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Soo . Can we come back to this

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the full, concentrated power of THE SUN!!!

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i legitimately do this every time i draw spamton to the point where i did it for this comic

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I'm conducting some research. Please tell me which of these horror clowns you recognize. Some are better known than others. Name them in the tags, or the reply section, or in reblogs, I need to know! Comment even if you know one or none of them. Thanks!

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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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OUGHARUGHOUGHLUBLARGH MY BEAUTIFULL

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“Every time I show the film – whether it’s to film students at USC or UCLA or I’m going to a festival – that’s always the first question: How did Kermit ride the bicycle? And my stock answer is: I put him on a three-wheeler until he got his balance, and then I put him on the two-wheeler.” 

— James Frawley, director of The Muppet Movie

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that’s a good one

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for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed

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you know what's a really underrated part of the Dracula novel?

it's when everyone (Jack, Arthur, Quincey, Jonathan, and Van Helsing) all go to see Renfield and Renfield proceeds to greet/compliment all of them except for Jonathan whom he ignores entirely

I can never decide if that was intentional because Renfield was jealous of all Jonathan's one-on-one Dracula time, or if Stoker just...forgot Jonathan was there, given that he has no dialogue or reactions in the scene

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an australian walks up to a bar

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hamlet / bill and ted’s excellent adventure

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today my roommate got the funniest fortune cookie in the world and they framed it and now it’s hanging in our living room

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welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

edit: here's her YouTube account, as well as her TikTok and Facebook :)

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oh whoops accidentally drops this and reminds everyone spamton fucking said this while we were being teased about the chapter where we meet his former "business" partner