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[kuntquats]

What do you think I’d do if you said to me, “bad things will happen if you don’t suck my dick?”

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A man with a driver’s license is not enough he needs to be able to drive an 18 wheeler. He needs to have his motorcycle license as well.

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I need the ice cold slightly carbonated rejuvenation elixir.

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I relate to sterile women who want to get pregnant

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Sadly… my vagina doesn’t exist.

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Jim Carey is a national security risk

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Noo don’t kill yourself. Your animist instinct is soo sexy.

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God gives me shit cramps when I ponder Henry Kissinger’s lifetime on earth too deeply.

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Everyone needs to talk about nikocado avocado

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I don’t know what to do. Perhaps I’ll pray to God to make my dick unruly.

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On my death bed my biggest regret will be drinking la croix. I don’t need to be spending money on sparkling beverage like this but I can’t stop

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I want to have political discourse with people who have absolutely no veracity

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Feed me to AI. That computer becomes strong. Sensitive also.

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jalq zadán

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Oh. Me? Well… they call me cliff jumper.

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Blessed be my hands on fire for my gut has fallen out of my mouth

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I’m going to start tweeting now.