- ash asked if they’re divorced or how that works

clown: no, Branzy’s just away on work

Branzy, quietly: right. Work.

Clown: we are one happy family. I’m actually raising you alone, that’s why you’re turning out so fucked up

Ash: oooh okay okay

Branzy: yeah if- if we win, then I’ll come- I’ll return to lifesteal and be home again

Leo: put that in chat so people throw for us

clown single mom and branzy absent father. my duo🥰

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we're getting so much clownzg content im turning homophonic again ogm

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4- Branzy deafened for the 5min break and clown said to Leo n ash “I want us to win, for Branzy”

🤮

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He wants da cookie so flipping badly dude 😭😭😭

they're actually so gross i want them both to die

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Short list of other clownzy things:

1- they were referring to north east south west as never eat soggy waffles. clown said “Branzy should go waffles. Because they’re delicious like him”

2- after first game, battle, clown n leo(?) both had a lot of kills and were talking about it. Branzy quietly lamented there’s no points for most heals (he was support/healing. Ash leo clown were all on offensive). Clown said the reason for that is bc Branzy’s heals are just for them (and he doesn’t share)

i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate