they should invent a cogwheel whose spokes fit perfectly between the nooks of my spine so that u can roll it down my back and perfectly rip my spine out of my body with the ease similar to opening a sardine can lid
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pokemon are real
every night i tuck myself in and remember that pokémon are real. what a wonderful world
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one more poll and then i'll give it a rest for a bit i prommy
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everyone shut up. look what happened.
now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)
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I drew this for class
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[I didn't mean to reblog that onto this account but you know what? I'm keeping it here]
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why are people so mean to steampunk. what did steampunk do to you. are you too good for cogs? too good for goggles and a top hat? hmm??? bitch
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toyotathon cares deeply about my feelings so he would let me hug him even if he disliked it, is the problem.
Remember: Many Pokémon dislike hugs. This is not a problem with you, but a Pokémon that spent time in the wild will likely interpret that as an attempt to use Wrap or Bind, and will react with fear or confusion. Kisses are often also thought of as an attack- A prelude to Bite, or simply a use of Draining Kiss.
Do not take it as them not caring for you if they do not like such things. Find what ways to show affection your Pokémon can understand and reciprocate.
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toyotathon would tell me if he disliked hugs, right? he's my best friend, he would tell me.
Remember: Many Pokémon dislike hugs. This is not a problem with you, but a Pokémon that spent time in the wild will likely interpret that as an attempt to use Wrap or Bind, and will react with fear or confusion. Kisses are often also thought of as an attack- A prelude to Bite, or simply a use of Draining Kiss.
Do not take it as them not caring for you if they do not like such things. Find what ways to show affection your Pokémon can understand and reciprocate.
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I took a pic of this sign in like 2009, it was my profile pic for a few games I've always been delighted by it
ISO-7010.W014 back at it again
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happy 10,000 notes to my best friend toyotathon (and to the car he destroyed)
i almost got hit by a car today.
my klang toyotathon jumped in the way and saved me. hes a very good boy.
(art by @realpokemon )
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i don't want to be mean, but how legendary could it possibly be if no one has ever heard of it?
i’ve seen. so many people on Rotomblr with legendaries. I want to see how many there are.
By “have” I mean caught in a Pokeball, for the sake of this poll.
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i’ve seen. so many people on Rotomblr with legendaries. I want to see how many there are.
By “have” I mean caught in a Pokeball, for the sake of this poll.
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but im a crepe…. im some weird dough….
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Crunchy fingers!
ouch!
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