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Wow, haven't been on here In a long long time. Not that it matters since I have like 3 followers or something like that, but yeah. I'll see if I post some new stuff on here now that school is starting today

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Oh no

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If this is not a more accurate representation of real life, I don't know what is…

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When I can say "As you wish" to my Girl and she gets what I mean by it, my life will be just the bees knees with a little sugar on the side

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hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out

but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around

he’s like guys

what’s happening guys

GUYS

I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING

GUYS IM SERIOUS

LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED

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To see things thousands of miles away, things hidden behind walls and within rooms, things dangerous to come to, to draw closer, to see and be amazed.

"Life" Magazine motto

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The best asks, ever.

1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

14: What's your most favorite part of your body?

15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?

20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?

21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)

22: Which continents have you been on?

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

24: Backpacks or satchels?

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?

30: The latest you've ever slept?

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

32: Do you pick at scabs?

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

34: How far can you throw a baseball?

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

38: A relationship with love or one with sex?

39: Do you eat enough vegetables?

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

42: Do you swear in front of your parents?

43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?

44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?

46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

47: City or nature person?

48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?

50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

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When Adam’s Flesh and Adam’s bone sits at Cair Paravel in throne, the evil time will be over and done.

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when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’

when people dont like lord of the rings because it  has ‘too much fighting’

when people dont like lord of the rings

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Ask me these pretty please with sugar on top <3

1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?

2. Anyone crushing on you?

3. What is your relationship status?

4. Has anyone ever sang to you?

5. Has anyone ever given you roses?

6. Who do you text the most?

7. First person to text today?

8. What color are your eyes?

9. What is a compliment you receive often?

10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?

11. Do you like your parents?

12. Do you secretly like someone?

13. Why did your last relationship end?

14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?

15. Who was the last person you kissed?

16. Do you like funny people or serious people?

17. What are you listening to?

18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?

19. Are you happy right now?

20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be

21. Who makes you happiest right now?

22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?

23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?

25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?

26. Are you crushing on someone?

27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?

28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?

29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?

30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?

31. Have you ever had your heart broken?

32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?

33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?

34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?

35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?

36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?

37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

38. Do you believe in love at first sight?

39. Ever been given an engagement ring?

40. Do you want to get married?

41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?

42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?

43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?

44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?

45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?

46. Would you ever date your best male friend?

47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?

48. Do you regret any of your relationships?

49. Would you date an ex?

ASK AWAY!

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The Interview

I wish that one day, I'll get go be famous and have someone call me "Two-Faced" and it get brought up in an interview so I can say the following: Reporter: So and So called you a "Two-Faced" loser; what have you to say to that? Me: Mind if I quote Abe Lincoln here for a sec? Reporter: By all means. Me: *stares into camera* So and So, do you think that if I had two faces that I would be wearing this one?

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When you got the time, go ahead.

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