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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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Yeah I'm normal about them how could you tell?

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I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

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Where's that tweet again? "Something very American happens in America: how ASIAN of us" 🙃 I wish my FB feed would stop showing me "Occupy Democrats" and "the Other 98%" like racism is still racism from liberals. Please. This shit is not new to this country, PLEASE-

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The really funny part about the War Thunder classified military documents leak stuff is that sometimes they post documents that don't even support the point they're trying to make. Like, imagine committing a federal crime using a forum account that's traceable to your real-life identity in order to win an argument on the Internet and it's all for nothing because you can't fucking read.

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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

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Good! Now give us the rainbow lion in the Many Coloured Desert that we deserved.

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Would you love me if I was a worm revived after 46,000 years who's back in the news?

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My dad raises grass-fed beef cattle and I help him sell it, mainly by maintaining an online presence. For a while, I kept having the most ridiculous conversations with people who I assume were marketing students. I didn't want to be rude so I'd try to let them down gently but this one guy just kept insisting that with his magical marketing skills he could grow our business.

What he could not seem to comprehend is that we could not grow our business, at least not without significant time and monetary investment. Cows take two years from pregnancy to the size that you can sell. If we buy adult cows, our margins become razor thin or even negative. Even if we somehow could acquire some cows, our barn and hay fields are already near maximum capacity. Renting another field would be relatively easy, building a bigger barn not so much.

Cows are living animals, they aren't widgets that can be produced infinitely. Besides that, many businesses inherently cannot grow, because if they do they'll become something else. The delicious bakery down the street cannot produce much more than they do, if they began mass marketing and production they'd eventually be selling the equivalent of Twinkies. We grow grass-fed, organic beef, if we expanded how long would that last? Eventually we'd become the very factor farms that we hate. Some things can only ever be made on a small scale and they are usually the best things.

But also, what are they teaching them at marketing school and how is it so disconnected from reality?

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This could've been a yuri