knifebun - Tumblr blog

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

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my role on the leftist commune will be passive-aggressively moving the freshly-washed “clean” dishes that still have food residue on them back into the “unclean” section

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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the worst part about cardio is the laundry

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you can’t even fathom the problematic things me and my mutuals are romanticizing

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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airplane mode

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

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i don’t think rpf is bad bc like 81 year old paul mccartney would have to take so many specific steps in order to find and read beatles fanfiction that i feel like any exposure to it would be his fault. not to mention that he would probably like it