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I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse
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before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"
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A Breaking Bad spinoff starring Bob Odenkirk’s character Saul Goodman is in the works.
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i asked the bartender to split a twenty into fives but she gave me five four dollar bills & when i asked where & how she got four dollar bills she said “i am completely insensitive to your curiosity”
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girls after 2 beers and a juicy double cheese burger
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"we need to invent truth serum" its called RED WINE
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