Strawberries are sweet and so are you
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i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another
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not to sound poor but like…….i hate rich people
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things i want to get
- paid
- laid
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shane dawson’s latest content is incredible. it’s real, funny and authentic idk man i love his recent videos so much.
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I want to take Garrett Watts to cracker barrel
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“these stars are for you, child.”
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