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excuse me waiter ☝️ there's a fly in my soup

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In preparation of tomorrow~

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Well this is probably a dumb thing but I'm gonna throw it out there anyway.... I have a bluesky account that I think is just gonna be an amalgam of all my sideblogs mashed together. Basically any and all of my art is gonna be posted there now. I'll still post shit on tumblr too but like EVERYTHING will be in one place there if anyone cares. <3

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Salad.

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Going to a restaurant with the cast of Obey Me! and the waiter asks, "is anyone in your party under 500? Beings who are five centuries and under eat for free."

The waiter glances at Luke as they say this but everyone immediately turns to you.

Mammon cracks up when the waiter brings over a high chair and you have to turn them down. Leviathan encourages you to at least take the booster seat so you can feel taller. Thirteen wheezes when they bring out the crayons and coloring mat, which you insist on sharing. You tell Diavolo not to get any funny ideas when the waiter bends down to speak with you at eye level. It's just standard protocol for this diner.

Mephistopheles doesn't understand the big deal. You're not even a century old yet, isn't this normal? Solomon, however, is trying not let his mini midlife crisis show. To Barbatos' delight, he's not getting the same treatment as you (despite also being human) and fears he might be starting to look his age.

Lucifer is visibly enjoying himself way too much and hasn't stopped sneering since you were handed a children's menu, which Beelzebub is excitedly cross-referencing with the adult menu that everyone else got. Raphael likes the little flag they stuck in your food. Luke is acting so smug and haughty that Simeon has to remind him to be humble.

Satan makes the unnecessary offer to cut your food into smaller bites because they only gave you a small plastic spork, while Asmodeus is busy snapping pictures of the chef's ketchup smiley face atop your dish. Belphegor warns you not to hurt yourself and asks if he should blow on your food, causing you to threaten him with the spork.

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Levi shower card edit

Sorry Solmare, I like my Leviathans a lil’ different…~✋😘✨

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Solomon x Ghost (Call of Duty)🏃

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New headcannon that OM music has so much auto tunning because they are demons and their singing voices are eldritch and brain melting otherwise. This applies to the angels as well.

Solomon is Just Like That after centuries of exposure. 🥰

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Trash CAN!

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In which Mammon gets overloaded with compliments/affection 💕

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It's dangerous out there... Take this with you~

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chapter 1 - when i first posted this on instgrm it blew up a little and it scared me :)

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I actually believe Lucifer secretly loves the Anti-Lucifer-League.

Y'know how lions and other creatures like that pretend that they get hurt when playing with their cubs to make them feel powerful? I wonder if sometimes it's like that. He swallows a little bit of pride to watch them beam happily for the rest of the day.

Or even if he gets annoyed with their constant shenanigans, it gives him time with both Belphie and Satan, like playing a game with them.

And more than that, it gives Satan more of an opportunity to connect with his family. To have fun. To kind of act on the more immature and playful aspects he never really got to have since he pushed himself to mature so quickly so he wouldn't be looked down upon.

Plus, if I'm not mistaken, I believe it's canon that sometimes Satan and Belphie both do "sweet" things towards their eldest brother and call it a "clever prank" when it's really just them doing something nice or taking care of him.

They're all so silly and sweet.

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Hello. Today I offer you this.

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I headcanon that these sculptures are all alive and all have different names

The two by the entrance barely ever leave the room because it's their job to watch out for anything suspicious and warn the brothers if anything seems off.

But the others all move spots and you'll find them in different parts of the house, which startles the shit out the brothers ( only Mammon really ) and MC sometimes.

And I'd definitely try to pet all the dragons, especially buddy under the table because it looks so cute--

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Mc being so busy commanding the seven brothers that they forget that they can be commanded too.

Satan and Lucifer fight? You resolve it. Beel getting too hungry and destroying the castle? You resolve it. Mammon and Levi arguing over owed money? You resolve it. You run a tight ship and you’re the boss over those demons in every little way imaginable. Every demon and angel you have met has bowed to your command and let you have control and be the peacemaker.

So when you get too stressed and begin to yell, all seven brothers looking at you in astonishment, nobody knows what to do. Except for the one person you cannot tame.

You feel a hand grip the back of your neck. It’s strong but gentle and you feel your breath hitch in your throat. The person behind you leans in and demands… “Behave”

And suddenly you’re quiet. Docile. Solomons voice calming your mind without a single spell. He smiles at the group as you close your eyes from the embarrassment.

"We’ll be seeing you later, you can resolve this amongst yourselves. Me and MC have some business to attend to at Coctyus Hall…”

(Psst- if you’re seeing this, a full version is coming soon )