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i miss when ppl straight up lied on here. i’m gonna start doing it again. okay so yesterday i saw hannibal lecter in the target bathroom

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touching grass is not enough. i need to touch yellowstone’s superheated prismatic acid pool 

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love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

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will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

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Orc Stain fans where you at 

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Bread from Miitopia

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I can't stop fucking saying "It's all about da Mets, babey"

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when i say "gotta bounce" i am referring to my tits as i run

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given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot

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whys king kong………..so fucking large

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Had a dream i was on survivor and jeff probst was like “this next challenge is a standard wizard one” and a wizard started fucking attacking us

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I'm terrified of speaking to people in real life because one of them could say "I'm a chuckster!" and just hurtle me three hundred feet up in the air